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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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loving amazing lol.

They wish they had Larry, he's all business and would sort their financial mess out.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

This is because Josh's dick does more damage.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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gently caress me, was looking for new picks of Huckabee's sons to see how fatter they got, and I got Huckabee himself doing a Jim Bob impression in the 80s.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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The Bible posted:

I hope that dog is ok.

Unfortunately Jim Bob Jr was 'run over' when Huckabee didn't win President last time.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Technically 'JUSTICE FOR JERRY' could mean they want him killed, not freed.

Could be. :okpos:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Josh is most likely swimming about in Jim Bob's nut sack.
Molesting all the other sperm.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Jim Bob calls them by their loving numbers?
Holy poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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katlington posted:

the evilutuin of the jimbob grimace is someth8ng to behold

It's some Joker Gas level poo poo isn't it.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Yeah, but what about her?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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BIG JIMBOB

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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On the first day of Dugmas
my true love sent to me:
A Joshua hiding in the girls room.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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On the second day of Dugmas
my true love sent to me:
Two crying girls,
And a Joshua hiding in the girls room.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Uhoh, the big Duggar Sugar Daddy is saying he never supported Josh!

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/huckabee-denies-supporting-josh-duggar

quote:

Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told an Iowa radio host last week that he never offered support to former reality TV star Josh Duggar after it was revealed that he sexually abused his sisters as a teenager.
When these shocking stories were first made public, Huckabee did not make the same effort to distance himself from Josh Duggar. On May 22, just one day after news of Duggar's past sexual abuse broke, the GOP candidate wrote a lengthy Facebook post accusing the media of “sensationalizing” the story and framing his actions as a “regrettable” youthful mistake.

"Good people make mistakes and do regrettable and even disgusting things," Huckabee wrote. "The reason that the law protects disclosure of many actions on the part of a minor is that the society has traditionally understood something that today’s blood-thirsty media does not understand—that being a minor means that one's judgement [sic] is not mature."

In his interview on Des Moines-based radio station WHO last week, however, Huckabee told Conway, “I’ve never defended Josh and I don’t defend him now because there’s nothing to defend. What he did was absolutely hideously wrong and despicable.”

So Mike didn't dig the Dugger that did the diddling, he only digs the Duggars that don't diddle.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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"Jim Bob, 11 is showing signs of Joshitis. Better segregate him from the girls. Just in case."

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Regalingualius posted:

:stonk:

How the gently caress can someone around my age already look that hosed up on Jesus?

You too would look like that if you spent 9/10ths of every night awake wondering when Josh will Duggar Diddle you.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

This screams 'Purity Ball'.

This screams 'Wanna go halfers for 21?'

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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This is the face when you see an erect penis for the first time.
But its Josh's.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Rule one of Jimbob Club, you don't talk about Jimbob Club.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Jim Bobbin' across the universe,
On the TV constantly under Captain Jim Bob.
Jim Bobbin' across the universe,
Still on TV 'cause we can't feed our dynasty.

Mom Michelle, report.
There's fetuses in my belly now. in my belly now, in my belly now, in my belly now;
there's fetuses in my belly now, belly now, Jim Bob.

Analysis, Ashley Madison.
It's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, not as we know him;
it's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, Jim Bob.

There's fetuses in my belly now. in my belly now, in my belly now, in my belly now;
there's fetuses in my belly now, belly now, Jim Bob.

Jim Bobbin' across the universe,
On the TV constantly under Captain Jim Bob.
Jim Bobbin' across the universe,
Still on TV 'cause we can't feed our dynasty.

Special Guest Oprah Winfrey,
It's worse than that, he's molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob;
it's worse than that, he's molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids.

It's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, not as we know him;
it's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, Jim Bob.

There's fetuses in my belly now. in my belly now, in my belly now, in my belly now;
there's fetuses in my belly now, belly now, Jim Bob.

Duggar Supporter, Mike Huckabee:
Ah! Josh did no wrong, vote for me, vote for me, vote for me;
Josh did no wrong, vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, Jim Bob.

It's worse than that, he's molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob;
it's worse than that, he's molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids, Jim Bob, molested kids.

It's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, not as we know him;
it's Josh, Jim Bob, but not as we know him, not as we know him, Jim Bob.

There's fetuses in my belly now. in my belly now, in my belly now, in my belly now;
there's fetuses in my belly now, belly now, Jim Bob.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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http://jezebel.com/danica-dillon-says-she-was-choked-spit-on-during-terri-1754584030

quote:

“[Duggar] walked in and instantly was like, ‘Get undressed. Get on your knees.’ There was no intimacy, nothing...He grabbed my head and pulled me on to him and was doing a forced blowjob. I couldn’t breathe.”

She claims he then “put his hands around her neck, leaving red marks, and continued forcing her to give him a blowjob,” after which the encounter became even more violent.

Josh is a very naughty boy!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Wil Smith is having a gay affair?
I hope it's with Carlton.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Network Pesci posted:

Need to take the second "The" out of that headline.

Couldn't find the Vince smilie, but found another that is suitable for this thread.

:chloe:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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"When I'm ruling over my planet in the next life, I'm molesting all of the populace."

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pvt.Scott posted:

Eh, Mormon heaven seems like an ok deal for the unwashed masses, all told. Better then the hells on the Great Wheel.

So what color will you make the 'black' people of your world?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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I would watch the gently caress of a Duggar show if they were sent on actual missionary work to a remote amazonian tribe.
One of the tribes that don't wear clothes, and all the male Duggars have to stare at the ground 99% of the time.
And one week they parachute in Josh.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Do you think Josh is wearing a permanent chasity cock belt right now, and only Jim Bob has the key?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

They're just keeping him out of sight until this all blows over.

Unfortunately the Duggar Pon Farr lasts a few years.
To quell the blood fever they toss live chickens into Josh's room every few hours.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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LethalGeek posted:

I'm going to be generous and give this about 2 years before his perfectly normal hormonal urges bleed out into more abusive weird sex

You know that Star Trek TNG episode where the crew walk into Barclay's holodeck program and they see Barclay doing weird poo poo with holograms of themselves?
This is what will happen to Josh next. They will find a hidden room somewhere in the house, and inside is 22 miniature versions of the kids and parents, all dressed up in bondage and dried semen stains everywhere.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

That's actually a thing. Mama June's three-thumbed infant grandson drinks Mountain Dew out of a baby bottle.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, I've heard of this, though not specifically about them. To those mothers, it's cheaper to feed your child Mountain Dew rather than formula.

There's wrong written all over that situation.

Part of the reason why Honey Boo Boo became notorious was for the 'GoGo' Juice she was given before each pagent.
The GoGo Juice was Red Bull and Mountain Dew in the one cup.
To a 4 year old.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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PathAsc posted:

In the bedroom, the duggirls bedroom
The Josh Bob tests his might

A womb away, a womb away, a womb away.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Josh Duggar, Brock Turner, and Jared from Subway are in a room.

Which one will Josh molest first?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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No. 6 posted:

Boy what a great and funny thread. I just love quoting a stupid man's name over and over again. Peak humor here.

Sez the guy with a 1960's meme as his avatar, that's been dead for decades mate.

Whereas the depth of duggar depravity still has years, well until 20 reaches age 18 and escapes Jim Bob's reach.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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He still sends text dick pics though

8=D

happyhippy
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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/josh-duggar-wont-apologize-for-sex-abuse-and-adultery-he-believes-external-forces-were-to-blame/

quote:

“Josh will appear on the next season of his sisters’ series,” a source told InTouch. “The plan is for him to address everything he’s done. What he has to say will be ratings gold, and TLC — and the Duggars — know it.”

quote:

“Josh will cover everything and he will maintain the family line that God has saved his soul and guided him back to the right path,” the source said. “But one thing you probably won’t hear is that he’s actually sorry, as he believes that external forces were to blame for his behavior.”

Yaaaaay, external forces being Satan, illegal immigrants, and sexy sister minxes wearing tight onesies.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Eat Mor Children.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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King Possum III posted:

This recycling of a girl's virginity by saying a few magic words makes no sense to me.

Once you become a pickle, you can never be a cucumber again.

Welcome to the wacky world of religon my friend.
You can rape and kill all your life, but hey, if you repent just before they kill you in the chair you get to goto HEAVEN!

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

With regards to words making virginity just be a thing again, the same thing happens with religion and purgatory, I believe. A bunch of poo poo has changed with that, and I think it's all because people at the Vatican say it's different.

You can poo poo on religion all you want, but I feel one of the most damning pieces of evidence against it all is this kind of thing. Some guy says that limbo is no longer like this, and is now like THIS. Yeah, ok.

Eating meat on a Friday was a sin for hundreds of years.
Until it wasn't.

In Hell right now, there are hundreds of poor bastards convicted to eternity of pain and suffering for eating meat on a friday in 1527.
And every friday they watch thousands of fat fucks inhale half a cow who will goto heaven because they donated money to a pastor's learjet.

JIM BOB!

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jul 24, 2016

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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So what do you have to dress up as at Chick A'Fila to get meth for free?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

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Josh gon dun dug himself a dog gone god drat Jim Bob of a doozy there

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Feb 21, 2005

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Passing Duggar Academy requires a course on how to deal with Josh's urges.

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