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The "Holy Spirit" cannot live inside a living host. This... is but one of many steps.
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Free Market Mambo posted:Josh, his fly open Anna, her arms outstretched
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Oct 24, 2015 19:34
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Search Our Six Wrong Heart Conditions What does heart circumcision entail, exactly? skaboomizzy posted:They'll freeze her until they have the tech to make her into an axlotl tank. Nice, dude. Niiiiiiiice. Jumpingmanjim posted:The rumor was that she left him because Josh derailed the whole Duggar gravy train and so now Josiah is no longer a ticket to fame and fortune. Well, it's either money or dicking, and if she's not going to get either...
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Oct 26, 2015 05:37
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21st Cherry boy posted:Is that harlot wearing pants? Her wearing men's clothing is what convinced him to give her the Ol' College Try.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:14
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James Robert?
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Oct 27, 2015 14:33
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Rames Jobert.
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Oct 30, 2015 13:12
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/\/\/\Yesssss.Ryoshi posted:"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless." Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary. Jim ma' Baob
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Oct 30, 2015 16:50
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Ryoshi posted:yeah you're right I definitely shouldn't have said "christian" maybe that's why i didn't, you retarded shitlord Jesus and I love you, Ryoshi. One day, after you have graduated highschool we can have a beer and laugh about this. Jim-Bob
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Oct 30, 2015 18:25
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Ryoshi posted:you're terrible, and frankly I hope you die screaming. Learn to read better before trying to communicate in the future. Jesus and I still love you and hope you get help for your rage and comprehension issues.
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Oct 31, 2015 04:26
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Ryoshi posted:lol MY comprehension issues, rightttttttt I see you're not denying the irrational rage. That's an important first step. I'm there for you buddy, you can do it!
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Oct 31, 2015 05:50
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Ryoshi posted:no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro It's all in the context!  cumshitter posted:What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark? You need to cultivate a creepy vibe, if you don't have one handy. Practice talking like a porno. By yourself at first, then with your
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Oct 31, 2015 23:02
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm Bob even supposed to Jim here today! "Empire Strikes Back" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was Jim Bob. GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Might as well be Jimming on the Bob Some Duggar once told me That Jim was gonna Bob me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed Casimir Radon posted:It'd be funny if they're really hiding Josh away because he's dying of AIDS. He'd have to stop being so fat first. Has anyone seen him recently?
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Nov 23, 2015 06:55
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Jaime Roberto!
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Dec 15, 2015 14:07
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The road to Jim is paved with Bobs.
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Dec 16, 2015 06:24
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Pvt.Scott posted:I love that they are going to witness about Jesus Christ Don't you know that Papists aren't really Christian? Bless yore hart. jojoinnit posted:They're going there to witness to those misguided catholics. As far as their theology goes, the catholics aren't even Christian. E:F,B.
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Dec 19, 2015 00:12
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Don't forget the Catholic praying to saints and then Virgin Mary for intercession with God, which was originally, depending on how jaded you look at things, a way to get pagans and Goddess worshippers technically on board with Christ. I can't speak to Orthodoxy, but I'm pretty sure it's similar to Catholicism in many ways except for no Pope. They have an Archbishop of some kind or something. (Which is what the Pope is, also the literal mouthpiece of God on Earth? The same way that the Eucharist is literally the Body and Blood of Christ. It... is and it isn't. At the same time.  )Another big difference between Catholics and Protestants is the Works v. Grace argument. Is that many Protestants, especially Evangelicals, do not believe that anything other than God's grace is required to be saved. This is how they justify being both saved, and dickish (un-Christ-like) as they do not believe that God's Grace makes you want to be cool with or help people. Catholics would posit that being infused with the Holy Spirit would make one perform acts of kindness and charity, and that performing these acts also infuses one with the Holy Spirit. I might not have explained that properly. Anyway, jIm bOb.
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Dec 23, 2015 07:04
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Top City Homo posted:the works vs grace argument is retarded because the idea of grace is retarded and anyone who believes that being a dick is sanctioned by their god is a moron who does not deserve JIM BOB JIM BOB JIM BOB Yes, exactly. JOm BIb.
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Dec 23, 2015 14:15
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RaceBannon posted:I always wonder about this when people bring it up. How do you spot "empty" eyes? ThirdPartyView posted:Michele Bachmann's eyes. BrigadierSensible posted:As someone else has already said, the "crazy eyes" is part crazy, part having to smile and be happy all the gad-damned time. (Because unhappiness is a sin, evidence of sin). Do you mean the Thousand Yard Stare? I googled (Bing Bob) a bunch her and she has the Tom Cruise eyes. Buttcoin purse posted:My first instinct was to agree with you, but then the phrase "don't stick your dick in crazy" came to mind. Stick your dick in all you want, but always have a working exit strategy.
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Jan 4, 2016 13:52
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I am Jim Bob Duggar and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the Jim of his Bob? No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... JIMBOB. A closet where the artist would not fear the censor. Where devout would not be bound by petty morality. Where Josh would not be constrained by lack of consent. And with the Jim of your Bob, JIMBOB can become yours as well. --- James Robert Duggar CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Jan 4, 2016 18:22
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Jim, his Bob glistening in the night.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:06
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
Do it. This is an even better thread with the other TLC tangents.
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Feb 10, 2016 22:50
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uli2000 posted:The King Jim Bob version is the correct answer. 
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Feb 12, 2016 06:03
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Shithouse Dave posted:Where I come from it's nearly a term of endearment. You call people you hate "mate" and your mates "oval office". It's also used mainly as a descriptor for men, strangely enough. Like "pussy" I guess, but you can call someone a good oval office whereas we don't really call someone a good pussy, that is something a woman has rather than is. Here in America, black people get to(?) call each other "friend of the family*" all the time, and use the same justification. It doesn't mean it's okay or that anyone should do it. Because feelings. It's the same situation with non-Americans and "oval office." *Jim Bob uses "Tangent," a fifth level priest spell, which deflects message board conversation away from his family!* *It's super effective!* *spelling or pronouncing it with an A doesn't fool anyone.
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What happened?
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SEX BURRITO posted:90 Day Fiancee is awesome. I like the goony guys who have to meet women from third world countries. And the couples who are 19 or so and don't even speak the same language, but have to get married so they can have sex. I think The Lobster looks like a great movie.
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Hodor.
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