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Oct 21, 2002



The first time ever I encountered your countenance

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Oct 21, 2002



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody.

You make me hard
when I'm all soft inside


... oh wait.

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Oct 21, 2002



Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars;
A Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared;
If Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars,
Wheres the Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared?

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Oct 21, 2002



Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your Jim Bob
Go play

Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your sisters
Get laid

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Oct 21, 2002



No. 6 posted:

I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show?

Jim Bob is the awful show.

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Oct 21, 2002



been caught duggaring once, when she was five

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Oct 21, 2002



Best Korea posted:

Holy poo poo they've got a prayer closet

tbf the bible does explicitly say that you should pray at home in a closet and that going to church to pray is bad and you won't get into heaven if you do
that's like the one and only thing in the bible the duggars got right. or at least they did until they got on tv so everyone could see how christian they were.

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Oct 21, 2002



Gothard is a good name for a bunch of child molesting fundies

Bill Gothard when Jim Bob Duggar

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Oct 21, 2002



PathAsc posted:

When I find myself in times of trouble
That's when Josh Bob comes to me
Please don't do this tonight, let me be
And in my hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Spittle on his chins, let me be
Let me be, let me be
Whispering "eat fresh", he's in me

everybody's got something to hide especially me and my josh bob

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phasmid posted:

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the movie Chinatown when seeing this picture?

Forget it Jim Bob; it's vaginatown.

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