Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

there is a 1000% chance the Duggars support laws banning "Sharia" or other rule based on religion

# ¿ May 27, 2015 23:02

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# ¿ May 21, 2025 12:44

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

SERPUS posted:

Who is Sharia and did Josh have his fingers in her vagina also?

according to wiki sharia is around 1400 years old so it's far out of his preferred range

# ¿ May 27, 2015 23:13

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Michelle Duggar wrote about it

http://www.tipsonlifeandlove.com/parenting/the-duggar-familys-internet-safety-tips-for-kids

pro tip: any lifestyle guide that involves the words "deny access to" is going to be super hosed up and wrong.

edit: and again, the duggars are definitely the sort of people who are deathly afraid of islamic fundamentalism

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 22:32

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Chafey posted:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/bristol-palin-compares-josh-duggar-to-lena-dunham-double-standards-201546

This is a really really funny article, and also what makes this especially funny to me (Full disclaimer: I am a Caucasian male born in Hawaii with Caucasian family in Alaska) is the reference to Bristol Palin as an "Alaska native"

quote:
"We had no fear because everything was taken care of," the Duggar family patriarch told the show host. "That was actually a sealed juvenile record. And they had told us that all this stuff was done as a juvenile, this was all stuff that was sealed, and this is stuff that under law there is no way that this could ever be brought out."

well Jim Bob I guess we're supposed to feel sorry that you took your pedo cop buddy's word for it instead of taking the time to learn how freedom of information laws work?

also wow i thought after being exploited by her mom, failing to see through a farcical marriage, and being a real-life example of someone getting run over by backwards abstinence-only sex ed Bristol had maybe developed some sense of humility or moderation but no she's loving crazier than ever lmao

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm guessing he is talking about this blather from Sarah Palin?
quote:
Remember reports of the pedophile billionaire our former democrat president has been friends with and hung out with on the pedophile's "orgy island� full of underage girls?

...no? what the gently caress is she talking about? Between this and Lena Dunham conservatives sure have a weird encyclopedic knowledge of obscure sex scandal rumors

also reading these statements never gets old:

Sarah Palin posted:

I�m not an apologist for any sexual predator, but

Hazo fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 5, 2015

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 00:11

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Panfilo posted:

Also, how come the father of the girl that was not related to them hasn't made some huge deal about this? I thought that generally these types of dads are the dads that are all like, "If anyone TOUCHES mah daughter, I'll use mah smitin' shovel to bury their body". So why hasn't the family of the 'friend' come forward to give their side of the story?

Possibility of being ostracized from the ~~cult~~church where according to Jay Biggz this is totally normal

(and tons of hush money)

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 00:23

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

wanna see someone ask the girls how much responsibility they feel for causing Josh to molest them

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 01:06

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Code Jockey posted:

if they're like any other hardcore "christian" family I know, the response will be something like something something god did it tests trials lol

I knew an unfortunate number of people like this growing up

I mean like in a widely-broadcast interview. Maybe yeah that's what they're supposed to say, but their pre-interview coaches would have to know that would seriously ick out the majority of the few people remaining on their side, so they'd have to either torpedo the rest of their support by giving the "the molestation we brought on ourselves was just a test" answer, or betray their cult teachings.

this is all a fantasy though because lol the idea of a real journalist getting withing a thousand feet of them

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 01:17

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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 23:41

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 06:49

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Julet Esqu posted:

Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob

i'm the person in the juniors section who is either an old woman or bob dylan

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 19:15

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Vicodiva posted:

Ira, Iris, Ignatius, Ivy, Ian, Iago Ichabod, Icarus, Ida, Igor, Ilsa, Imelda, Ibola

Sharkey, Salmon, Sockeye, Sprat, Shad, Sucker, Skate, Scat

i like this theme

Shark, Salmon, Sole, Sucker, Shad, Saury, Seahorse, Skate, Sturgeon, Sleeper, Sheepshead, Snapper, Stingray, Sauger, Smelt, Stargazer, Shiner, and of course Slippery Dick

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 15:10

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Rambling Robot posted:

Don't forget Tard.

this makes me miss the Johnston Checks In articles

Turok

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 06:35

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# ¿ May 21, 2025 12:44

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Network Pesci posted:

Need to take the second "The" out of that headline.

Heath posted:

Best Korea posted:
Bullshit. Godly people don't see therapists.

They see them, they just don't tell anyone, especially the police

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 08:46

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