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weird: by zen death robot

they have new versions of appliances like single slice toasters etc that come as fridge magnets to save counter space

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weird: by zen death robot

freezers and fridges both have temperature controls the only difference is marketing

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# ? May 22, 2015 07:25

joke_explainer

my favorite toaster has a mechanical lift that raises completed toast out of the machine instead of popping it out on a spring. the toast rises out of the scorching heat like a sith lord, calmly with a deep tone instead of the annoying PING! and pop of less classy toasters

# ? May 22, 2015 07:29

cuntman.net

Yonkers posted:

freezers and fridges both have temperature controls the only difference is marketing

same with microwaves and ovens. theyre all the same thing in the end

# ? May 22, 2015 08:47

cuntman.net

joke_explainer posted:

my favorite toaster has a mechanical lift that raises completed toast out of the machine instead of popping it out on a spring. the toast rises out of the scorching heat like a sith lord, calmly with a deep tone instead of the annoying PING! and pop of less classy toasters

i have a microwave that plays a speech when its on instead of the usual microwave sound. ive been microwaving a lot of food because i want to hear the entire speech and its making me very unhealthy

# ? May 22, 2015 08:52

treasure bear

i don't trust the new appliance

# ? May 22, 2015 12:03

alnilam

Oh me? I cook all my food over a fire.

That's right, gas stove.

# ? May 22, 2015 13:29

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

there's this one weird one that shakes your clothes around in water and soap to get them clean :rolleyes:

yes let's shake our clothes :downs:

# ? May 22, 2015 14:02

nonazis: The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

TWIST FIST posted:

same with microwaves and ovens. theyre all the same thing in the end

and don't even get me started on toaster ovens, I mean come on guys.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:17

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a dishwasher is just an under the counter sink,

# ? May 22, 2015 15:23

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

the appliance that washes my sins white as snow is my favorite

# ? May 22, 2015 16:01

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

joke_explainer posted:

my favorite toaster has a mechanical lift that raises completed toast out of the machine instead of popping it out on a spring. the toast rises out of the scorching heat like a sith lord, calmly with a deep tone instead of the annoying PING! and pop of less classy toasters

My toaster makes a quiet, dignified, gentlemanly cough when it's done and has enough faith in me that I can remove the toast myself

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# ? May 22, 2015 17:06