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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Jim Bob
He's iron tough.
Jim Bob
He's got a chest like a rug.
Jim Bob
He don't take no guff,
He's Jim Bob

Goin' down the road, got the Duggars in the back.
strange on his fingers and a cola six pack.
Duggin' in the mornin' , lookin out for the ZOG .
He's sweet as a bird but he ruts like a hog.

Chorus

Lookin' in the mirror now feds comin' from behind.
Jim Bob's got a son that they're never gonna find.
Jim Bob's gonna take him outta sight,
Never gonna catch him and ya never have to fight.

Chorus

Oh, Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob

Chorus

So remember if you can, when you're goin' down the road,
Be careful of the man who shoots a heavy load.
He's hotter than the sun and he's cooler than the rain.
With a chuckle from behind he's gonna ease your pain.

Chorus x2
Jim Bob
He's iron tough.
Jim Bob
He's got a chest like a rug.
Jim Bob
He don't take no guff,
He's Jim Bob

C'mon and give the Jim a Bob!

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
bump because this is still the funniest thing SA has produced since ebaumsworld.com

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