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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


I've said it before but i'll say it again, church elder rehab plan, excellent band name.

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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


raping kids is good, its the republican party paltform.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


Whiskey Sours posted:

mild molestation

Jim Bob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EprQGmZ3Imw

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7LK1mP12E

all the fear ost

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8drNPJpza8

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was shut down after photos surfaced that showed star Mama June spending time with an ex-boyfriend who served time for molesting her daughter.

Discovery Channel’s “Sons of Guns” was cancelled when star Will Hayden was arrested for aggravated rape of a minor, who family members have publicly identified as his own daughter. Later, his older daughter and former costar Stephanie Ford claimed her father had molested her when she was younger as well.

A mother who appeared on TLC's "Cheer Perfection” pleaded guilty to one count of first-degree sexual assault and engaging a child in sexually explicit conduct. Andrea Clevenger received two 10-year prison sentences and two 10-year suspended sentences for her sexual encounters with a 13-year-old boy. The show was canceled shortly after her arrest.

A former “Cake Boss” cast member, star Buddy Valastro’s brother-in-law, is currently serving nine years in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl in New Jersey. In Jan. 2015, TLC announced “Cake Boss” had been renewed for at least two more seasons.

Discovery Communications did not respond to FOX411’s inquiries regarding the vetting process their reality stars go through.

Vetting process? lol.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/toddler...as/tv-schedule/

What the gently caress did you think would happen?

TLC is the new lazytown meme.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


It makes me kind of wonder if the ceo of discovery communications is a pedophile.

or a psychopath.

cant be both.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


im megyn kelly of fox news, and i endorse "well kids molest family members all the time" with a straight face.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


OWN Cancels Reality Series for Atlanta Man With 34 Kids

http://www.theroot.com/articles/new...th_34_kids.html

I'd watch it.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


fox news is lacking in lydias, if they had anchors named lydia i'd watch it.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


bonestructure posted:

somebody let Karen Allen into the cocaine again

call me wrong, but the 80s hairdo turns me on

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp



SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWpmqcK_vEo

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b57Zo_-oaG0

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnzUOdimBso

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


IllCamino posted:

it'd be cool but they're such bad people. maybe if they weren't such bad people. it'd be cool.

hicing whats wrong coming back x20

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


id never gently caress my sister if i was alone on a desert island its wrong

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


Don't worry guys, there is hope for TLC yet.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rap...nders_will.html

Edit : And he would like to see the effect of adding a girl to the mix in a household with 12 boys, ranging in age from 15 months to 22 years.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


All TLC has to do is bring back that toddlers and tiaras stripper show, and the one about the midgets having sex. TLC do the needful, and satify the desires of all of americas crippled sexually desires, youve already covered incest.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp



but i poop from there.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


The Bible posted:

Indeed. They only hypocrisy here was in either not forcing Josh to marry the sisters he molested, or in not stoning them to death after the fact.

Question: "Why did God allow incest in the Bible?"

Answer: There are numerous examples of incest in the Bible. The most commonly thought-of examples are the sons/daughters of Adam and Eve (Genesis 4), Abraham marrying his half-sister Sarah (Genesis 20:12), Lot and his daughters (Genesis 19), Moses’ father Amram who married his aunt Jochebed (Exodus 6:20), and David’s son Amnon with his half-sister Tamar (2 Samuel 13). It is important to note, however, that in two of the above instances (Tamar and Lot) one of the parties involved was an unwilling participant in the incest.

It is important to distinguish between incestuous relationships prior to God commanding against them (Leviticus 18:6-18) and incest that occurred after God’s commands had been revealed. Until God commanded against it, it was not incest. It was just marrying a close relative. It is undeniable that God allowed incest in the early centuries of humanity. If Adam and Eve were indeed the only two human beings God created, their sons and daughters would have had no other choice but to marry and reproduce with their siblings and close relatives. The second generation would have had to marry their cousins, just as after the flood the grandchildren of Noah would have had to intermarry amongst their cousins. The reason incest is so strongly discouraged in the world today is the understanding that reproduction between closely related individuals has a much higher risk of causing genetic abnormalities. In the early days of humanity, though, this was not a risk due to the fact that the human genetic code was relatively free of defects.

It seems, then, that by the time of Moses, the human genetic code had become polluted enough that close intermarriage was no longer safe. So, God commanded against sexual relations with siblings, half-siblings, parents, and aunts/uncles (Genesis 2:24 seems to indicate that marriage and sexual relations between parents and children were never allowed by God). It was not until many centuries later that humanity discovered the genetic reason that incest is unsafe and unwise. While the idea of incest is disgusting and abhorrent to us today, as it should be, we have to remember why it is sinful, that is, the genetic problems. Since this was not an issue in the early centuries of humanity, what occurred between Adam and Eve’s children, Abraham and Sarah, and Amram and Jochebed, should not be viewed as incest. Again, the key point is that sexual relations between close relatives must be viewed differently pre-Law and post-Law. It did not become “incest” until God commanded against it.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


LingcodKilla posted:

So.... God isn't perfect? He intentionally designed our DNa to get all hosed up if we diddled with close relatives? Gods a loving monster. To punish the children of such a union with unbearable defects is heinous.

Hey man, maybe god had a bad day, maybe he was remembering the angle rebellion and creating hell in a drunken haze. Gods just a frat boy. With a car dealership.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


The Bible posted:

Then who did Cain marry after he was kicked out into foreign lands? Where did all those people come from?

probably dinosaurs. who knows.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


The Bible posted:

Ok, I'm convinced now.

well you see when a man loves a dinosaur, floods happen so.

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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


Pvt.Scott posted:

Jesus, guys, we went over this poo poo like 75 pages ago. Keep Up!

Well you see the timeline got a bit messed up on facebook, happens.

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