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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
if he had knocked up his sister i wonder if his family would have made her keep the baby

ham_sanitizer fucked around with this message at 20:32 on May 25, 2015

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
someone at a bar told me his fan theory: the dad was the real molester and the son is a patsy. he knows this because the girls' testimony in the report "sounded coached," so he's going down to arkansas to investigate himself. he also had a whole bunch of tattoo's all over his back referencing the book "house of leaves." interesting guy.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
my family actually spent an evening at todd akin's house helping with a mass mailing when i was little. i played hide-and-go-seek with his kids. i met doug phillips quite a few times.

it's weird thinking about that stuff now.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Hollis Brownsound posted:

Show me on this doll where he touched you son.

*pointing to my brain*

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
ha ha, as though my butthole was touched...in a sexual way! i understand the joke now.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Jesus Christ posted:

I'm this, this is me



ha ha jesus christ you are hosed up

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
josh duggar sucked my fat cock

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

HEY GAL posted:

doug phillips

i mentioned this earlier, but i actually met that guy quite a few times and i was around a lot of people in the quiverfull/patriarchy movement when i was young. my family, as my dad put it, "circled that vortex for a while."

there's actually some theological underpinnings to the quiverfull thing and the political activism...basically they believe that the rapture will be brought about by christians taking over the world politically (see this). so the whole project of making lots of babies and getting super engaged in politics is basically to create heaven on earth and bring about the end of the world. once doug phillips remarked in my presence after hearing that australia only has ~20 million people, "we could take that place over."

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

HEY GAL posted:

any good stories?

one family i know had three daughters who stayed at home and didn't go to college after they were 18 because their place was to be taken care of by their father until they were given away by him to a suitor. unfortunately no one was ever good enough for the dad, so he chased every suitor away and they ended up living at home and being NEETs into their late 20s.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
josh duggar changing his siblings diapers and inside his brain is screaming "nike!!!!!!!"

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Casimir Radon posted:

You jest but this is secretly what they want, it's just couched in language about the constitution and whatnot. Fundies can't stop babbling about Iran but their vision for the future is really worse than what Iran has, and is really more in line with our best ally forever Saudi Arabia.

these specific people believe that jesus can't come back until they take back america for christ, so yes. they unironically want to establish a theocracy.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Haverchuck posted:

they are way, way more dangerous that islamist terrorists and must be exterminated this exact second

i agree that it is a dangerous ideology, but the postmillennial christian reconstruction/quiverfull movement is in its waning years...too many scandals and too many escapees.

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Darkman Fanpage posted:

no items. missionary only. final destination.

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