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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



How soon until the parody fake incest porno comes out?

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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



I secretly hope that the tell all novel that is sure to come out ends up reading like erotic fan fiction from the show.
Could be hot. All that sexy forehead.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



There is always more and it is always worse

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Amarcarts posted:

All those smiles look pretty fake.

Corrected for Josh. They are in Arkansas after all.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jimbo































b

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:


:jimbob:





*Anyone who's got $30 and wants to, feel free to make this a smilie.

The glasses need to be animated 'deal with it' style, but if they were, it would be worth my

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Quit Joshing around, kids.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Lord of Pie posted:

I imagine it's like trying to cram the stuff back into a busted Stretch Armstrong.

Just take the vagina in your hand and use it like a glove and masturbate yourself with it.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



I would rather see the girls deal with their feeling and anger and not hide behind a facade of forgiveness.


Maybe it's true. Maybe they actually believe they are fulfilling their role being diddled by older men.





























Jim Bob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Thats a pretty good Jon lookalike. I might want to find and watch this unironically.


As for the Duggars, one of them is bound to end up in a porno at some point.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



BeefThief posted:

jim bob and michelle are lined up for producer spots

I think Michelle actually counts as the location.

Her vag is so big it makes a nice soundstage.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



19 Dicks and Cucking

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



etalian posted:

would take a few thousand mandingos to fill that sinkhole.

At least we know what happened to the Corvette Museum a few years ago.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




jim.vob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



"Josh, stop smelling your fingers at the breakfast table" - Michele








"Let me have a whiff" - Jim Bob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



The White Dragon posted:

actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority

Josh waited until they were 5. Good enough for Arkansas.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



bobjr posted:

Can't be real because that's wet.

I thought it was Jim Bob's Biblical Spunk.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



ChlorophileAddict posted:


and more importantly, does Michelle take it in the butt during that time?

With the number of episiotomies she has had is there any difference at this point?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



So the true victims, US, aren't going to get any closure are we?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



There has been nothing new and nothing worse for a while now. I am saddened by this.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Thread saved.


Robert James

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



you irl posted:

i say jim, you say bob

jim

Bob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



You down with Bee Oh Bee?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jim Jim Jim Jim
Bob Bob Bob Bob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



It's okay. He shares a room with the boys.








Crossing swords isn't gay right?




Blowjobs? Probably a bible verse covers that somewhere.





Taking it up the butt from your brothers? Sodom was in the bible too, right?




Yeah, they need to find him a beard ASAP.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Amarcarts posted:

I bet Josh wished his hands were invisible.

They can certainly disappear. Into his sisters holes.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



He's just marrying her for her strap-on. Its Biblical.

In Size.








And Girth.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Happy Birthday Anna!
Another year older, another year less desirable to your husband.

Good news is that Josh is totally not suicidal. Nope not at all.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Bible supports marriage to underage Brides so why not!?

Josh was married to his sisters a few minutes at a time. Biblically speaking at least. Or, er, partially at least, but maybe he thought his fingers were enough?


How Josiah being power bottomed by his older brothers? That is a different and decidedly more erotic tale.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



DaveSplitter posted:

So, that's it? Are you goons just going to let this thread sink into the abyss? We can't let this thread end! The freak family ridicule must continue!






Jim Bob

Don't worry, eventually more poo poo will come out about Josh or even better another male Duggar sexually abusing his sisters and/or brothers.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Shithouse Dave posted:

One of the duggar daughters married some dude Dillard. I forget which one and what his name is.

And now they are going to rub their snooty white people noses in some poor unsuspecting third world cuntry.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



This will be delicious:

quote:

According to InTouch, if the non-family victim does file suit, the Duggars will likely “have to answer every question as they will not be able to invoke their Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination because the criminal statute of limitations has expired.” This means Josh’s parents Jim Bob and Michelle could have to reveal what they knew about Josh’s behavior and when, and what—if any—safeguards they put in place to keep him from offending.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Lord of Pie posted:

New Doobie news

Don't hold back, this is the good poo poo right here. Link?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Krispy Kareem posted:

The Duggars are toast. They were were only a national influence because of the show. They might still carry some weight in Arkansas, but that's it. I'm sure there's some other repressive, yet quaint family with no recorded instances of incest that Fundies can hitch their wagons to instead.

I sincerely hope at every big family dinner, with the two eldest male Duggars sitting at the head of the table, Jim Bob repeatedly tells Josh to just go gently caress himself.

"Hey Josh, can you pass me the potatoes and go gently caress your sisters, thanks."

"sure, dad."

Fixed this for you

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Fixed that for you

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



SpeedGem posted:

Don't worry guys, there is hope for TLC yet.

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rap...nders_will.html

Edit : And he would like to see the effect of adding a girl to the mix in a household with 12 boys, ranging in age from 15 months to 22 years.



What's the over under on at least half of them being homosexual? And shunned when they come out of the closet.

Maybe someone will start an Underground Railroad for gay children of large families?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Astrofig posted:

"wait, WHICH of these is it okay to gently caress?"

Oh he knows. Just look at the location of his fingers in that picture.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Geoj posted:

by those estimates (6 years @ $25 million/year) they've squandered a $125 million fortune.

Maybe we'll get a followup "where are they now" episode in 5-10 years, with the entire family living in squalor after having to sell their compound and move into a couple of triple-wides at a trailer park while living on government assistance

At least they can park the trailers at their used car lot.

Doesn't Jim Bob own a bunch of small businesses? The TV show money was just gravy.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




There is always more and it is always worse better.

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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Wasn't there a version of this where they all had Jim Bob's face?

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