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It looks like someone copy-pasted the same two faces over all the children.

Whole lotta Jim Bobs in that picture.

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Wanamingo posted:

I went and checked if I could find any more details on this story, and



what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

drat, all have the same flat, bland face, wide set eyes and giant forehead.
Go breed with the swarthy, olive-skinned people, you shallow gene pool!

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Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



A gene pool with less depth than a car park puddle.

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Lord of Pie posted:

Looking forward to our own brand of Arkie Hapsburgs in the next generation or two

'Duggar face' will involve them looking increasingly bland with each generation, until...

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SERPUS posted:

Is that a shot of mom's pussy?

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'I don't condone what he did'



'But...'

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Nonsense posted:

Literally hope being an xtian gets you sent to a death camp some day.

By their own rules, all Christians are pretty much going to hell anyway.

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El Boot posted:

I always find it kind of hard to hate Huckabee, for some reason. I think maybe because he looks like a cartoon squirrel?

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20th Duggar child born.

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Jack Gladney posted:

The same year the sister was reported missing and both brothers gained 56 pounds.

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The White Dragon posted:

the miscarried duggar was actually the oldest daughter's anencephalic incest baby :unsmigghh:

e: imagine :unsmigghh: except with the brain cavity exploding instead of the jaw


PT6A posted:

Either that or little Joshie went full-on Oedipus. I've seen less-likely things.

Are you suggesting he actually hosed the baby's brains out?

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Dim Job Buggar.

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Diddle You're Sister.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



No conversation about Huckabee can go without mentioning ol dog torturer Dave Huckabee

Dead eyes, pug nose, receding hairline.
Why don't black people just take over the world?

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:



I mean LOOK AT THIS GUY. He looks like an aged infant, like his name should be Georgie and he wears velcro shoes and drools a lot.

Always the same gormless Jimmy Carter smile in every picture.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

jim bob looks like that triangle mouthed dollfucker

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Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls.

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Lord of Pie posted:

If the Duggar family tree doesn't look like this I'll be shocked




Inbreeding gave Charles II a face like a foot, the Duggars on the other hand all look like someone drew a tiny face on a potato. Genetics is weird.

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The sheer asymmetry of that face is disturbing.

And yes, it is a sign of inbreeding.

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CPL593H posted:

His face looks like someone did that thing with the newspaper and silly putty and then they stretched one side of the image a little bit. All their family photos look like derp face galleries.

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crackton posted:

Holy poo poo! Just looked this up and the kid actually looks like this, I thought it was some weird magazine misprint.

Its getting harder and harder to tell what's real in this thread. :sigh:

Kind of like looking in a funhouse mirror, isn't it?

And Jim Bob (lol) has weird mismatched nostrils as well!

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The longer you stare at these faces, the more hosed up they become. It's like a bad acid trip.

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Affe mk2 posted:

i tried looking for the kid with the lopsided head from the magazine cover and somehow found 3 of him



This kid seems to be having serious problems with his aspect ratio.

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You Are A Elf posted:

If you were around in the 1980s, it's what the decade smelled like: flammable chlorofluorocarbons.

Really? I thought it smelled like cocaine.

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A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape.

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Dang it, Jim Bobby!

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Hollis Brownsound posted:

practicing OBGYN/ Pediatrician

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Decrepus posted:

5 ingredients
4 product placements

At least they didn't make bread.
Some weird things are in bread.

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The White Dragon posted:

monica was bill's long-lost sister

It happens.

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Nike! NIKE!

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I am the 20th Duggar child, Jay Nothing.


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