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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

TLC producers should've added some more original music to the show

http://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc

# ¿ May 24, 2015 13:57

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 18:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

He seems like the kind of guy who takes months or years to get up the nerve to hire a hooker then when he finally does it just cries on her shoulder for two hours

# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 19:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

If you got two or more of those delusional broods living together they'd be waging holy war on each other within weeks

So I am fully in favor of the Duggars and whatever other diddling lunatic family they can find going off to Idaho or wherever and seeing what kind of holy warrior bullshit they can come up with

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 02:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Josh isn't missing. The publicity whore parents would be in front of every camera they could find if he really was.

Maybe they're handcuffing him to the water heater while they beat him while reciting Paul's letters to the IDon'tGiveAFuckERians

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 07:38

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

You get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar!

EVERYBODY GETS A DUGGAR!

Don't abort it or we'll kill you

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 06:41

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

not a cult

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 06:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

empty sea posted:

I don't understand how going to fertility doctors to keep getting pregnant is in line with god's will, pretty sure at some point she's going to have to stop crapping out kids or die.

Maybe that's her plan. It's the only way she can escape Jim Bob.

They'll freeze her until they have the tech to make her into an axlotl tank.

The Jim must Bob

# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 22:39

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

cumshitter posted:

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

A Duggar using condoms :lol:

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 16:21

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Grimace posted:

mission hill died way before its time

jim

bob

No meat touching, Josh

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 16:53

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

jim jim bob
jim-a-jim jim jim bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 21:04

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

those dead, empty eyes

also you can almost see her kneecaps, what kind of harlot is polluting the house of Jim Bob??

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Dec 18, 2015

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 07:07

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

PathAsc posted:

When we get the duggar/honey boo boo crossover, you'll know the end times are here

"Dollar makes me holler!"

*Josh Duggar emerges with a silver dollar, making slot machine jokes*

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 07:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I doubt he did any work. They shoved him in front of cameras and probably ghost-wrote everything that had his name on it. He was the fundie Kim Kardashian.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 16:04

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lol wrong thread.

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jun 2, 2016

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 06:36

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Jim Jim Bob
Jim-a-Jim Jim-Jim-Bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 06:42

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Well, I guess it's weird modified Woody Allen. It's a creepy old man in a little boy's body who is also presenting themselves as girl in order to groom boys, whereas Woody Allen is just a creepy old man who adopts asian girls so he can groom them to be his lovers as soon as they turn 18. Look, I didn't think about it too hard to begin with, ok?

that you think he waited until she turned 18

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 20:40

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

28-year old man has to ask mommy and daddy for cell phone, they can only trust him with one that can't even play Snake

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 22:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

LethalGeek posted:

In another reality these people would be on the government teat so hard it would be bleeding, gently caress everyone of them

if you think JimBob (pbuh) isn't exploiting tax breaks from his "ministry"

# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 06:25

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

JoshBob is a serial incestual kiddy-diddler that has to bargain with his parents to get a 2005 dumbphone and he's 28 years old, married, and has four kids to provide for. He can't do the "family values public speaking" tour anymore. He has no skills. His wife probably hates him and also has no skills since she was indoctrinated to be a brood-mare.

Think of the most lovely online trainwreck person you've ever read about on these forums, and realize they're still more of a man than JoshBob.

No matter how lovely your life is, you're better than JoshBob. If you live under an overpass collecting cans, you're better than him because at least your parents haven't locked off your access to the outside world and you can still watch porn. His own Wikipedia article lists his jobs as "car salesman, television personality, political activist". Can you imagine that being your entire life, overshadowed by the fact that you diddled your baby sisters?

Even if there is a "normal" part of the Duggar family that exists, I want them to get publicity forever so everyone can ask WHAT'S JOSHBOB DOING NOW? STILL DIDDLING KIDS? IS HE UP TO GRANDKIDS NOW?

I would welcome a drone strike on the Duggar compound.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 07:14

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Purity Pledges

For Fathers

For Virgins

For Secondary Virgins (those who have engaged in promiscuous behavior) and wish to recommit themselves to lives of purity)

And gifts are given

The pledge didn't work the first time, better say it again with a few extra words so we can pretend nothing happened

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 19:18

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

why does Duggaring happen so often in this cult that they have to write a FAQ about it?

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 00:24

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# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 18:56

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

BrigadierSensible posted:

This was a joke, but it got me thinking: Are there many converts to Duggar-ism? Lets say one of us heathens has seen the light and decided that blanket training/kiddie diddling/woman shaming is the way to go, how does one convert?

Buy several thousand dollars worth of Get Hard Guide To Homeschooling materials, then Duggar away to your fingers' content

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 23:35

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