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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this whole thing is beautiful

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Jim Bob, and said unto him, Jim Bob: and he said, Behold, here I am.

And he said, Take now thy son, thine first born son Josh, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Arkansas; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

And Jim Bob rose up early in the morning, and saddled his rear end, and took two of his young men with him, and Josh his son, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.

Then on the third day Jim Bob lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off.

And Jim Bob said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the rear end; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.

And Jim Bob took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Josh his son; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together.

And Josh spake unto Jim Bob his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the fire and the wood: but where is the lamb for a burnt offering?

And Jim Bob said, My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.

And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Jim Bob built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Josh his son, and laid him on the altar

And Jim Bob stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Casimir Radon posted:

Internet people (Eww) seem to think Jinger is normal and wants to leave. Hence Freejinger.com; However this could all be crazy fanfiction about her they've dreamed up.

In total there are 853 users online :: 101 registered, 12 hidden and 740 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)

:eyepop:

there are more people reading a website about a single dugg than gbs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


HOT TEEN COURTSHIP ACTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae2zZLwJEXo

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


these crazy fundies need to take over and create Handmaid's Tale irl so theyre scary and dystopic instead of just goofy

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jonny 290 posted:

southern protestants unironically believe that catholics worship statues and drink blood at mass. its loving hilarious listening to them trying to play sixth-generation telephone with catholic dogma

my dad, who grew up hardcore southern baptist but has been pretty much non-religious since the 70s, still brings up weird Blood Libel type stuff about catholics occasionally

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


jime bobe

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


watching all the baptists and fundies scramble to defend a pedophile on fox is pretty sweet. that robert jeffress is a big preacher in dallas

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