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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Krispy Kareem posted:

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

Hey now I only pretend your mom is mine so it's cool.

Same with microwaves mom

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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

part of me hopes this ends up destroying TLC and someone comes in and buys it up and actually makes it a channel about learning again

I mean it once was right, I was raised a filthy hillbilly without cable so I never really watched it back in the day

It used to be great I loved James burkes connections. There are hours of documentaries and educational programing but the really good stuff is the BBC catalog. The issue is why pay for airing rights for old stuff when you can make trashy reality poo poo for cheaper and it get s better ratings.

I wonder does Jim Bob have a handler who tells him not to say crazy poo poo. Cause I figure he would be running his mouth on all this.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Speaking of TLC scandals this surprised me



max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Can't Josh go to Dr phill.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bonzo posted:

I imagine she pretty much assumes the starfish position because anything else would indicate she's a whore.

Psst starfish are asexual...dumbass god made them that way

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

WhyteRyce posted:

Meri is like the textbook case of how polygamy sucks for women. Like all the check boxes are there but the light bulb never goes on in her head.

When her only kid went off to school she wanted another kid but Kody dithered around forever and didn't understand why time was of the essence for a 40+ year old woman and eventually that talk died out. Then he went off and had a kid with the youngest wife so no skin off his nose. And now Meri is old, lonely, and alone getting cat fished. She volunteered to get the legal divorce. While it was stated for good reasons, it was such an obvious cry for help and attempt to have people notice her. Oh and her and the second wife never got along because the whole polygamy and sharing thing was just weird for them so they just lived with awkward acceptance of each other all their lives

All the other wives have house fulls of kids so they ain't got time for her bullshit. So this 40+ year old woman with no job or career just lives alone in her 4 bedroom house in the desert puttering around counting down the days her husband makes his routine stop, like that sad old woman on your street who can't wait to talk to the mailman

I tired googling this show, and all the tabloids stories seem to need some back ground knowledge.

Can you tell me why these women are doing polygamy? is like some kinda cult?

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
can we get hanson to do a cover of mmmmbop only change it to jimmmmmbop

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So are there any goon traits we can pitch to TLC for reality show.


Get some E/N super stars to pural marriage some FYAD super stars and see what happens?

Of course Atrax will be the guest star

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what about jim carrey in once bitten?

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

FlamingLiberal posted:

It's quickly becoming comedy how much they stretch out that show.

God I used to watch GOLDRUSH on discovery and the show was just RECAP intro RECAP OF INTRO shot of machine running Explanation of machine commercial RECAP, Will they have enough gold RECAP.

I can only imagine what they do to fill 2 hours.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you can do a miniseries focus on the victims, how they handled then focus on the abusivers how the are treated etc.

Hell get the people from honey boo boo to remark on this poo poo.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SEX BURRITO posted:

They need to bring back Honey Boo Boo so we can watch classic moments like this: https://youtu.be/KNFMZydIfJE (possibly NMS)

Why are goons getting TLC shows?

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I kinda wish I could talk to josh and jim bob, Point out that josh was raised in a weird situation, he has hosed up role models and he got a very unhealthy view of sex from his parents.

Oh wait no its the porns fault.

Oh yeah his mother said it was important for his wife to be available to her husband.

I think josh needs to go on one of those reality tv shows like the one where they put all the sex addicts together to treat them.

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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Couldnt they be working in poor areas teaching or building houses, Saving children from moved priests

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