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you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Top City Homo posted:

i have murdered and dismembered a hobo and diddled my toddler child and you have dishonored your family by buggering a twink in the bathroom stall

we are all sinners

and equal before the lord

but you deserve to be stoned to death and JAYZUS told me that he forgives me

god bles

same, except a brown god

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014



uh white men cant jump

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


christians have a point though, sins like eating shellfish or ejaculating on the ground aren't illegal and look how many people can't resist the temptation to eat oysters and jerk off on the lawn?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


dog buttz posted:

Seems like Jim Bob has tricked his family into giving him a heads up about any nearby fine rear end titties.

what's the code word for when jim bob's boner is too obvious?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


apparently this is the guide they used during the incest kid's 'counseling'

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


"if abused is not at fault"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014



nice

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Jim Bob
Kinki Kids
Duggaring
Huckabee

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


interesting piece saying that huckabee is right to push forgiveness for young offenders but questioning how sincere he really is

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7429102

quote:

Just how far will Mr. Huckabee's grace extend? Does he believe in second chances only for wealthy, white, or religious teenagers who use their influence and connections to get diverted from our juvenile and criminal justice systems or will he support the same second chances for the poor, mostly black and brown teenagers who fill our juvenile and criminal jails and prisons?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Scathach posted:

See, while I feel bad for the kids in the situation, all the adult women choose it. I totally have no pity on a woman who is all "Oh you molest little girls? Here, let me marry you and pop some out for ya!" At that point they're as bad as the molestors.

lol if you think women in these kinds of cults have any choice in anything

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Broenheim posted:

thats every politician

not bernie sanders

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Melmac posted:



Upset with a child molester sympathizer is now considered "trolling" and "libtard propaganda"

The funny thing is whenever you click on the profiles of these people they never have real pictures, it's always photos of animals and they always have really generic names.

as a libtard, i think a huckabee nomination would be amazing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014



more like awkward pokes

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


tbh i dont think the outrage is really over 14 year old josh groping his sisters, although it's clear that he didn't get the reform he needed and neither he nor the girls got the therapy the whole family needs. the reason people are flipping out and/or lolling is because of the cover up, the waving off, the horrible beliefs, the repression, the huckabee, and the mind-boggling hypocrisy of it all

lena dunham aint got nothing on that

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Also that the police officer that Jim bob went to to cover it up ended up being a pedophile as well. drat

everything about this story is a blessing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

If we are living in a game of thrones world I want a pet dinosa...I mean, dragon haha

marry a duggar, get a pet woman

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


shiksa posted:

im no bible scholar but are all the rules and stuff from the bible as tenuous and dumb as this?

"well uh women should cover their head. cause angels. but men oh man dont cover your head. because uh because the rib thing."

tbf ive literally never read a bible in my life so if this is how the whole thing is, sure, fair enough, but this bit seems a bit arbitrary.

that's how the whole thing is

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Mr. Unlucky posted:

a quiver full of loving morons

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Grey Fox posted:

like the family tree: it doesn't fork

lol

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Say Nothing posted:

It happens.



im football's hardest man

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


yeahhhhh them boys jerking, sorry mom

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


also lol that only the boys and jim bob jim bob are mentioned when it comes to porno.. those girls are wrist deep in their vags

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


these are my kids, Jewsdid911 and Jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Shnag posted:

You would think at 67 pages, this threads content would consist entirely of Jim Bob, and Jim Bob related jokes. But more poo poo seems to be dug up on a regular basis. Despite that, the Duggers still have people defending them. Is there a point where their fellow fundies would turn on them? I wonder if they would turn on the Duggers if Jim Bob molested the girls too? Probably not, though it might happen if he made one of the girls get an abortion after knocking her up.


Jim Bob

there is nothing these people can do to stop their defenders from defending them. caught jerking off a goat at a bestiality sex barn? god's forgiveness. murdered a baby with a hammer? liberal media bias. rape a preschool teacher in front of her class, then rape the class in front of the teacher? christians under fire in america.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


afterhours posted:

"As parents, you're not mandatory reporters... The law allows for parents to do what they think is best for their child."



"if we were someone else we'd have to report it to the cops and put a stop to his incestuous molestation, but we're not, so gently caress y'all keep on truckin' my man!" *jim bob high fives josh*

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Top City Homo posted:

joshs age just keeps going up and up everytime more facts come out

19 and counting

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


oh yeah it's only a matter of time before we hear about the other cases. theres no way in hell josh is the only duggar molesting children

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Jonny 290 posted:

The only university with a degree program comprised entirely of minors

!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


bumble posted:

Stephen was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death. While he was dying, he prayed that God would not hold this against his assailants.

sounds like a fuckin puss

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


what do the duggars think of wet dreams? if they can't jerk off they must be exploding in their sleep

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Buttcoin purse posted:

I remember someone mentioned how all the Duggar girls are not fat despite the poo poo the family eats, and how the mom had an eating disorder. I don't think anyone mentioned this before, but apparently in the list of things their religion says about women - your duty is to wear dresses rather than pants, have curly hair and satisfy your man's sexual desires - is also a rule that they're not meant to get fat, because then their husband/boss will not find them attractive any more and start diddling their kids.


I think it might have come up earlier in the thread, but supposedly the girls are the ones who, when they were building the new house, said they still wanted to all be in one room.

Apparently the oldest girl also refuses to court and hence is still in the house, speculation amongst the more hardcore Duggar haters is that she wants to stay there to protect the little girls who are around the age Josh likes 'em at. Also the girls share beds so the little ones are in bed with a much older girl, also for defense?

josh isn't at home anymore though? he's married and molesting his own kids now

you irl
Jan 22, 2014




:sly:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014



imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


bitcoin bastard posted:

probably gave josh a few tips

not the only kid he's given a tip

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


lol why are people care-replying to a troll

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


i got 99 problems and they're all 9

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


lol if god didn't select you as his messenger and you have to read his commands as reported by a better, more holy person

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


duggargate is old news friend, now it's all about goons deciding where exactly is the line between incest and a fun time with a familiar face

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


fyi the line is second cousin, or first cousin if she's freaky

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Krispy Kareem posted:

Yeah, that doesn't sound like a slanted poll at all. What does 'higher opinion' even mean? Depending on how they phrased the question they could say people have a higher opinion of rape than murder and well, it'd be true.

It doesn't prove that Republicans like the Duggars. Just that they really loving hate Obama.

Forums Poster Krispy Kareem Emphasizes Relatively High Opinion of Rape

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