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Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Darkman Fanpage posted:

if there isnt a mixed drink called a jim bob there should be

Water plus roofie

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Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Josh Duggar loves the little children
All the children in the house
As long as they are white they are perfect for the night
Josh Duggar loves the litle children.

Josh Duggar cares for all the sisters
All the sisters in the bed
As long as they keep quiet
He'll be happy for the night
Josh Duggar cares for all his sisters

Josh Duggar came to touch the children
All the children in his sight
Even if they're related its all right
They're all good to go in his sight
Josh Duggar came to touch the children

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

If I die I'm gonna die historic at the Duggar compound.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Snap into a Slim Jim Bob

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Alan Smithee posted:

Duggar Dogs piled high god bless

I'll take "What is Josh Duggars code phrase for an all nighter in his sisters room" Alex.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Moonswamp posted:

I did and found this



Would

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Lord of Pie posted:

They do, they ran to tattle on the one kid that had the decency to jerk it instead of going for his sisters

Better to diddle sister and know hes straight than him to jerk it think hes gay.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Lowtechs posted:

Junior Boner Duggar.

Is that the next heir to the Duggar kingdom or someone that Duggars the boys? If its the latter its not allowed in their house.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jahm Bahb

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Buh posted:

dugg mouth DON'T molest the sister

ftfy

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Could you guys imagine the Duggar boys going to work out? Hearing someone yell Nike all the drat time having people checking to see who made their workout clothes. So many women working out in sports bras and yoga pants or spandex shorts. Eyes would just melt out of there skulls.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

They'd probably have an "accident" within two minutes of watching a girl's yoga routine.

Or maybe a guy's?

Its not an accident. Its god jerking them off to remove sinful thoughts.

Job Bim

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times



Wtf is going across her face? Is it a filter of some kind or my phone display weird? Looks like their somehow being seperated by glass to me.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


What exactly makes courdory a sin? Its a fairly comfortable material and makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

The Bible posted:

Leviticus 19:19
'You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.'

It comes from the very same book that decries homosexuality (according to some very shaky translation), but it is hard to follow so they just ignore it.

What would life be like if they followed all the rules? I mean drat most people dont even follow rules at a pool amd those are reasonable the ones in the bible are stupid as gently caress

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


The dugs approve both foul language and Facebook

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

PassTheRemote posted:

Could have done more to make it look less like an obvious photoshop.

I like how his arm disappears above her shoulder but his hand magically appears where its supposed to.

Kinda like rayman.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Now guys remember the saying "He who is without Bob shall Jim the first stone"

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


Jesus

jim bob

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jimmy's Bob Shack

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

WescottF1 posted:

A co-worker of mine work swears she saw him a few weeks ago in line at a donut shop that isn't too far from the "rehab facility" he's said to be holed up in. She couldn't think of a way to discreetly get a pic of him though.

drat that. His family decided to put most of their poo poo on national television. Snap away.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Because they got on t.v. an god and stuff.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Hooded Reptile posted:

911 calls....


http://www.4029tv.com/news/jim-bob-...1-call/35744378

hole is probably so deep, they hit the iron core of the earth already.

edit:


AHAHAAHaahaaahahaha just photo shop some blood in any of these photos and they turn crime scene easily

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids...-home-pictures/

happy Halloween.

I enjoy a clean house as much as the next guy but god drat the pictures of some of the rooms just look TOO clean. If it weren't for the pictures on the wall and poo poo it looks like a real estate tabloid.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

If yoi could liberate the remaining duggar children what movies would you show them? I would play all Verhooven movies and then some science stuff.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


Takes that to a new level of depressing cause they do pretend he didnt duggat them.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Search Our Six Wrong Heart Conditions
Do I Have a Murmuring Heart?
Do I Have a Fearful Heart?
Do I Have an Adulterous Heart?
Do I Have a Deceitful Heart?
Do I Have an Uncircumcised Heart?
Do I Have a Prideful Heart?

Is that better or worst than a circumcised heart

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Never trust a man with two first names

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Kill them instantly

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

She used to be fairly attractive. A lifetime of soul crushing servitude and baby making really kills a person.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Wouldnt the water loss its holiness after the first flush? Just drop a cross in the tank should take care of that though right?

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

At the same time, if holy water can be spread, one blessed flush is all anyone would need.

Everyone get a cross and put it in the tank now. It is our christian duty to spread holy shits across the world.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Can we use poo poo piss and cum (why not jerk it into the bowl for easy clean) to rid the world of heathens?

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I wanna sex up all the preggo Duggars

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jumpingmanjim posted:



From the republican primary thread.

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Jim Bob helps pack the Candy for Jill to take to the poors in El Savador.

Looks like Jill got some pretty good lookin baps goin on under that hoodie

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

What is SEA PATROLs stance on sea related names?

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Alan Smithee posted:

Duggar dog house

Never pull out

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

What if someone only develops like A cup boobs? Is that a curse from Satan or something?

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


Sir Jim of Bob

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Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

FlamingLiberal posted:

I mean there is a vacancy for someone to be James Bond, and who else could fill that role as well as he could?

Pretty sure there's a rule against using your siblings as bond girls.

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