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Does anyone do this? if so, what font do you use?
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May 23, 2015 06:09
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println("gas thread kill op");
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May 23, 2015 06:15
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i dont op. but id use chicago
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May 23, 2015 06:18
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BONGHITZ posted:Does anyone do this? for a consulting gig I did once on some medical software, I had to print code changes and staple a code review form atop the stack and sign it before handing it over to someone for review. they then had to mark it up with a pen and sign it and give it back. and so on. eventually it would wind up in a giant set or filing cabinets. we generally used BBEdit's default, I think it was Courier 10 at the time.
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May 23, 2015 06:41
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might i suggest a nice helvetica for ur pleasure code reading, op
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May 23, 2015 07:27
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my java professor made us print our code and the terminal output for our projects and that's what he graded. it was pretty lol.
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May 23, 2015 07:44
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wtf
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May 23, 2015 07:47
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Julie And Candy posted:my java professor made us print our code and the terminal output for our projects and that's what he graded. it was pretty lol. same. we had to provide pseudocode and a printout of the code. quickly noticed though that the TAs didn't actually bother reading any of it so we'd write random nonsensical poo poo and still get full grades. i have no idea why they bothered with the practice
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May 23, 2015 07:52
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make sure you use hungarian notation so you remember the types on the printed paper, op
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May 23, 2015 09:43
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also remember to enforce 80 column length for when you print out your code
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May 23, 2015 09:44
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INCONSOLATA
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May 23, 2015 09:53
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consolas
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May 23, 2015 14:06
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if you don't use joker or comic sans you're not doing it right.
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May 23, 2015 14:25
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the last time i saw printed out code was in the early 90's i think. the company that i worked for had hired someone to write them a video codec, and this guy was really full of himself, with an impressive academic record. he spent months sat on his own, tinkering away, and eventually the management got a bit suspicious because there was nothing to see after all this time. my boss asked me to review his code, and asked him to deliver it to me. he printed it out. it was like a phone book. as far as i could see it was all one function, tens of thousands of lines long, with loops and conditionals nested deeper than the layers of your typical onion. i told my boss there was no way i could review this pile of poo poo. the guy quit soon after, leaving one of those fancy hard bound log books behind, with only one entry: "I can no longer tolerate the constant message that i get from my computer, and cannot proceed: > Non-System disk or disk error > Abort, Retry, Fail? END LOG." there was nothing wrong with his computer - but his "work" was all gone.
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May 23, 2015 14:26
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comedyblissoption posted:also remember to enforce 80 column length for when you print out your code word wrapped code looks weird as gently caress, I agree if you print from Xcode you can add a cool "CLASSIFIED" title page so that people know your code is top secret Dr. Honked posted:the last time i saw printed out code was in the early 90's i think. the company that i worked for had hired someone to write them a video codec, and this guy was really full of himself, with an impressive academic record. he spent months sat on his own, tinkering away, and eventually the management got a bit suspicious because there was nothing to see after all this time. these kinds of stories always surprise/baffle me because my school's CS program is hard as poo poo and even the worst of our students are, while still terrible, at least above this level. What schools do these people come from?
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May 23, 2015 14:51
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Ericadia posted:these kinds of stories always surprise/baffle me because my school's CS program is hard as poo poo and even the worst of our students are, while still terrible, at least above this level. What schools do these people come from? he was some sort of con artist. the guy who i worked for seemed to attract them like flies. he claimed to have THREE degrees but i can't remember what they were or where they were from. he also appeared to have "society" connections, he presented himself as an upper class person (this was in england), but that was also undoubtedly a lie.
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May 23, 2015 15:14
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Whatever MSVC does. I've print out retarded example apps that cover 40+ files so that I can reduce to a manageable 2-3 of actual logic. Abstractions are just a highly disturbing sign of chronic Comp Sci masturbation.
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May 23, 2015 17:38
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I like Ubuntu Mono
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May 23, 2015 18:32
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pram posted:i dont op. but id use chicago chicago is a pretty loving cool font
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May 23, 2015 18:32
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May 23, 2015 18:34
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 just use a2ps
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May 23, 2015 18:35
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i prefer textwrangler, op
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May 23, 2015 18:40
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Valeyard posted:
rear end to piss
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May 23, 2015 18:41
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great story Honked and Ericadia, I had no idea that you could print out a classified page in Xcode. that's cool speaking of which, i only ever printed out a page a couple times from Xcode because we're not allowed to take our work home, but no one said anything about printing. hehe these were cases that i spent a day utterly confused why something was buggy and i spent the day trying to fix it, and just needed someplace quiet to look at it, and my work is not
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May 23, 2015 18:58
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Valeyard posted:
trigger warning this for f77
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May 23, 2015 21:10
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wingdings (not really though, just some thoroughly UNserious hardware/software crap by me  )
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May 23, 2015 21:14
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:we're not allowed to take our work home what? lol let me guess, they're afraid of you stealing it
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May 24, 2015 22:45
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eschaton posted:what? lol it's just policy. all the work's resources has trademarks, and they don't want anything leaking out
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May 25, 2015 00:54
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i hate printers
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May 25, 2015 00:56
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rmemeber that scene from office space haha thats me
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May 25, 2015 00:56
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if i had to pick a font ide choose Liberation Sans
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May 25, 2015 00:56
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how come printers have not really become anymore reliable? is this going to happen to 3d printers as well?
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May 25, 2015 01:31
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paper is p. unpredictable with how it shrinks when wet or heated
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May 25, 2015 01:43
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:how come printers have not really become anymore reliable? is this going to happen to 3d printers as well? race to the bottom on costs instead of push for improved reliability or anything
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May 25, 2015 02:21
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do they still make dot matrix printers
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May 25, 2015 03:18
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yes
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May 25, 2015 03:20
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i will carry one 2 your house but you must give me a hug
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May 25, 2015 03:20
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OKI impact printers still going strong.
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May 25, 2015 03:21
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Silver Alicorn posted:paper is p. unpredictable with how it shrinks when wet or heated i have experienced this same problem.... with ur mom
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May 25, 2015 03:22
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MrMoo posted:OKI impact printers still going strong. im about 30 seconds into this video and im riveted. 1) insane nerd voice 2) very good nerd enunciation fails 3) foot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBZrRXMTmA0 im realy thrilled to see where this 23 min takes me.
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