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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Fiend posted:

All
Day
I
Diddle
Are
Sister

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Jan 24, 2006

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

jim bob ooks like that triangle mouthed dollfucker

gently caress

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Jan 24, 2006

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Say Nothing posted:

Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls.



legit uncanny


Jonny 290 posted:

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON loving! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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DOOP posted:

I miss this man

Come back 2016

unironically this

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Jim bob.

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Jan 24, 2006

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Tabernacle Jim has a wrong face

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Jan 24, 2006

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PT6A posted:

EDIT: Really want to hear Blackadder/Rowan Atkinson say Jim Bob.

I can hear this perfectly in my head and it rules thank you

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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shiksa posted:

gender roles are weird

but also good and normal, and if we followed them maybe we wouldn't be as sin cursed as we are

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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afterhours posted:



What the hell is going on here?

Duggar Trek: The Next Generation

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Say Nothing posted:

A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape.



lmao




lmao

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Jobby Bobby

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Jan 24, 2006

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Do it ironically posted:

gently caress her right in the clown car

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Enderzero posted:

its true. 2 eyes and a mouth, with a nose. holy poo poo.

more of an eyebrow man myself

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Top City Homo posted:

If you are talking about their oldest Jessica biel looking one then it's not even a question

Pretty sure only reason josh didn't touch her cause Jim Bob wanted her for himself

ughhhh reading this is so creepy, and I'm not even calling you creepy, it's creepy that it's entirely believable

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Jan 24, 2006

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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

No. Michelle Duggar campaigned against convenience stores being able to sell beer and wine near her house a few years ago.

"If I am not allowed even the slightest escape from my personal hell, no one else should be either"?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Ol' Dirty Bobstard

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Jan 24, 2006

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Wait poverty in the quiverfull groups?

So much for god providing lmao

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Jan 24, 2006

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Crusty Nutsack posted:

"The children love it, and it's good for you," explains Michelle on Nina Frye's Living the Dream Mom radio show. "The beans and the chilli have the protein...the iron and fiber. Everybody likes it, and it's so fast."

"When you're in a hurry and you don't have anything planned, or if you've got a large number of people coming over, it's very inexpensive. We open up a giant can of the chili beans, throw in some ground beef that's already been cooked and seasoned...It's ready in fifteen minutes."

Chili Frito Pie

12 (15 oz) cans Mexican style chili beans
2 bags Fritos™
4 c. shredded cheddar cheese
2 small containers sour cream
*Ground beef (optional)

Warm beans in large pot. Serve over Fritos™ with cheese and sour cream. Easy family favorite.

Screw this, Hank Hill taught me the only acceptable frito pie features Wolf(c) brand chili

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Alan Smithee posted:

to be fair you can probably become a hick scientist in a hick town

it's called a "meth cook" but "hick scientist" is certainly a classier way to put it

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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jesus christ

I was going to say "they're going to go beat it at the library like a hobo" but I imagine the kids never get out from surveillance at all do they

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Jan 24, 2006

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Alan Smithee posted:

Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in

right, right

maybe a cache of old sears catalogs, all the boys have a mysterious fetish for 80s lingerie

also I wonder how tech smart some of the mid/younger ones are, like it usually isn't too hard to outsmart parental lock systems, but I imagine they're probably kept tech-stupid on purpose because satan

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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better than being duggarsexual

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Jan 24, 2006

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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Apple's CEO is openly gay

worldly as gently caress

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Jan 24, 2006

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Duggar I hardly knew her

Because she was 4 lol

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Jan 24, 2006

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Lord of Pie posted:

Finally a Duggar that pulls out

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Jan 24, 2006

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and across this gay earth a million loving Facebook Moms nodded to themselves and made that "mhmm, mhmm" sound and shook their heads in some kind of mournful way

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Jan 24, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

there are 20 million others just like them down there, sittin pretty and waitin for they man

That's a fair estimate of how many Duggar children we haven't seen, trapped in the basement of the compound, the less pretty ones, incest having ravaged their genes

in the corner, a three eyed, horned young man of 14 draws what he assumes a car to look like in the dirt on the floor

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

we have heard legends of the magical cart that would transport our grandmothers and grandfathers outside the walls of the Vault. Then the Dark Times started. Someday Ec'no'line will return

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Jan 24, 2006

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Fallout 4 DLC: You discover a vault hidden in the ruins of Arkansas which is drastically overpopulated by a population ravaged by incest, leaving them even more mutated than the surface dwellers

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Jan 24, 2006

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one of the upper management at my work is a quiverfull type [not sure if officially quiverfull or what] but he has like 7 kids I think? in all the pictures of his wife he has, she has this vietnam vet thousand yard stare and looks totally broken and dead inside and she's only like mid 30s lol

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Jonny 290 posted:

mike huckabee just pulled the duggars' endorsement of him off his campaign site

http://wonkette.com/587464/mike-huc...ampaign-website

right frame

just lol, just lol all day long

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Jan 24, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

The only university with a degree program comprised entirely of minors

jesus lol

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Jan 24, 2006

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MrMoo posted:

So is any senator going to stand up and propose a Duggar's law to add child molestation to the list of "crimes considered heinous by society", and hopefully send an army of social workers to ensure the local societies actually understand that it is heinous?

watch them complain that this violates their right to practice their religion and that they should be allowed to solve their own problems lol

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Jan 24, 2006

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"The state believes it can walk in here and tell my family what to do, how to fix our problems, well when we have problems we go to a higher p-JEDDEDIAH GET OFF OF YOUR SISTER! NIKE! NIKE!"

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Jan 24, 2006

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Monkey Fracas posted:

what if... women were more than just brood pods...

*stares thoughtfully at the sunset*

/me slaps you around a bit with a large bible

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Jan 24, 2006

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Darth123123 posted:

its all relative, actually

lmao

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Jan 24, 2006

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Titus Sardonicus posted:

~seriouspostin' in GBS~

here's a seriouspost: I yearn for the firebombing of Duggersden

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Jan 24, 2006

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Hazo posted:

wanna see someone ask the girls how much responsibility they feel for causing Josh to molest them

if they're like any other hardcore "christian" family I know, the response will be something like something something god did it tests trials lol

I knew an unfortunate number of people like this growing up


e. not people who got molested thankfully just people that deflected everything to them being tested by god

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Code Jockey
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Broenheim posted:

post that picture of the "if abused not at fault" but with the focus on "would you rather have your spirit grow or not be abused?"

hnfghh I'd rather pretend it didn't exist

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