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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


HER BOOB IS TOUCHING!
BURN THE JEZEBEL!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

I fiddled with my siblings, I don't know what the big fuss is all about.

We stopped after my brother broke his cello.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

XMNN posted:

Occasionally, Discovery brings in ‘talent’ to the first floor conference room at HQ for Q&A sessions, panel discussions and in general to let staff crawl out of their cubes for a few minutes to experience the exhilaration of being in the presence of a basic cable celebrity. (Sometimes, these are fun - Oprah, the Discovery cycling team before we started hating Lance, but mostly the events are just annoying...e.g. Jon&Kate/Honeybooboo). After the Duggars appearance, there were tables set up outside the room that no one was allowed to touch. On the tables were five giant, Costco-sized tubs of Vlasic Pickles. Apparently, the Duggar kids found them comforting and they were required to serve pickles after every event. So..yeah. Not super scandalous - but super weirdo! And..that’s my Duggar tale. You’re welcome.

lol

This was to condition them for Josh's pickle.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

69 and counting: A XXX Parody

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


"Smell these fingers"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Somewhere right now Josh is either crying softly in a wardrobe so no one can see his pain.
Or jerking off in the same wardrobe watching one or more of sisters.

Schrödinger's Josh

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

There were nineteen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh stop doing that"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were eighteen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh that hurts"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were seventeen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh I'm telling Mike Huckabee"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

etc

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Huckabee's FB page is in damage control mode.
They cant delete the posts so are commenting and liking on well wisher ones so they replace the recent most posts.

Who knew a vagina fondling years ago would have killed a presidential nomination.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/cre...st-his-sisters/

quote:

“Since Josh molested girls, which could damage their trust of men, which could damage their future marriage, which could damage their future family, we should make Josh Duggar work the rest of his life to help families stay together and help them recognize how twisted the world is and how God offers instruction on how to live righteously!” said Hovind, who is affiliated with the Olive Baptist Church in Pensacola, Florida.

“He should be forced to push faith, family and freedom in the public showing the Christian worldview has the answers,” Hovind continued. “We should force him to get a job at the Family Research Counsel (whose) mission is ‘to advance faith, family and freedom in public policy and the culture from a Christian worldview.’ That would be a great punishment!”

Dumb gently caress says that Josh should be punished by making him do what he was doing already.

And Josh molesting proves God is real too.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Wow I had no idea Kent Hovind was out of Jail.

Thats his son, Eric.
Kent is still is the pokey.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

I want to see the house the Josh built as his punishment to cure him of his sexual predatory nature.
Bet you it has phallic poo poo all over it.
Or titties.
A house covered in dicks and tits.

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 10:04 on May 26, 2015

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


Third Base Josh.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

According to Josh this lead him to Christ

Lord works in mysterious ways

Funny how God will make one person get an orgasm or two and feel pretty good about the acts for while before they realize its wrong, and also at the same time force another multiple persons to be loving molested and have possible mental problems the rest of their lives to show the way to the loving molester.

And expect both to turn to him after.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Hollis Brownsound posted:

lol if you think what a politician says has anything to do with wha they actually think.

I'm sure the Huckster hedged his bets that, middle america evangelical demo would agree with him. I don't think he was wrong. I doubt this hurt him all that much.

Nah, he dun hosed it.
Check his FB feed, every second post is a 'I was going to vote for you but not now....'

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do think they would autograph a copy of the police report?

Turn up with a wheelbarrow full of stones and start shouting 'Stone Josh just as his mother wishes, $5 a rock! $10 for three".

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


She's showing too much calf.
BURN HER! KILL THE JEZEBEL!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


1. The Jezebel is touching her nu-nu. Punishment, stoned until death. JimBob 3:1-267.
2. Has an ornament around her neck pointing down to her nu-nu. Punishment, stoned until death. Huckabee 42:3-29
3. Showing too much ankle! Punishment, sleep over with Josh. JimBob 14:1-10.
4. Flagrantly showing two leg calves when walking, an open invitation to touch her and feel her up when asleep. Punishment, forced to look like Michelle Duggar for life. JimBob 44:12-13.
5. Putting little finger into ear. Symbolizes putting a hoo-hoo into a nu-nu. Punishment, burned at stake, then stoned to death. Michelle 2:1-23.
6. Throwing gang signs. Punishment, none. Is family member of a white christian rich old guy.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


I'm starting to believe there may be Reptilians on earth now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

"The Duggars? Never heard of them"
-Mike Huckabee 2015

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Panfilo posted:

The youngest one looks pretty downie to me.

It has 29 chromosomes.
3 are from Josh.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Jim Bob: "Hurry up and assume the position Michelle, Josh is getting bored of the last 3 we had!"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

quote:


And, for what it's worth, "Welcome to my world; believe me - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"

- Sarah Palin

Makes Palin Stronger.
Someone who went from nearly 2nd most powerful person in the US, to standing in front of a man killing turkeys, to having a fist fight at a family birthday party, to cant even get a solid slot at Fox anymore.
Stronger, sure.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Million Ghosts posted:

Jim Bob Jones University

Thats where I got my Doctorate in Joshology.
And where I could gently caress kids.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Best Korea posted:

In Bristol Palin's book she claims that her kid's dad raped her and her parents told her that she had to marry him when she told them.

She also went from 'Abstinence doesn't work in reality' to 'Im a born again virgin!' within a few months.

Give it a few weeks, and Josh will on Hannity bashing Hilary, who after all is the real rapist and molester here.

happyhippy
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Josh and Bristol should totally hook up, their genetics would no doubt create a Total Recall Kuato baby, but at least it would be to burn ticks off of his mother's back with his mind.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Hacksaw Jimbob Duggar

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


Wow animatronics has come a long way the last few decades.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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cumshitter posted:

im confused by the quiverfull endgame.


The endgame involves a burnt out husk of a house, and the detection of a mass grave in the cellar of hundreds fetuses and kids strangled at birth.
All sharing Josh's DNA.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YY6kheoYw

Dutch TV host, the lyrics are fake but cant find a better vid of it on YT.

Edit: Dude looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kid Movie characters.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Jim Bob Tight Pants

happyhippy
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

When your victims refer to you molesting them as "sly" that's hosed up

"Fair do's, I have to doff my hat and give fair props for the way he was poking his penis into the side of my leg"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Would Josh Duggar molest Meg Griffin?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Whatev posted:

what if Josh Duggar could turn invisible and walk through walls

The Incredible Vibrating Duggar Girls!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug


"Mom, Lou-Ann won't have sex with me!"
"Go git the baby detector Josh, we might have a nuther un!"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What would the Duggar porn parody be called?

19 Kinks and counting.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pillbug

I look forward to the TMZ 'Where are they now?' in about 15 years where it will have at least one of the kids on heroin and the rest still all happy clappy dead eye smiling together.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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DaveSplitter posted:

"It was an honest mistake, Josh didn't mean to crash into the twin towers"

"Josh learned his lesson from crashing into the twin towers. We reported it to the local policeman and Josh went and built an outhouse as punishment"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Krispy Kareem posted:

I always figured it was because record keeping wasn't great and they didn't have enough begots and begats to fill in all 4k years so suddenly everyone lived really really long times.

I've heard a theory that all the water from Noah's flood was from the protective layer that surrounded the Earth after it's creation. With that layer gone, harmful rays from the sun shortened our lifespans to the more reasonable 120 years.

I have no idea when 120 years was settled upon, but it is a little interesting to note cell reproduction and degeneration limits puts the maximum human lifespan at around 125 years.

There are a lot of good YT videos showing how this would be impossible.
And there are so many contradictions in the noah's ark story its hilarious that people believe it happened.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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I wish I knew Josh had signed up for some hanky panky.
Who wouldn't want a Duggar diggler wrigging up them.
It must feel like God touching your very soul.
Until it crusts up of course.

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