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Killer_B
May 23, 2005

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Lord of Pie posted:

The Duggars are going to have to step it up if they want to reach the level of both fleecing rubes out of money and weird sex poo poo as Tony Alamo. At this rate they'll only be the second worst hosed up religious diddlers in Arkansas.

You missed one pretty crucial point from this article....

quote:

Carter said he is unsure whether he will ask Miller County Judge Kirk Johnson for damages to be assessed against Alamo.

The Goatse man managed to get on the bench?

Horrors!

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Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Geoj posted:

Nothing a marathon prayer session or two wouldn't fix. I honestly don't know if there's anything they could do that would permanently alienate a majority of their fanbase assuming they didn't claim it was a "temptation" and immediately repent and beg for forgiveness.

Its part of that whole christian tradition of "I can do whatever I want because god has already forgiven me :smug:"

It's not quite as blatant as it was in the 80's, I'll admit.

I mean, we haven't yet seen jim bob claim he saw a 900 foot Jesus or some poo poo like Oral Roberts claim he saw...Pretty much like the Sam Kinison bit said, "Yeah great, Oral. Take your loving medicine, okay? Quit seeing, like these 900 foot Jesus's all over the place."

Or, much like the wikipedia stub says,

wikipedia posted:

Roberts' fundraising was controversial. In January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home."

People seem to forget that he also evidently was nailing some snatch on the side as well, or that Jim Bakker was banging guys too, as well as his PTL secretary.

So long as there are rubes in this country, jim bob will survive.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Angela Christine posted:

It's also entirely possible that they find the idea of things like putting your mouth on genitalia to be revolting. Blowjobs were pretty freaky 50 years ago, not something a good girl would ever do. 100 years ago even most non-french prostitutes wouldn't do it. Without porn to tell you this is a normal thing everybody does, oral and anal can seem pretty out there.

It depends what their views on sodomy are, it always seemed that more catholics made a big deal about that when I was growing up; Remember, in many circles, sodomy isn't referring exclusively to anal penetration...It's got the context set to include oral penetration as well.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Rambling Robot posted:

WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO THE BIBLE???

What's wrong with sitting in a prayer circle, holding a bible, and smoking a few Rocks.

of Ages.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

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Buffer Overflow posted:

Then victims had to pay to have their blackmail information "deleted" even though it really wasn't and the victims got exposed anyways. The only way the CEO can top this is if he drove around the country and slapped each of his subscribers in the face personally with his dick.

Seriously.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?
jim bob

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Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?
bim job

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