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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Ripoff posted:

Jim Bob!

Boo This Man posted:

You forgot Jim Bob.

Jim Bob.

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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Top City Homo posted:

polygamy is not outlawed in the bible

and quiverfull is all about popping out kids

someone will make the conclusion soon enough

So you're saying that there are five more wives and 95 more kids locked in their basement? Or 100 kids because those wives don't have poison wombs.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Has anyone said Rim Job yet?

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Wulfolme posted:

The mothers of such families should do something about it and they should soberly be held accountable for the fact that they don't, but it must be remembered that they're drowning in this poo poo just as badly as everyone else. The institutionalized abuse and dehumanization began with them. While you can level the demand against Michelle Duggar right now that she should be fighting against all this, if she ever starts to it will accomplish gently caress all to hold her prolonged failure to do so against her.

I see your point. Clearly the only possible solution is to kill every christian.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Krispy Kareem posted:

As already mentioned, sex within the relm of marriage is fine.

Dating is awkward because they're doing Christian Dating, which is heavily chaperoned and doesn't allow kissing before marriage. But it's not arranged, although your pool of available suitors is limited. And if you want to break it off, I'm sure you'll get no more pressure than any other child whose parents take an unhealthy interest in your sex life.

Jill Duggar actually met her husband in Napal where he was doing missionary work. And yes, Jim Bob was with her the whole time (they got matching native outfits).

So it's a little better than "I'll trade you my daughter for 3 goats and an AK-47."

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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afeelgoodpoop posted:

mild molestation

:airquote:mild molestation:airquote:

Jim Bob

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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The Bible posted:

Are we still taking the obvious troll seriously?

I don't think anyone is taking anything seriously.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Bob

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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BrigadierSensible posted:

This is going to sound crazy, but I will defend Josh here, (very slightly and very provisionally)

You see if he had grown up in a house without the misogyny, sexual repression, and religious dogma, then he would still be an arsehole. But had he grown up in that house, he would have been able to talk to/look at women who weren't his sisters at the age of 14. He would have been able to have a crafty wank to a lingerie catalogue when he felt horny. He (hopefully), would have been taught a measure of responsibility and that everything bad wasn't demons/women/the outside worlds fault.

He still would have been a useless conservative manbaby that cheats on his wife with strippers, but that is where it would have ended. We would all go "haha you cheated on your wife and got caught. haha." and moved on. He, (and his wife and kids), would have moved on too. Either to forgiveness, or divorce, or whatever, but life would have moved on and all would be cool with the world.

But instead he is balls deep in this insane misogynistic fundie cult that caused him to have such a hosed up view of sexuality, and women and a lack of personal responsibility that he molested 5 year olds and claimed it was their fault. He still gets horny as an adult, so he cheats on his wife and blames a satanic treefort. And he keeps swimming deeper and deeper into a world where it is not his fault, and all he has to do is love Jesus better and in the right way.

So Josh may be an arsehole, but my contempt goes to the system that creaded him, and enslaves all the poor women around him. (Anna who wont get a divorce because of the 'shame' it would cause etc.)

It's not that we don't all understand that Jim Bob* is ultimately to blame for Josh's issues. It's just that the only way to fix those issues is to kill the entire family.

*Rim Job

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Dave Mustaine really went downhill when he stopped doing coke.

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Jan 25, 2014

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Acne Rain posted:

leviticus is the "old law" which most pastors say we're delivered from having to follow but to them that just means we can eat hot dogs, they ignore that homosexuality is in there too

John 69:420 posted:

And Jesus said "God hates fags, but also muslims and Mexicans."

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Say Nothing posted:

He should do a porno.

19 cocks and counting

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

This ain't the Duggars XXX:19 loads and counting

the only way any duggar is starring in a porno is if they're underneath 19 black guys

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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kill all christians imo

jim bob

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Jan 25, 2014

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Network Pesci posted:

Immortan Joe let the women in his cult read more than just the one book though.

The way I see it, women should only be allowed to read three books: the Good Book, the cook book, and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

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Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

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Clochette posted:

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?


There are 19 kids and two adults in that family. One of them molested his sisters, abused a prostitute and cheated on his wife. One of them.

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