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Let's post all the things that wrestlers really should know by now.
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Don't use email if your company name states with T and ends with NA
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May 25, 2015 08:08
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Don't predict that Steve Austin will not be in the building tonight.
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May 25, 2015 09:15
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Don't try to powerbomb Billy Kidman.
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May 25, 2015 09:16
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Don't try to punch Hulk Hogan when he starts spazzing out in the ring
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May 25, 2015 09:51
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something USOS. gotta figure them out.
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May 25, 2015 10:21
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The Rock doesn't actually want to hear your opinion on things
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May 25, 2015 11:28
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Your signature move is not going to get you the pinfall.
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May 25, 2015 11:45
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Neither accept or deny a beer from Steve Austin.
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May 25, 2015 11:48
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If you are feuding with The Undertaker and the lights go out, he is behind you. So you should probably not slowly turn around so he can grab you by the neck and chokeslam you.
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May 25, 2015 11:54
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The WWE is a bad corporation do not work there
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May 25, 2015 12:04
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If there's a trophy in the ring, it's getting broken.
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May 25, 2015 12:15
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By now wrestlers should know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks
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May 25, 2015 12:17
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Semprini posted:If there's a trophy in the ring, it's getting broken. Never EVER celebrate anything in wrestling with a cake.
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May 25, 2015 12:19
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Never waste money by saving for old age.
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May 25, 2015 12:25
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Keep your distance from the contract signing table.
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May 25, 2015 12:32
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If Hulk Hogan starts taunting when you punch him, don't keep punching him. Try something else.
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May 25, 2015 12:41
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You'll be better off if you grow up in a community as opposed to a neighborhood 
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May 25, 2015 12:42
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Before planning a wedding, make sure you know where Kane is and have the wedding far, far away.
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May 25, 2015 12:56
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Don't devote your entire attention to someone walking down the ramp while you're still in a match.
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May 25, 2015 13:00
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EL BROMANCE posted:Don't devote your entire attention to someone walking down the ramp while you're still in a match. Entrance music is like REALLY distracting.
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May 25, 2015 13:04
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ffs don't double team Togi Makabe, especially if you're already kicking his rear end
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May 25, 2015 13:13
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wrestling isn't real
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May 25, 2015 13:13
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If someone is well enough to wear any kind of cast in/near the ring, they're well enough to clobber you with it.
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May 25, 2015 13:25
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How to fall off a 20 foot ladder.
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May 25, 2015 13:28
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How to be tall.
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May 25, 2015 13:32
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If you have the choice between fake weed and real weed, just smoke the real weed. This is also good advice for non-wrestlers.
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May 25, 2015 13:52
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If you're discussing your nefarious plans, and there's a camera pointed at you, then that most likely means that you're being filmed.
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May 25, 2015 14:07
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If you are in the ring and hear any of the following, it's already too late: Glass breaking. A gong. Bagpipes. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo. The opening to Natural Born Killaz.
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May 25, 2015 14:33
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Becoming a pro wrestler is a bad idea.
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May 25, 2015 15:29
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DON RAPER posted:wrestling isn't real Whoah what
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May 25, 2015 15:42
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tna aint put that check in the mail
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May 25, 2015 16:27
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Umbra Dubium posted:How to be tall. You can't teach that.
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May 25, 2015 16:28
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Don't dive at The Miz.
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May 25, 2015 16:35
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Nobody knows what's up, R-Truth.
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May 25, 2015 16:35
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Doing a diving headbutt will turn you into a cripple or a murderer.
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May 25, 2015 16:38
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I wonder how many WWE wrestlers are going to add a corner-splash to their moveset (but only vs Samoa Joe)
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May 25, 2015 16:49
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Don't talk to Michael Cole on a Monday. He'll betray your confidence and relay what you said to an audience of millions.
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May 25, 2015 17:06
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Don't answer the phone if you haven't wrestled a match in over a year.
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May 25, 2015 17:09
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Don't stack the odds in your favor against John Cena, as he tends to overcome them.
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