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Puppy Galaxy



please note the TV in the living room has an old roku so he painstakingly typed this with the remote

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whats jol

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
bush nazi

City of Glompton

I knew a super sexy girl named joi once


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
*whispered upon exhaling smoke* jol...

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Qwerinty posted:

*whispered upon exhaling smoke* jol...

*takes another puff* female kills male.... female kill....... bush nazi

fuck. marry. t-rex

Jack Off Interactive

tao of lmao

neck break compilation? :stare:

fuck. marry. t-rex

Sometimes I masturbate myself op

Anonybominous

Simple. It's a female preying mantis.

Mapparu

hes a sadist... he spends all his time looking up neck breaking complications and women killing men... we dont know how to help him, we just watch him for a safe distance.

POWERBALL

by zen death robot
[female kill male] [neck break competition] [woman crush kitten] [ball evisceration] [jazz guitar solo]

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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

Mapparu posted:

hes a sadist... he spends all his time looking up neck breaking complications and women killing men... we dont know how to help him, we just watch him for a safe distance.

did he make this playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONFjdwUMn8w&list=PLMhyYUxPjA4QIPh26K_Mp7sada9e1YT1h

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Puppy Galaxy

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Mapparu posted:

hes a sadist... he spends all his time looking up neck breaking complications and women killing men... we dont know how to help him, we just watch him for a safe distance.

I dont think someone looking up women killing men is a sadist. They probably want to be dominated which is a masochist.

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KaiserSchnitzel

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common
jerk off instruction, more likely.

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Al Borland posted:

I dont think someone looking up women killing men is a sadist. They probably want to be dominated which is a masochist.

Nothing wrong with kinky sex, as long as all parties are willing and of age, why can't death be part of sex? THEY HAVE RIGHTS TOO

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

POWERBALL posted:

[female kill male] [neck break competition] [woman crush kitten] [ball evisceration] [jazz guitar solo]

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i think you should kill your roommate

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
I saw a video where this drunk dude fell off his top bunk mercilessly hard and landed on his dumb drunk head hang on

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
this dude fucks himself up so bad probably shouldnt click if for example you didnt like the reymon14 paint remover vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9jPBtlh484

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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

WetNightmare posted:

this dude fucks himself up so bad probably shouldnt click if for example you didnt like the reymon14 paint remover vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9jPBtlh484

I expected neck breaking, but was pleasantly surprised that he lived. thank you

Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
i'm really uncomfortable with this malicious hack you've perpetrated ony our roommate, op

Xlyfindel
Raw Esoteric
Maybe he's giving you a hint about what to do next, are you female?

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Senior Management



One time I was using a friend's laptop and I typed the letter 'n.' The first thing his browser tried to do was take me to see some naruto tentacle hentai. I then felt that I should not be touching that laptop anymore.

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I've stumbled across some v awful poo poo while handling other people's computers it's made me decide to never intentionally or accidentally if possible mess with people's poo poo

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Puppy Galaxy

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I've stumbled across some v awful poo poo while handling other people's computers it's made me decide to never intentionally or accidentally if possible mess with people's poo poo

FYI it was on a roku on the tv in the common room.

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:sueme:
thanks for reminding me to clear the relatively tame porn off my mobile browsing history

Bwee
please post what your google autocomplete is for every letter

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joke_explainer


thanks bwee now I hate myself

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joke_explainer posted:

tater tots wikipedia

lol

joke_explainer



have you read about john young? I just found out about that the other day. Apparently during the saturn V launches he participated in, his heart rate never went over 70 bpm. Every other astronaut's went to the 100s, it's a very stressful thing. But John Young was seemingly immune to stress, entirely. There's an entire documentary about him

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


joke_explainer posted:

have you read about john young? I just found out about that the other day. Apparently during the saturn V launches he participated in, his heart rate never went over 70 bpm. Every other astronaut's went to the 100s, it's a very stressful thing. But John Young was seemingly immune to stress, entirely. There's an entire documentary about him

Also, read about Young and Crippen's experiences flying Columbia during STS-1. It was so close to being a complete disaster

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Bwee posted:

please post what your google autocomplete is for every letter



Hmm this makes me look not very interesting


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Senior Management fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Jun 25, 2015

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joke_explainer


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Also, read about Young and Crippen's experiences flying Columbia during STS-1. It was so close to being a complete disaster

Holy poo poo. And he went up in the shuttle again, too. Never read that before, thanks.

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