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Crusty Nutsack
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Commie NedFlanders posted:

not happy about all of the negative press christianity is getting

the war on christianity

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:






Yup those hormones and 14 yo curiosity and nice blaming victim

inasents

molestrs

becouse

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

now hobby lobby is being caught up in this.

jesus christ, it's like a who's who of gently caress you.

I thought he didn't actually get any counseling though? (not that this bs is really "counseling" but whatever)

like, I thought he just went a rehabbed some houses with a family friend for 3 months and that was it.

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Man that sucks that one of the kids was the current minor, Joy Anna. I watched the show sometimes because trainwreck, and it seemed like if any of those girls had a fighting chance at a normal life, it was her. Hopefully seeing how it's being handled/treated now will wake her up and she'll get the gently caress out of dodge.

Can't blame her for wanting the thing destroyed, though. considering she likely has no real counseling about this, the best she can seem to do for herself is forget it ever happened

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Krispy Kareem posted:

Jill Duggar actually met her husband in Napal where he was doing missionary work. And yes, Jim Bob was with her the whole time (they got matching native outfits).

No, her husband was in crazy jim bob's bible study group or something, and daddy set them up. Then he and jill skyped for a while about bible poo poo, and then jim bob took her to meet him in Nepal where he was doing missionary work. So it was still daddy that arranged the whole thing.



JIM BOB

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Krispy Kareem posted:

Well, yeah. There has to be some family connection because they only ever hang out with other like-minded families (hence the limited pool of suitors). What I'm getting at, is no matter how backwards the process - it isn't an arranged marriage and the girls have a choice, in as much their limited exposure offers. I'm sure at least one Duggar would love a heavily muscled man with skin like polished ebony, but Michelle will never get to realize that fantasy because the only black guy she ever sees is Herman Cain.

Yeah, they have a choice to pick the guy their dad picks for them. That's a choice all right.

I guess you missed the link someone posted earlier in the thread about how Josh was betrothed to a girl at 14, then the whole molestation thing happened and that fell apart.

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Wedemeyer posted:

Same. My second thought was that wow, this kid probably has zero time to himself ever. No wonder he's in a bathroom for hours. They all have no privacy whatsoever, and I don't even mean that regarding time to masturbate. They don't even have their own rooms, do they? Granted there's nothing wrong with sharing a room with one other sibling [same sex I mean, just not girl/boy unless they can agree on decor]. No wonder he's hosed up among other reasons.

The girls all share one room, and presumably the boys share one room too. So yes the chicks who are 20+ share with the little girls who are like 3. Weirdly enough, you always see the girls room on the show, but I don't ever remember seeing the boys room.

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TNG posted:

But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound.

Even with the gutting of our education system, the Duggars and their ilk are more so disadvantaged since anything involving not being a professional politician, a brood mare, a used car salesman, or physical laborer is not even on the menu. Jim Bob is going to die, and gormless emotional cripple Josh is going to take over and what then? I highly doubt that the Duggar boys are going to start or be involved in any career that would pay a decent wage. Trying to take over Arkansas, Tennessee, and Colorado are nice and everything, but the real world has technical and professional obstacles that their educations will not prepare them for in the slightest.

One of the older boys is a cop. true story.

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"The children love it, and it's good for you," explains Michelle on Nina Frye's Living the Dream Mom radio show. "The beans and the chilli have the protein...the iron and fiber. Everybody likes it, and it's so fast."

"When you're in a hurry and you don't have anything planned, or if you've got a large number of people coming over, it's very inexpensive. We open up a giant can of the chili beans, throw in some ground beef that's already been cooked and seasoned...It's ready in fifteen minutes."

Chili Frito Pie

12 (15 oz) cans Mexican style chili beans
2 bags Fritos™
4 c. shredded cheddar cheese
2 small containers sour cream
*Ground beef (optional)

Warm beans in large pot. Serve over Fritos™ with cheese and sour cream. Easy family favorite.

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bitcoin bastard posted:

what the christ, this is something i would make (in a much smaller amount) when stoned

chili, some cheese, brown up some mystery meat from the freezer, chips if i havent already eaten them, throw that poo poo in a bowl

gently caress i guess im a chef now

it's not even chili, it's just beans with extra salt and some cumin or something

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Darth123123 posted:

What does that even mean? "Well yeah, he's a pedo/rapist, but only I can call him that"?

e:
Lmao

I'm pretty sure she means that people get mad when she says he's not a pedo, and that she's the only one who can say whether he is or not because she's the one that got duggared.


wrap your head around that one

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Clochette posted:

I don't know much about the Duggars, are any of their kids disabled? I ask because Michelle looks like she's in her 40s at least and by that age the chance of birth defects is higher. Plus the more kids you have the more statistically likely it is that one of them will have something wrong.

the youngest chick was super preemie and still has issues with seizures and poo poo

there was also a miscarriage because duh

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lmao


what is wrong with these poor girls

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bob jim bob mij bob

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I'm pretty sure they still get headaches cause there's no way they're actually having orgasms

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Toadvine posted:

drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb.

Where do you think all those girls get their fairly attractive genes from? definitely not jim boob

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Amarcarts posted:

It's more heavy makeup and lighting in the photos than anything else. GIS the individual older daughters and you'll see what I mean

yes all women look terrible without heavy makeup and correct lighting

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

Stop right here.

I think a whole lot of what I'm seeing is people lining up to condemn the Duggars and also other Christians for being sanctimonious hypocrites. I think people are getting satisfaction from someone who claims to have found the truth having just as ugly problems as the rest of us.

Now I understand that many people have had the unfortunate experience of people claiming to use Christianity or Christian values as an exterior to justify at attitude of judging others.

I grew up in the south and unfortunately there's an ugly history of people wrapping up hate in a pretty package. With all of that in mind, I can see how people might think "oh well these people believe they are better than us so it's good to see them suffer in their problems". Here's the thing though, it should be clear to anyone with a passing understanding of Christianity to see that if someone is authentically trying to live a Christian life, they are absolutely not the target of your frustrations.

Christianity is about humility, it's about forgiveness, it's about acknowledging first and foremost that I am a sinner, I messed up, I'm unclean and accepting that and knowing that I have no place to cast judgement on others. It's about the togetherness we find in being alone, unworthy, hell even unlovable in the infinite judgement of God yet still loved and by redemption through Christ we find a way to aim for something better.


I think this whole debacle goes to show that no matter how picture perfect your family seems, everyone has sin, everyone messes up, every single one of us stepped in poo poo. Christians are not above that and there is no Christian justification for behaving as if one is holier than thou.



There seems to be so much of other people projecting intentions and stuff onto this family. I think they have all shown shame, humility,and repentance and I don't think anyone is trying to downplay the significance of this.

It's just not helpful in anyway to anyone (especially the poor girls) to make this into a media spectacle and tear the family to pieces as a way to take a jab at Christianity

tldr

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Ultimate Mango posted:

Good news is that Josh is totally not suicidal. Nope not at all.

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Josh's breeder popped out another kid. Another girl for him to molest! He must be overjoyed.

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Scyantific posted:

This *cannot* be real

it's not, she has all of 4 tweets, all related to that tweet over a 2-day period

I'm going to go ahead and assume it's some white frat bros making fun of black people or something

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I like how he words it: "I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife."

you know, I was just watching youporn 5 hours a day and that dirty dirty porn compelled me to become unfaithful. totes not my fault guys




It's like he sees watching some porn as grievous as cheating.

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oh good, CNN is using the original "addicted to porn" statement http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/20/us/jo...ison/index.html

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Let us not forget that one of Josh's username was

Ready4thisdc

it stands for Ready 4 This Dickin', Child?

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ohhh, I must hear more about this

She was a cheerleader, skimpy little outfit and everything. I think she said she had had other boyfriends before JIM BOOB too

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Clochette posted:

I found this article from last year

Hot Mama! ’19 Kids And Counting’ Star Michelle Duggar’s Wild Past Exposed In 10 Shocking Photos




The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual.

I got a Nike ad on that page



lol

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Geoj posted:

This isn't the first time I've heard of "having boys and men together naked is a good way to keep them from turning gay" from conservative fundies:





They seem to conflate gender and sexuality. so really you just need to remind a gay man that he's a man in order for his sexuality to normalize itself! huzzah!

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Say Nothing posted:

He should do a porno.

there's gotta be a sex tape out there already somewhere

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Robotnik Nudes posted:

Her life sucks but she's run with it and supported making other people's lives suck. I feel bad for her upbringing and what made her the lovely person she is today, but she exists as a lovely bad person and her tragic past explains why she's a lovely person but doesn't do much to excuse her imo

she's not the one that diddled kids and cheated on her spouse?????


I mean you can certainly argue that she's stupid or something maybe but I dunno man you stupid

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Rambling Robot posted:

Let me start by saying that I am a fire-breathing woman. I am bold, I am outspoken, I am passionate. I am educated with a college degree. I am empowered. I own my own business, travel the world speaking, and have my first book being published, with a second guaranteed.

millennials.txt

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How the gently caress were any of the Duggar boys allowed to attend cousin Amy's wedding when she's wearing a dress that shows all her boobies???

http://www.people.com/article/amy-duggar-is-married

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Immortan posted:

Imagine marrying someone you've never hosed.

Cousin Amy is normal and not a quiverfuck. She appeared on the show sometimes to launch her singing career or some poo poo on the duggar heels. p smart really

Also they've definitely hosed, their engagement photos had them making out heavy and grinding. So yay cousin Amy congrats on not being a duggar in name anymore

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why did they change the color of her shirt to make it dayglo

and did they make her boob bigger??????

seems like both things would make her seem whorish in the eyes of baby jesus

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Duggar and Jim Bob at Tanagra.

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egon_beeblebrox posted:

When the funds failed.

Duggar, her legs wide!






I'm going to hell

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wait

Wait

Is that Chenny in drag?



I like how the only thing really in focus in this photo is his glasses

gotta soft focus that old man like a glamour shot

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cumshitter posted:

lol what was that slop the mom bragged about making? it was like an industrial kitchen sized can of chile + a family bag of fritos

yeah they've probably done that

their big claim to fame recipe though is tator tot casserole, which is plain cooked ground beef (definitely from a giant chub lol) mixed with canned cream of whatever soup, topped with frozen tator tots and baked. MMMMMM delicioso!

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BuckarooBanzai posted:

You people obviously aren't from the midwest because that was like once a week fare when I was growing up.

I am from the Midwest, but some people here do know how to cook see

also, not from MN so no hotdish

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Hooded Reptile posted:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2485177/ji...r-lawson-bates/

there is no end to the madness.

why should there be?

The prevailing theory is that Jana is sticking around to protect the little kids from their evil parents, that she's choosing not to get married and knocked up


or she's a lesbian, which is my personal theory

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