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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Say Nothing posted:



It looks like someone copy-pasted the same two faces over all the children.

Whole lotta Jim Bobs in that picture.

Whole lotta forehead in that family.

e: But yeah, you beat me to saying that the picture looks like a bad photoshop.

Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 22, 2015

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Oct 2, 2013

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Gatekeeper posted:

that was the only line to pop out at me at first and i don't even want to read the rest of it because i know i'm gonna get sad

You made the right choice; wish I'd been smart enough to do the same.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Mama June posted:

family touch time

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Duggars: "Family Touch Time"

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Oct 2, 2013

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Monkey Fracas posted:

Jim Bob is going to have a Genghis Khan-like amount of descendants

Imagine walking downtown in a crowded city, through a street full of Duggarface

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Looks just barely less real than the actual photograph.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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What was the last "good" and well-covered liberal sex scandal anyway? All I can think of is Weiner (lol) and that was mostly funny cuz of the name. Hard to get outraged over unless you're really trying though.

e: Not so ninja edit.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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shiksa posted:

thatts pretty hosed up yeah, lmao

Pretty hosed up, but I'm not lmao

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Oct 2, 2013

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I still don't know who Lena Dunham is and I think I'm okay with that.

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Oct 2, 2013

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Ha, I like the idea that even Betty Bowers is like "hell naw" to the Duggars.

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Oct 2, 2013

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Alan Smithee posted:

I like how they went to Japan

"Oh btw the girls in your family might want to ride the female only trains, there's molestors on the transpo here"

"That is awful and disgusting and blah blah blah hiroshima nagasaki again"

I bet Josh took a lot of train rides in Japan.

When in Rome et cetera.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Oct 2, 2013

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if rape was legitimate

be grateful bitch

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Oct 2, 2013

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Ultimate Mango posted:

You down with Bee Oh Bee?

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yeah, he Dug me!

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Oct 2, 2013

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The Bible posted:

The sexual abuse counseling show is a really weird idea. Are any of the Duggars even trained in that? It really seems like the sort of thing you don't want to toss to complete amateurs to fumble their way through.

Especially on TV.

Oh that's definitely one thousand percent true. Even so, some devilish part of me wishes that it had been greenlit; it would've been a fascinating trainwreck. Even with the kindest possible editing, seeing Jim Bob telling rape victims they gotta get right with Jesus would've been amazingly

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Lord of Pie posted:

Didn't it turn out that she actually emptied out that trust fund to buy the pedo ex a new car when he got out of prison?

e: yep

Like, the story's horrifying and all but



drat I can't stop laughing at how they tried to make-up her middle chin into being a shadow.

"Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal neck that's behind the jaw instead of in front of it."

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Oct 2, 2013

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

the spiritual abuse recovering website, No Longer Quivering

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Oct 2, 2013

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Inside Out Mom posted:

Ain't no doubt about
They were doubly blessed
Cuz Josh was barely 16
And they were only kids

Inside Out Mom posted:

Because it's cold and lonely in the Arkansas night
He could see paradise by the cribs night light

They couldn't take it any longer
God they were crazed
Then they tattled to our folks and got my rear end disgraced
Started swearing to Jim Bob and mom's crazy-rear end face
That I would quit it til the end of time
Jim Bob said he'd hush it til the rapture time

So now I'm praying for that rapture time
To hurry up and arrive
If Jim Bob has to do another Fox interview
I don't think that I could really survive

No I can't keep a promise
Or respect my vows
So everyone knows about my cheating now
We're begging for the public dime it's all that we can do
TLC don't be unkind
We need to get our show renewed


It was long ago
It was just horseplay
I was so much younger than I am today

It never felt that good
It never felt that right
Josh was feeling up his sisters in the middle of night

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Shnag posted:

quote:

Gothard’s philosophy on sexual assault is detailed explicitly in his publications, including in the Wisdom Booklets. When a woman is attacked, one booklet reads, “She is to cry out for help. The victim who fails to do this is equally guilty with the attacker.”

quote:

The “counseling,” she said, consisted of blaming her for being raped because she wasn’t wearing modest clothing, had “lustful thoughts,” and “didn’t cry out to God” to stop her rapist.

Oh what the gently caress

Their "counseling" of abuse survivors is based on the "can't get raped in a city" passage of Deuteronomy.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 posted:

23 “Suppose a man is caught in a town having intercourse with a young woman who is engaged to someone else. 24 You are to take them outside the town and stone them to death. She is to die because she did not cry out for help, although she was in a town, where she could have been heard. And the man is to die because he had intercourse with someone who was engaged. In this way you will get rid of this evil.

If you don't make enough noise you're as evil as your rapist. I guess we should be glad Gothard's not stoning anybody.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Buttcoin purse posted:

drat the bible is pretty harsh. Buttsex is still ok though right?

If it's a girl I guess it's okay if she isn't betrothed to anybody; stick it in whatever hole you want.

If it's a dude, well I'll let more knowledgeable folks argue about the Leviticus verses and what lying with a man "as with a woman" means.

Or not, cuz having your sex life dictated by ancient goatherders is stupid.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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That is a seriously depressing article though. "Counseling" equals getting creeped on by some old dude who knows you wanted to be raped or God would've stopped it.

Should've "cried out" bitch, be thankful its illegal for us to stone you.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

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Yep.

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Oct 2, 2013

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Hooded Reptile posted:

accidental double post but,

No More Duggars: Almost 180 Advertisers Bail On Jill And Jessa's Upcoming TLC Specials
Read more at http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/10/07/no-more-duggars-almost-180-advertisers#Z89EQ4X3cu0hlX8X.99

lol



Reading, this, takes alot, of patience....
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Oct 2, 2013

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

In a bizarre twist, Josh can only get off when the hooker is confined to a small area of the hotel room floor, covered by a blanket.

That's why I keep coming back to this thread, the dark humor. It's always like,

ha ha oh

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Oct 2, 2013

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quote:

“your body won’t grow a baby too big to birth”

They took that folksy adage that God won't give you more than you can handle and turned it into medical advice.

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Oct 2, 2013

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Jack Gladney posted:

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.

Heh, true.

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Oct 2, 2013

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Geoj posted:

gaining 10 pounds a month on prison food is pretty impressive.

Seriously. What are they serving in there, school lunches?

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Oct 2, 2013

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Welp. Talk about cruel and unusual.

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