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I hope one of their kids dies so I can be the first one to make the 18 kids and counting joke. Also not seeing why an rear end in a top hat who worked for Focus on the Family deserves any respect for his privacy when his job is to bash gays. cumshitter fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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No. 6 posted:I only cum in men's asses to avoid the problem of 19 children. call me
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Oct 2, 2015 18:02
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Max Hammer posted:Edit: As a way to get this ball rolling, they could throw some fattening midwest food in the middle of a busy highway and some sweet sweet TLC dollars and watch Jahm Berb send his crotch spawn one by one to try and retrieve said fatty food/dollars. lol what was that slop the mom bragged about making? it was like an industrial kitchen sized can of chile + a family bag of fritos
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Oct 2, 2015 18:04
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josh did you put your head in the shine-o-ball-o *jim bob sprays half a can of hairspray on his head while looking at josh's face*
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Oct 3, 2015 02:41
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joshwife's sign is truer now than it was when the picture was taken
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Oct 10, 2015 08:27
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put your baby on a blanket. don't give it any toys or show it any affection. if it cries its trying to manipulate you so dont respond to that. punish the baby if it goes off the blanket. you need to break your baby like you would a horse otherwise babies try to play you from day one
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Oct 11, 2015 01:25
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literally challenging your baby to a battle of wits for mental dominance. shut up baby you cant fool me with your crying.
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Oct 11, 2015 01:28
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:When are we going to reach the bottom of all of this. When is the duggar rabbit hole going to end not til they dugg to china and end up in a nike factory
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Oct 12, 2015 04:14
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red19fire posted:I wonder if Jim Bob lets them vote, or demonstrate any semblance of agency at all. of course they vote its just not a choice
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Oct 15, 2015 20:27
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dudes like haggard and the FRC chair who got busted with the rent boy are professional homosexuals. nobody knows better than them how difficult it is to resist man rear end and dude dick and they built a career on their personal experience. they are gay for pay.
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Oct 20, 2015 22:37
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Jim Bob and his daughter sat at their favorite table at the Olive Garden. On the television Fox News was broadcasting the right wing's victory in the African front of the War on Christmas. "Honey, even if this wasn't somehow your fault you have to forgive Josh. For the family. For Jesus. For future television deals." "I guess you're right, dad." She gazed up at the enormous face. Fourteen years it had taken her to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the starched hair helmet. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two soda-scented tears trickled down the sides of her nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. She had won the victory over herself. She loved Josh Duggar.
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Oct 22, 2015 21:48
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A Naked Doc Bob hands Marty McFly a camcorder Doc Bob: Here we go, Marty. If my calculations are correct, when this womb hits 88 children per hour, you're gonna see some serious poo poo.
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Oct 23, 2015 02:05
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That purposely grotesque comic is actually less depressing than the reality of Duggar life because the child in it is able to express her feelings and goes to a public school where someone who is a mandatory reporter might be forced to call CPS on the family. A fictional character in a defunct comic book has a better chance of receiving adequate intervention and therapy than a Duggar child.
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Oct 23, 2015 05:05
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I can't believe a guy who created a system to educate children where girls are blamed for their sexual abuse sexually abused women. As a proud Christian father living off the grid I don't know how to deal with this. Does anybody know of a good prepackaged fundamentalist homeschooling product that isn't rape-oriented?
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Oct 24, 2015 05:14
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It's the oldest one, whoever that is. Speculation is that it's because she wants to be there for her younger sisters, insert your own reason for that Jim Bob.
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Oct 25, 2015 04:59
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Ultimate Mango posted:Who else is Jim Bob going to gently caress? I mean seriously. Michelle can't possibly be getting Jim Bob there. But gently caress the oldest girl and ejaculate in the general direction of Michelle and she becomes pregnant. As a cumshitter I don't know much about female anatomy. But from what I understand the uterus gets stronger with the birth of each child. So at this point I'm pretty sure Mamma Duggar could crush two hydrogen atoms in her cooch and birth a star if she wanted to.
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Oct 25, 2015 14:09
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like how dumb do you have to be when your child is so light in the loafers that hes floating into the sky like a balloon and you still cant figure out theyre gay. like its not being sheltered a tthat point its just willful ignorance. not even willful ignornace its just lovely parenting because even with 19 kids you should have some idea about who they are as individuals
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Oct 26, 2015 04:21
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All I can picture is a bunch of kids dressed like extras from Leave it to Beaver running through really crappy imitations of army obstacle courses while clutching bibles to their chests. Although it appears more like some kind of Christian vocational school. The only program taught by anyone with any real world experience are construction and emergency medicine. The rest appear to be taught by people who became "Sergeant Majors" after taking the program. For some reason instead of saying which year they graduated they refer to everything as " during Unit 36" or " during Unit 31." Some of them appear to have accreditation or comply with whatever their state's certification programs require. Except for law enforcement, which "provides a strong emphasis on officer street survival" and offers the "opportunity to ride along with local law enforcement agencies." I'm guessing they pay actual cops who have two year Criminal Justice degrees to show up for it because it's the only one that doesn't brag about how one of their own graduates teaches the program. Also it's not listed on the website but the EMT training apparently has an option for "SWAT Medic" training for when you're serving God and Country by preventing looters from ravaging disaster areas. Maybe they teach you to pop a flashbang if you're having trouble focusing on a woman's countenance?
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Oct 28, 2015 16:32
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Fundamentalist Troop is a bit long just call us F Troop. *accidentally strangles an injured woman to death doing chest compressions on her countenance*
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Oct 28, 2015 22:02
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A Duggar fight would be more like defense of the ancients or whatever. Just an unlimited line of Duggar children marching toward you as they're spawned.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:13
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"Oh cool nice Lego Man costume. Where'd you get the plastic hair?" "No no, I'm Jim Bob Duggar."
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Oct 30, 2015 16:30
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"Nice gay Joker costume." "No no I'm one of the Duggar boys."
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Oct 30, 2015 18:04
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Thanks, Slate. I didn't think my costume would be unrecognizable enough going as a chubby dude with male pattern baldness. I guess I'll just go as Josh Duggar's Ashley Madison profile instead.
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Oct 31, 2015 06:52
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What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?
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Oct 31, 2015 07:05
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huckadog has never seen a table scrap in its life
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Nov 4, 2015 04:24
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"Look mommy, the circus is in town!" -A child passing the Huckabee family photo cumshitter fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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Nov 4, 2015 04:44
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wow he's like 23 or something in this he totally committed himself to that haircut
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Nov 6, 2015 15:45
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"Jim Bob why are you wearing a blanket over your head?" "Oh you know... hair stuff." *Jim Bob smacks himself on the head while yelling at his hair to stop crying*
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Nov 6, 2015 15:50
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lifestyle is pretty poo poo if you still have to go out and buy a copy if youre on the cover
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Nov 6, 2015 19:59
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It's well on its way to being the Lego hair. There it just looks like he went to the nearest barber and said 'I don't care if you're blind, make it look like I have the shittest toupee in existence.' this is the younger wilder jim bob back when he let his hair grow long. long enough to cover the tip of his ear.
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Nov 6, 2015 20:01
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XMNN posted:also how did they get the call 911 calls are public record. don't know the process but you can just ask for them. i routinely make fake calls about how i hurt my giant dick just to get the info out there. Michelle is creepy calm and sounds like she's on painkillers or something but childbirth is just another day for her.
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Nov 7, 2015 14:33
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have your priest bless the toilet tank and it's a one stop birth and baptismal station
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Nov 7, 2015 14:59
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Wouldnt the water loss its holiness after the first flush? Just drop a cross in the tank should take care of that though right? the tank doesn't completely empty so it would get diluted with each flush. but then you have holistic holy water which is even better
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Nov 8, 2015 03:28
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My grandma was a pretty devout Irish Catholic and when she was on her way with her seventh child she asked her priest if she could have an abortion and he was all like yeah go for it. I think it's funny that fringe denonimations like the Quiverfulls think Catholics are brainwashed zombies getting messages beamed to them from the antenna under the Pope's giant hat. I'm not even religious but I've cited my Catholic background to get out of conversations with proselytizers because they think I'm in an even crazier cult.
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Nov 10, 2015 06:43
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya Duggar.
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Nov 12, 2015 18:21
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I like how their dad makes them get Nameless VP from American Psycho haircuts.
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Nov 14, 2015 19:17
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Pope Corky the IX posted:If you give the wrong clothes to the wrong kid, you're forced to wear the outfit to school the next day, regardless of how it fits. How else are they going to learn? kids grow and get bigger dude. the point of an alliterative naming system is to make hand me downs less shameful its actually kind of a caring and smart thing to do even if youre making the monstrously lovely parenting decision to have more children than you can provide for.
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Nov 15, 2015 23:02
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Oh man I can just picture Jim Bob being shaken down by a porn star. *Frowning Jim Bob whispers into Michelle's ear* Danica: "What did he say? Talk to me directly you weirdo." Michelle: "He said he finds your terms agreeable, you harlot who knows not your place amongst men. Now this isn't Jim this is me but where is your chaperone? Also sorry about Jim, this is just how he treats the harlot waitresses at Olive Garden."
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Nov 20, 2015 05:22
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*Oxford math professor walks up to the classroom blackboard with JIM BOB written on it* Who did this!? Who!? 20 years of my life! Who solved this equation!?
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If anyone wants to do an episode summary I'd sure appreciate it. Also related to hosed up religious families on TLC: this review of a TLC special called My Husband's Not Gay.
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