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I fiddled with my siblings, I don't know what the big fuss is all about. We stopped after my brother broke his cello.
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May 24, 2015 01:00
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XMNN posted:Occasionally, Discovery brings in ‘talent’ to the first floor conference room at HQ for Q&A sessions, panel discussions and in general to let staff crawl out of their cubes for a few minutes to experience the exhilaration of being in the presence of a basic cable celebrity. (Sometimes, these are fun - Oprah, the Discovery cycling team before we started hating Lance, but mostly the events are just annoying...e.g. Jon&Kate/Honeybooboo). After the Duggars appearance, there were tables set up outside the room that no one was allowed to touch. On the tables were five giant, Costco-sized tubs of Vlasic Pickles. Apparently, the Duggar kids found them comforting and they were required to serve pickles after every event. So..yeah. Not super scandalous - but super weirdo! And..that’s my Duggar tale. You’re welcome. This was to condition them for Josh's pickle.
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May 24, 2015 13:18
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69 and counting: A XXX Parody
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May 24, 2015 13:42
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"Smell these fingers"
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May 24, 2015 14:07
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Somewhere right now Josh is either crying softly in a wardrobe so no one can see his pain. Or jerking off in the same wardrobe watching one or more of sisters. Schrödinger's Josh
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May 24, 2015 18:47
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There were nineteen in a bed And the little one said "Josh stop doing that" So they all rolled over And one fell out There were eighteen in a bed And the little one said "Josh that hurts" So they all rolled over And one fell out There were seventeen in a bed And the little one said "Josh I'm telling Mike Huckabee" So they all rolled over And one fell out etc
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May 24, 2015 19:46
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Huckabee's FB page is in damage control mode. They cant delete the posts so are commenting and liking on well wisher ones so they replace the recent most posts. Who knew a vagina fondling years ago would have killed a presidential nomination.
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May 24, 2015 23:31
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/creationist-pastor-if-evolution-is-true-then-it-wasnt-wrong-for-josh-duggar-to-molest-his-sisters/quote:“Since Josh molested girls, which could damage their trust of men, which could damage their future marriage, which could damage their future family, we should make Josh Duggar work the rest of his life to help families stay together and help them recognize how twisted the world is and how God offers instruction on how to live righteously!” said Hovind, who is affiliated with the Olive Baptist Church in Pensacola, Florida. Dumb gently caress says that Josh should be punished by making him do what he was doing already. And Josh molesting proves God is real too.
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May 26, 2015 09:48
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Wow I had no idea Kent Hovind was out of Jail. Thats his son, Eric. Kent is still is the pokey.
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May 26, 2015 10:17
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I want to see the house the Josh built as his punishment to cure him of his sexual predatory nature. Bet you it has phallic poo poo all over it. Or titties. A house covered in dicks and tits. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 11:04 on May 26, 2015 |
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May 26, 2015 10:58
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Third Base Josh.
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May 26, 2015 18:26
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:According to Josh this lead him to Christ Funny how God will make one person get an orgasm or two and feel pretty good about the acts for while before they realize its wrong, and also at the same time force another multiple persons to be loving molested and have possible mental problems the rest of their lives to show the way to the loving molester. And expect both to turn to him after.
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May 26, 2015 22:58
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Hollis Brownsound posted:lol if you think what a politician says has anything to do with wha they actually think. Nah, he dun hosed it. Check his FB feed, every second post is a 'I was going to vote for you but not now....'
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May 28, 2015 17:15
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Do think they would autograph a copy of the police report? Turn up with a wheelbarrow full of stones and start shouting 'Stone Josh just as his mother wishes, $5 a rock! $10 for three".
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May 28, 2015 21:06
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She's showing too much calf. BURN HER! KILL THE JEZEBEL!
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May 29, 2015 00:46
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1. The Jezebel is touching her nu-nu. Punishment, stoned until death. JimBob 3:1-267. 2. Has an ornament around her neck pointing down to her nu-nu. Punishment, stoned until death. Huckabee 42:3-29 3. Showing too much ankle! Punishment, sleep over with Josh. JimBob 14:1-10. 4. Flagrantly showing two leg calves when walking, an open invitation to touch her and feel her up when asleep. Punishment, forced to look like Michelle Duggar for life. JimBob 44:12-13. 5. Putting little finger into ear. Symbolizes putting a hoo-hoo into a nu-nu. Punishment, burned at stake, then stoned to death. Michelle 2:1-23. 6. Throwing gang signs. Punishment, none. Is family member of a white christian rich old guy.
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May 31, 2015 01:12
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I'm starting to believe there may be Reptilians on earth now.
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May 31, 2015 13:07
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"The Duggars? Never heard of them" -Mike Huckabee 2015
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Jun 4, 2015 20:42
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Panfilo posted:The youngest one looks pretty downie to me. It has 29 chromosomes. 3 are from Josh.
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Jun 4, 2015 21:50
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Jim Bob: "Hurry up and assume the position Michelle, Josh is getting bored of the last 3 we had!"
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Jun 4, 2015 21:59
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Makes Palin Stronger. Someone who went from nearly 2nd most powerful person in the US, to standing in front of a man killing turkeys, to having a fist fight at a family birthday party, to cant even get a solid slot at Fox anymore. Stronger, sure.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:59
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Million Ghosts posted:Jim Bob Jones University Thats where I got my Doctorate in Joshology. And where I could gently caress kids.
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Jun 5, 2015 01:07
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Best Korea posted:In Bristol Palin's book she claims that her kid's dad raped her and her parents told her that she had to marry him when she told them. She also went from 'Abstinence doesn't work in reality' to 'Im a born again virgin!' within a few months. Give it a few weeks, and Josh will on Hannity bashing Hilary, who after all is the real rapist and molester here.
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Jun 5, 2015 13:46
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Josh and Bristol should totally hook up, their genetics would no doubt create a Total Recall Kuato baby, but at least it would be to burn ticks off of his mother's back with his mind.
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Jun 5, 2015 16:29
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Hacksaw Jimbob Duggar
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Jun 5, 2015 21:14
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Wow animatronics has come a long way the last few decades.
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Jun 6, 2015 13:42
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cumshitter posted:im confused by the quiverfull endgame. The endgame involves a burnt out husk of a house, and the detection of a mass grave in the cellar of hundreds fetuses and kids strangled at birth. All sharing Josh's DNA.
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Jun 6, 2015 13:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YY6kheoYw Dutch TV host, the lyrics are fake but cant find a better vid of it on YT. Edit: Dude looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kid Movie characters.
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Jun 7, 2015 01:38
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Jim Bob Tight Pants
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Jun 7, 2015 14:01
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:When your victims refer to you molesting them as "sly" that's hosed up "Fair do's, I have to doff my hat and give fair props for the way he was poking his penis into the side of my leg"
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Jun 7, 2015 17:22
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Would Josh Duggar molest Meg Griffin?
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Jun 8, 2015 01:57
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Whatev posted:what if Josh Duggar could turn invisible and walk through walls The Incredible Vibrating Duggar Girls!
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Jun 8, 2015 02:26
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"Mom, Lou-Ann won't have sex with me!" "Go git the baby detector Josh, we might have a nuther un!"
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Jun 10, 2015 21:07
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:What would the Duggar porn parody be called? 19 Kinks and counting.
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Jun 12, 2015 14:36
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I look forward to the TMZ 'Where are they now?' in about 15 years where it will have at least one of the kids on heroin and the rest still all happy clappy dead eye smiling together.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:32
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DaveSplitter posted:"It was an honest mistake, Josh didn't mean to crash into the twin towers" "Josh learned his lesson from crashing into the twin towers. We reported it to the local policeman and Josh went and built an outhouse as punishment"
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Jul 23, 2015 20:12
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Krispy Kareem posted:I always figured it was because record keeping wasn't great and they didn't have enough begots and begats to fill in all 4k years so suddenly everyone lived really really long times. There are a lot of good YT videos showing how this would be impossible. And there are so many contradictions in the noah's ark story its hilarious that people believe it happened.
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Jul 24, 2015 16:34
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Page is back up.
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Aug 20, 2015 19:34
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I wish I knew Josh had signed up for some hanky panky. Who wouldn't want a Duggar diggler wrigging up them. It must feel like God touching your very soul. Until it crusts up of course.
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