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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee



Why would he post this? What's the upside of 'supporting' a dysfunctional family? I mean he wrote ALOT of words, and could've said "Sorry to hear about the Duggar situation. Deeply sadned." or some poo poo.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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There goes that gravy train. How rich is Dad anyways?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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So this guys is cool with incest, yep. Also a lot of name change requests ITT, make mine "forcible fondling".

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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I love the 'oh yeah, you do it too so it's NBD'.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Say Nothing posted:

'I don't condone what he did'



'But...'

It's the new "I'm not racist, but"!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Top City Homo posted:

pretty sure they mean pissing hole

Difference?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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I wonder what crosses the line. Finger bang incest of a toddler, uh ok.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Top City Homo posted:

im just gonna switch from calling crazy christian fascists, doctrinaire right wing corporate pimps and radical libertarians neofeudalists from now on

they all want to enslave us and its the most accurate way to describe them

Liberals like a lot of adjectives?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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I'd love to have some mainstream media article use this.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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dog buttz posted:

As much as I hate Jim Bob, at least he's fully committed to that position as opposed to pro-lifers who are against baby murder except when they have to actually follow through with their positions.

He doesn't see to be committed to having his son executed at all? If anything he's thwarting our attempts

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Jonny 290 posted:

God never gives you anything you can't handle.

That's what josh told his little sister.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Huffington Post is now covering Jim Bob on front page

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7444264

Now CNN please!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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gently caress yes. Now, someone needs to ask him about that position. (Not Josh's). Maybe an Oprah or baba wawa interview?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

They're so loving Fundamentalist they've stumbled straight into hardcore Gnosticism.

What is that, like no bras

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Does Arkansas even have a cps?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Casimir Radon posted:

Josh sued Arkansas DHS in 2007. Probably to make them stop monitoring him.

'probably'

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Three Olives posted:

This is what the Duggers wear swimming:



No really.

So I've never watched the show (thankfully), but did they go to public pools/beaches like that? And how did they avert their eyes to a standard bikini.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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SERPUS posted:

Is that you Josh?

She does look REAL young for having a baby, but idk 18-20?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The Day Michelle and Jim Duggar became leftist revolutionaries, a misc. tv shows fanfic | FanFiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/106484...revolutionaries

Thx, but all fanfic is poo poo like this

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Vacation Tenzin posted:

Cults like this make it very clear the woman isn't supposed to enjoy sex, so my guess is that Michelle just lays there silently as Jim Bob furiously pushes rope for a few seconds until he blows his load into her babycannon and then they put their modest clothing back on and pray for Jesus to give them another JimBobFace baby.

What her first orgasm gonna look like? I need descriptive words

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Monkey Fracas posted:

Ṉ̶̡̲̦̲̼̪̰̞͉͕̝̯̬̘͓̞͕̣͋͂ͩ̃̏̂̾̑̒͂ͧ̚̕͟͞ͅȋ̸̡̢̨̟̖̜͈͉̳̭̤̙͖͋͐̾̎ͨ̑͒̿͗̊̅͆̌̑̒̍̚͞b̏ͨͭ͌ͧͮ́҉̛̘̠̰̰̞͉̼̦̻̹͉͔͇͉̻̻͓̤̟ ̷ͮͪ̏̓̃͂ͥͭ̋̎̚͏͔̩͕̜͢G̡̗̰̺̳͙̬̱̟̺̖̙̥̲̱̤ͧ͂̄ͧͧ̔̕o̢̨̓̒̈́̾̍͟҉̳̠̥̫̤͕͓͈̥̀ĝ̢͍̲̘͈͇̠̟̥̖̭͙͉̈́̋̀́̚͢͠͞ͅ

Quote for coolness

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Selena is bi polar FYI

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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It's not weird to sleep on the floor in your sister/brothers room when one is 10 or 12 for fucks sake. Tingling is diff.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Say Nothing posted:

The sheer asymmetry of that face is disturbing.

And yes, it is a sign of inbreeding.

Why

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Nicole Wall He touched them inappropriately not rape! Know your facts before you speak !
9 · 3 hrs

E: fb post there

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Haier posted:

STONE THROWERS


DONT CANCEL MY FAVORITE TV SHOW, WHO CARES HWHAT JOSH DID 12 YEARS AGO


Really you could mine that posts comments for weeks. I'd like to see how grandma and momma Christian would deal with their kid being 'not raped' just fingered repeatedly.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Say Nothing posted:

The longer you stare at these faces, the more hosed up they become. It's like a bad acid trip.



There

Poor kids gently caress

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Condoms off to you!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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So she didn't ask about Jim bobs position on death penalty for molesters? Wtf

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Jumpingmanjim posted:

The fact that the two girls are going to do to an interview to defend their brother is just disgusting.

preview of raped sister interview posted:

"I do want to speak up in his defense against people who are calling him a child molester or a pedophile or a rapist, some people are saying,” she told Kelly. “I’m like, ‘That is so overboard and a lie really.’ I mean people get mad at me for saying that, but I can say this because I was one of the victims.”

What does that even mean? "Well yeah, he's a pedo/rapist, but only I can call him that"?

e:
Lmao

quote:

Jim Bob recalled, “He said he was just curious about girls, and he had gone in and basically just touched them over their clothes while they were sleeping."

Michelle said the fact that Josh confessed to them comforted her.

“I think we had one ray of hope in that Josh had a tender conscience and he was the one that came and shared on his own, even though the others really didn’t know anything of his wrongdoing,” she said.

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jun 4, 2015

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The thing that I do not get is that Josh sat his future wife down when they met and told her and her family what happened and neither her parents or her said "you know what maybe marrying a child molester is a bad idea"

If you were her parents and your future son in law said that...wouldn't you step in or did they truly believe that Josh was "the one"

well 'the one' was a gravy train ticket in their eyes

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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SocketWrench posted:

Oh good, so I can molest people and as long as I confess to them it's all good. Thanks for that. Woulda loved to see the spiraling poo poo storm had someone presented them with JB's own words about killing molesters

but do you have a tender conscience

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Crusty Nutsack posted:

the youngest chick was super preemie and still has issues with seizures and poo poo

there was also a miscarriage because duh

...heaven is getting too loving crowded...whatever that quote was

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Jesus Christ

Some of transcript is out

http://www.people.com/article/jill-...kelly-interview


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."


"but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

its all relative, actually

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Wedemeyer posted:

I honestly wonder if Josh told his parents first just to get the jump and make it look like he was repentant. Then when that worked he went back to raping/molesting his sisters, confesses again, and the cycle continues until he finally gets married. Him snitching on himself first meant it looks like his sisters were total 'whores' and asking for it and such. Poor girls. Can't catch a break.

You've thought of this a lot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Sex

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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O

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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SteveVizsla posted:

A friend of mine received an offer for a show from Discovery and while they could have really used the money and the exposure for what they do, they said no way in hell.

What was his mental illness?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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boom boom boom posted:

Just a reminder, all the girls sleep in one big room. Every girl in that house saw their older brother rape their sisters.

nah they were asleep

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Abortion count. I want to see it.

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