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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

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shiksa posted:

"please dont gently caress our kids"

then ask his mom to to ask him to not gently caress the kids

then the pastor

then he just does whatever i guess.

god'll fix it if something's wrong so just read the bible for a bit i guess

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Feb 25, 2014

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man i wish i was a famous christian. i could get away with anything just by not saying anything for a couple of years (just long enough not to get convicted) and then saying "yeah i did this but i said im sorry and i got some vague punishments that totally worked and make me not do it again." hell i could probably continuing doing that poo poo that got me in trouble as long as i dont get caught again, which i wont because im not gonna tell anyone except for people that have their own dirt. just gotta not go on oprah again.

also lol, it's almost too perfect that they went to a cop who had his own stash of kiddie porn. it's funny no one's brought that little detail up

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Feb 25, 2014

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has anyone asked about the kids who were actually abused and how they feel about this? i mean, i know they're just gonna say that they forgive their brother and everything, but nobody seems to give a poo poo about the people who were actually hurt in this. people just want the good christian to stay nice and happy because what they did wasnt wrong cause God forgave them. never mind that people may have actually been hurt and may still be hurting with real issues. just save that stupid kid's face.

god i cant wait to see what other poo poo comes out from this family. you know its just going to get more and more hosed from here on out

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Feb 25, 2014

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im fine with jesus coming cause these are guys are prob the first ones to be sent to hell

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Wulfolme posted:

It really is just the best that so many passionate christians are apologizing for incestual pedophilia. America has a real problem with undying team loyalty at the expense of all else.

political affinity is p. much the equivalent of race identity in America now

its all "your either with us or against us" so if you say one conservative is bad you hate 'em all and pretty much a liberal. though this is for both sides. american politics is hosed on a million different ends and theres nothing we can do but laugh

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Feb 25, 2014

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babypolis posted:

yeah im pretty sure huckabee only cares about enriching himself and his friends so he and his fat human being sons can continue to voraciously consume everything they encounter

thats every politician

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

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Jim Bob

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Feb 25, 2014

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Jonny 290 posted:

everybody says that and its funny how people think that a: jim bob has a big dick and b: he like wails on michelle for 90 minutes to get off or something. come on he's probably leaking precum from 7pm on and he just kind of aims and she winks and giggles and he shoots off all over her weird roast beef baby generator

keep going im almost there

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Feb 25, 2014

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Jim bob 2016

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(not hurting anyone by the way)

because being Duggar'd when your a little kid by your older brother whose probably more of a dad figure then jim bob doesnt hurt at the girls at all

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Feb 25, 2014

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't think this was posted, but here's an article by a woman who escaped that lifestyle.

http://www.salon.com/2015/05/28/i_c...oesnt_shock_me/

There isn't a emoticon big enough.

quote:

My close friend’s mother even refused treatment for breast cancer because she saw the disease as God saving her from her abusive husband, and the burden of caring for her many children.

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turns out its a fake/"satire"

i hate this mew trend of satire being "lies made up just to further polarizing political groups" rather then being funny and/or make an actual point

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Feb 25, 2014

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platedlizard posted:

Most quiverfull families are poor as poo poo because even on a decent salary it's really difficult to support a family of ten.

not only that but also the dad is the only one allowed to work

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Feb 25, 2014

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gently caress the duggars

treating sexual abuse by "taking away privileges" and punishing him is the worst thing to do. then he does it again. and again, but this time even under the clothes. but no, cant go to jail or a therapist because some non-reputable rear end in a top hat (probably from his church) said it doesnt work. instead ill send him to some random person i dont really know who "deals with these kinds of things" and force him to do labor (almost like the prison camp you didnt want to send him to cause it doesnt work) will clearly fix the problem when there is clearly more at hand then just a child unsure of sex. he touched a 5 year old. maybe you could say that a 15 year old touching a 14 year old is "better" and that kid doesnt know why he feels the way he does and impulse acts on his desire. doesnt make what happened acceptable and he should be treated by professionals to control those desires. but a 5 year old? somethings wrong there, something more then a horny teenager. he needs (or needed) real therapeutic help because that is hosed up and in no way justifiably normal. but nope, keep him locked up, throw him into a random stranger's arm with no training on how to treat this, and sweep it under the rug. then get a reality tv, preach the virtues of Christianity while you ignore being honest or helpful to the ones that really need it, i.e. josh and the victims

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Feb 25, 2014

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Motto posted:

against my better judgement I looked at foxnews.com and lol they aired a story on other news agencies reacting to their dumb interview

gently caress cable news

the next step is the other new agencies having a story on fox news having a story about other agencies reacting to the interview

and the cycle continues for eternity, 24/7, as we all dumbly watch

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Feb 25, 2014

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Idiot Kicker posted:

Wasn't Oprah involved somehow? If you don't know any hardcore conservatives, you don't realize how much they already hate her

duggars wanted to get on oprah, anonymous person told oprah about what had happened, and she filed a report to the police, which kinda get the whole police investigation going

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Feb 25, 2014

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Code Jockey posted:

if they're like any other hardcore "christian" family I know, the response will be something like something something god did it tests trials lol

I knew an unfortunate number of people like this growing up


e. not people who got molested thankfully just people that deflected everything to them being tested by god

post that picture of the "if abused not at fault" but with the focus on "would you rather have your spirit grow or not be abused?"

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Feb 25, 2014

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Code Jockey posted:

hnfghh I'd rather pretend it didn't exist

im sorry

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Dammit_Carl! posted:

In item #7, who is (Eunuch) & in item #10, who the gently caress is (Stephen)?

I'm rusty as all get-out in terms of bible knowledge - thanks Southern Baptist upbringing - but I don't recall those names at all.

not sure on stephen but i assume for eunuch it means that daniel was a eunuch (aka got his balls chopped off) so they use the fact he got castrated as an example of extreme abuse

though idk ive never actually read the bible

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you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

imagine this guy having a stash of kiddie porn

oh wait

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Feb 25, 2014

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Jim

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jim bob

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Darth123123 posted:

Do people post this to be part of a club? Idgi

jim bob

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Feb 25, 2014

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i love this dead gay earth

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way."

My fiancé tonight lmao

didnt know the duggars had SA accounts

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Feb 25, 2014

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Jim Bob

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please no GodTube dumps

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

Those poor Duggared

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PK loving SUBBAN posted:

gently caress that someone give him a reality show.

he's a reasonable person doing reasonable things

so of course he wont be on reality tv

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Feb 25, 2014

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jim bob

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jim bob

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Feb 25, 2014

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jim bob

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Feb 25, 2014

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bob mij

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

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jim bob

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The Bible posted:

One of them stated that he paid. I even remember him having to pay more than normal for some reason.

because he was josh duggar

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Feb 25, 2014

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bob of jims

josh, duggarer of sisters

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whalesteak posted:

Another bit of shittiness pointed out by someone on the freejinger site is that Grandma Duggar currently lives in their "guest suite" which looks to be about a 10x10 room that opens directly into the laundry room.



Conventionally, the only bedroom that you have to walk through the laundry room to access are maid's quarters. Way to honor thy mother, Jim Bob.

wtf is a "good-bye room"

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Feb 25, 2014

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http://www.theonion.com/article/tlc...view:NA:InFocus

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