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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Cmon TLC I just want a show where I can gawk at a family of yokels that don't have a history of molesting children. First Honey Boo Boo and now this :sad:

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Frostwerks posted:

i kinda want to see it on google earth now

http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/the-duggar-familys-house/view/google/

WHAT'S IN THE WAREHOUSE?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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I like how they had a Jana, Jessa, Jinger, Joy-Anna, and Johanna before settling for something as pedestrian as "Jennifer"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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WescottF1 posted:

So much for vertical stripes having a slimming effect.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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deadwing posted:

lmao he resigned from the family research council because he was researching his family

He was working on his PhD (penetrating homely Duggars)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Say Nothing posted:

20th Duggar child born.



Good thing that vajayjay's got some stretch.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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LingcodKilla posted:

I hope the show gets replaced with giant Mexican-American Catholic family. "20 hombres and Counting".

That show would be the best. It would be so hard to keep track of the characters because half the people in the house during filming would be friends, neighbors and cousins who don't even live there.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Guys, he worked for the FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL. He's an academic, and was probably conducting research

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Demon Of The Fall posted:

"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way."

My fiancÚ tonight lmao

That's a real sweet sentiment. You should thank her kindness by taking her on an ankle-length denim skirt shopping spree.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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quote:

During their free time, our kids can go to more than seventy-five prescreened websites for fun and educational information and activities. Some of their favorites are lifeatthepond.com and focusonthefamily.com.

I had to look. Life at the Pond is awesome, I mean look at this.

:mmmhmm:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo?

NotReady4thisdc

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So does the DJ have a case against Josh?


She kinda seems like his type TBH

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

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Good thing they cover both regular porn and XXX. A one-stop shop

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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DrManiac posted:

Duggar crusader kings 2 mod when

The portraits would be easy, at least. Paste the Jim Bob mouth and crazy eyes everywhere.


Jumpingmanjim posted:

Ah reminds me of the old joke about why baptists are opposed to premarital sex.

Don't leave me hanging buster.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Geoj posted:



This is exactly what I would expect someone with the name "Derick Dillard" to look like.

One time I was at Disneyworld in July and it was like 100 degrees with swamp humidity and there were muslim moms wearing the nun outfits in the crazy heat while their husbands and sons were wearing shorts and tanktops.

Betcha Duggette is wearing a long skirt in that photo while DerDill is chillin with sun out guns out.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Fitzy Fitz posted:

They kinda backtrack all of that in the next blog post.


I guess this is pretty scathing coming from someone who won't say bad words.

Darn him. Darn him to heck.

TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Nobody ever remembers Caleb, Michelle's first miscarriage and the reason they decided birth control = abortion.

Doesn't match the J naming scheme, thus doesn't count.

red19fire posted:

Pretty much. Newt Gingrich talks about family values & the sanctity of marriage when he divorced his first wife while she was recovering from chemo & he was having an affair with his secretary who then became his 2nd wife (of 3). Larry Craig, virulent anti gay campaigner was caught trying to blow dudes in an airport bathroom. Ted Haggard, fire and brimstone for the gays, later gets caught smoking meth and getting pounded by male prostitutes.

Whatever they are most vocally against, is probably what's just under the surface.

Let me go on the record right now and say that becoming super rich is sinful and immoral.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Baby diaper changing rodeo, sounds like a good time.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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ElwoodCuse posted:

The Duggars certainly have 55-gallon drums full of AKs buried around the compound, it's no surprise some of them go cosplay as soldiers at a fundy ranch

That would make for a pretty cool boss battle in a video game. Fireteams of Duggars popping up out of ambush points, protecting mecha-Jim Bob (immune to headshots due to Lego hair)

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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bobjr posted:

So would the final level be her womb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXm_4QltFPQ

Cept a vajayjay

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Krispy Kareem posted:

All of Jim Bob's kids have J names. All of Josh's kids have M names. So all of Jessa's babies will be named after vaguely fish-sounding S names. Spurgeon Elliot, Spounge Bob, Shrimp Coxtale, etc.

Jill's kids will have I names. Are there 13 I names? Israel, Issac, Indiana, Isabella, Isabelle, Izzy, Ice.

Indigo, Izhmash, Ingot

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Crusty Nutsack posted:

I wonder if Jinger knows that the freejinger forum is a thing

I doubt its on the list of 8 approved websites

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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In Touch magazine should have a weekly insert called Bad Touch that is just about Duggrars and subway Jared

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Thin Privilege posted:

I was grossed out before but now that you're not point that out :barf: what is wrong with these people?

Hey almost everyone gags a little when they finally get to the ball

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