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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

You guys realize that consouling center probably has sex addicts other than Josh, right? Who are getting the same fake and ineffective treatment he got. If he hasn't been banging his way through every broken and damaged woman there - I'll Jim my Bob.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

BrigadierSensible posted:

I would beg to differ. Whilst in the real world sex addiction affects both men and women, in the world of Christian Based Faith Only Treatment Centres men and women are treated very differently.

Josh "I diddled my sisters, raw-dogged a stripper and watched porn whilst cheating on my wife"
CBFOTC "There there, you're only human. Trust in Jesus and you'll be fine."

Woman "I once kissed a boy I wasn't married to."
CBFOTC "You filthy Harlot! You have strayed from the way and teh path! We must beat and shame and beat and beat some more the sin and devil from you! You must never ECER do anything like that again, untill your husband orders you to. And then you'd better not enjoy it."

Yeah, but if someone is footing the bill for fake therapy, then they're as open minded and progressive as an evangelical can get.

My guess a steady stream of college-aged girls who got crazy at Liberty University, doing that blowjob motion with their hand and cheek at Josh in group counseling.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Kallev posted:

Lol if you think that family touches apples or any other type of non-ruinous food.

The first episode of Honey BooBoo I saw was Mama June going to a food auction. I think she ended up with a lot of expired Oreos.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Mountain Dew is super popular in Appalachia. Technically Mama June isn't in Appalachia, but she's close enough.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/09/12/221845853/mountain-dew-mouth-is-destroying-appalachias-teeth

I never heard of giving babies Coca-Cola or sweet tea in a bottle, but I've been asked more than once if I got Coke as a baby. So apparently it's been a thing in my state for a long long time.

BrigadierSensible posted:

But that's the thing. Is it a Christian audience?

I always thought the audiences for TLC's trashpeople shows was middle class educated types looking down on the plebs and laughing/clutching their pearls/being disgusted.

Some are, but there are a terrifyingly large number of people who watch Honey BooBoo and identify with more than one member of that family.

It's like one of those Facebook quizzes, 'Which Honey BooBoo are you?'. Let me be Pumpkin. Please let me be Pumpkin.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Heh, how many of those advertisers just inadvertently advertised on a Duggar show to see what the response was. Calling it an ad buy without knowing what shows are being sponsored sounds like plausible deniability.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

I think Cody was in advertising back when the show began. My wife likes it, so I know way more about the show than any self-respecting individual should.

My favorite part was when they left Utah in the dead of night because they were afraid the authorities were after them. And by favorite I mean most horrifying as you could see the terror in the older kids' faces as they realized they were leaving everything they knew and all their friends.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

Before the digital era, time would pass and people would forget all but the most notorious scandals and indiscretions.

But the internet keeps track of everything. I like to think Jim Bob lays awake at night, dreading the day when those kids become web-savvy.

Like any Duggar child has unrestricted web access. They're filtering anything with 'Josh', 'Danica', 'Ashley', 'Madison', 'Catholics', and maybe 'Eat Fresh'.

"Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

My dad made my brother and sister stand on a blanket facing the wall when they were bad.

But they were already like 8 years old so he was half-assing blanket training like everything else in life.

Jim...eh

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Casimir Radon posted:

It's almost as if the kind of people who want to be on reality tv are also really awful.

More likely an ultra-paternalistic family structure where the father is obeyed without question and normal sexual urges are suppressed through guilt and shame results in some unhealthy as gently caress unintended consequences. Also fame whores. Toby Willis

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

why is this hot woman with a loser like this

They met in Tibet where he was doing missionary work. And because grown rear end daughters can't be left alone with men, Jib Mob was there too, wearing traditional Tibetan robes.

So to answer your question she married him because that was literally the only man her father let near her Joooooosh. It's not like these ladies get to choose from a diverse catalog of men.

And he looked even worse when they first met. That's him after a lot of expensive orthodonture.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Hey, if your show's in trouble you cast a precocious child. Everyone knows that.

Worked for Cosby. jim zop wop bobopity bo

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