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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Duggars: "Incest is Best"
 
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 ATVs would be more appropriate for them to drive around...the compound.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 That state trooper serving 50+ years for child porn is still trying to cover his rear end, like it makes a difference at this point:

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He maintains that Jim Bob and Josh Duggar told him Josh had inappropriately touched one girl through her clothing while she slept. They said "it only happened one time," the former state trooper told In Touch.

Hutchens told In Touch that the Duggars' original account of the incident played a part in his decision not to report the alleged abuse.

"I did what I thought was right and obviously it wasn't," he told In Touch. "If I had to do it over again, I would have told him immediately I am going to call the hotline and contacted the trooper that worked those cases and have a full report made. I thought I could handle it myself."

"I have lost a lot of sleep over it. I am a Christian myself and I worry that something else may have happened," he says. "I would be responsible for it, in my opinion, by not reporting it. The young girl should have been my first priority."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2015/05/28/jim-bob-duggar-state-trooper-josh-duggar-fondling-sex-abuse/28058841/

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Jimidiah Bobacious

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Wedemeyer posted:

Um. I just noticed something. Are they dissing tay-tay??

No way any of those outfits are from later than 1989

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

etalian posted:

what would tech tree look like?
like the family tree: it doesn't fork

* # ¿ Jun 1, 2015 11:20
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Junktown
I think Josh took some folks there a while back

* # ¿ Jun 3, 2015 23:23
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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Jim Bobbin Threadbare

Threadbare? Quiverfull!

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Umm obviously he was just doing deep cover research into the world of secular flesh pleasure so he'd know exactly what kind of evil he's up against in this sin-cursed world.

That, or he's connecting with women to convince them to go back to their husbands.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

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Would you prefer to be a financial success or to remain true to your principles? "I'll stick with my principles, thanks."
:milk:

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Top City Homo posted:

:wtf: :lol:
I wanted it to be real so bad.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

fart blood posted:

Just once, when one of these religious guys is exposed as a sex-loving guy/girl, I just want one of them to say "yeah, I like sex. It's totally cool. And I'm not sorry."

I mean, the cheating on his wife isn't cool, but porn and sex are totally fine.
That would basically require them to shed everything in their lives (friends, family, career) that's tied up in the web of morality bullshit they've built.

Not impossible, but it's unlikely given their authoritarian and puritanical tendencies that require a massive amount of self-loathing to be "fulfilled."

edit: I shudder to think of the ranging boner Tony Perkins got writing that holier-than-thou statement

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Do it for the kidz

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

I just found this, someone posted it 2 years ago!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/1kn61t/totally_true_story_about_josh_duggar_getting/



Lap dances aren't kosher at DC clubs, and I doubt he went into the parts of town where they turn a blind eye to it.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

gently caress TLC...
I'm not a fan of no-knock raids, but I'm convinced that executing one on the TLC offices would turn up a treasure trove of cp.

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