- Astoundingly Ugly Baby
- Mar 22, 2006
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"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
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I don't know much about these Duggar folks, but I do know that I tend to judge people based on how they look. And Jim Bob looks like a real rear end in a top hat. Like, his facial features automatically tell me he's a shithead that thrives on having power over others.
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- Astoundingly Ugly Baby
- Mar 22, 2006
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"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
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I'd like to whisk one of the legal Duggar girls away to an easy secular life of pizza rolls and video games.
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May 28, 2015 01:45
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- Astoundingly Ugly Baby
- Mar 22, 2006
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"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
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The Duggar went down to Georgia, and He was lookin' for a girl to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young girl juss' lookin' for a man to serve.
And the Duggar jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Girl, I'm your perv."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Quiverfuller, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you've got some nice permed hair, girl, but give the Duggar his due.
I'll put my pole within your hole 'cause I think I'm the master of you."
The girl said, "My name's Michelle, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the most pregnant there's ever been."
Michelle, rosin up your cunny and birth some little tards.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Duggar likes it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny trailer made of gold,
But if you lose the Duggar gets your soul.
The Duggar opened up his fly and he said, "Lemme grab my log."
And fire flew from his dick as he rosined up his hog.
And he pushed the hog right in that snizz and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of Mormons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Duggar finished, Michelle said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Duggar bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden trailer on the ground at Michelle's feet.
Michelle said, "Duggar, don't you even fret",
I done told you once, Man of My Dreams, I'm gonna marry you yet!"
And she played:
Quiverfull of chillins'." Run, boys, run!
The Duggars in the house of the Pillsbury Buns;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Huckabee, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
Yesss
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- Astoundingly Ugly Baby
- Mar 22, 2006
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"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
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"Now there's no use you resisting, it's the cradle thief insisting. You better let me have my way." - Duggar & Oates
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- Astoundingly Ugly Baby
- Mar 22, 2006
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"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
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When goons write song parodies is the loving worst
Duggar, that is what you are
Honey you're my [TLC] star
You know you can make my wish come true
If you let me molest you
If you let me molest you
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