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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ultimate Mango posted:

How soon until the parody fake incest porno comes out?

19 Positions and Counting

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

platedlizard posted:

Hobby Lobby won't use barcodes for inventory management because barcodes are the mark of the devil
Seriouspost: I worked at one helping out with inventory and ordering for nine months after finishing college in 2003 just to have a job (it was the only one in my state and I was helping it open - I'd never heard of the company before) and apparently the real reason why they do this is that pretty much everything in the middle of every Hobby Lobby, the "Home Accents" section, is poo poo just randomly sent from the corporate warehouse that the individual stores have no say in ordering. Because of that, they don't use barcodes as they essentially don't have to do regular inventory maintenance and reordering for half of the salesfloor. The dude who started the company also thinks that a computerized system also leads to inaccuracies because they can't spot broken products, but well that's why you hire someone specifically to take care of damages and track them.

Honest to Christ my head just about exploded during my first shift when they told me they had no UPC's on anything. The ordering books used those alternating green/white lined spool paper printouts like it was 1986. Then as all of the orderable stuff was marked down each week with the quantities needed, one person in the back office had to put it all in the computer by hand and send the order through to the corporate warehouse.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 25, 2015

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Tricky D posted:

I've met some christian fundies who refused to eat pork.
The funny thing about those Christian Fundies is that Jesus says right at the start of the New Testament, in the Sermon on the Mount, that all the "don't eat pork...don't eat shellfish...don't mix fabrics in your garments" stuff didn't matter, but they still take every word from the Old Testament literally.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



No conversation about Huckabee can go without mentioning ol dog torturer Dave Huckabee
Pretty sure his name is Davey Jo Bob

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Buttcoin purse posted:

How many tater tot casserole recipes does it have?
IT'S TATER TOT HOT DISH YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

WhyteRyce posted:

Wear a giant cow costume and take pictures with kids???
Then he asks one of the kids if they'd like to milk him.

King Possum III posted:

"And then they joined together in fellowship."
Sexy, sexy Duggar fellowship

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