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ParanoidInc posted:Don't try to get one of Dario Cueto's Unique Opportunities, it will end with you fired or a cigar being put out in your eye Don't let Angelico climb to any nearby roof and/or balcony, and if he does, please check for airborne smug south-africans periodically. Never befriend John Cena.
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May 26, 2015 04:52
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Rowdy Roddy Piper really is crazy. He really does keep a bail of barbed wire and a bucket of chestnuts in the back of his station wagon. If he tells you that you remind him of his kids, remember that he doesn't have kids any more, and no one knows why.
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May 26, 2015 05:40
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homeless poster posted:Rowdy Roddy Piper really is crazy. He really does keep a bail of barbed wire and a bucket of chestnuts in the back of his station wagon. If he tells you that you remind him of his kids, remember that he doesn't have kids any more, and no one knows why. Also, he called you an n-word.
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May 26, 2015 06:32
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Sasha aint ratchet posted:Don't stack the odds in your favor against John Cena, as he tends to overcome them. Now I'm just viewing an opponent trying to turn the tables on John Cena. *Repeatedly hits self in the leg with a chair. John Cena: What are you DOING? Opponent: AH-HA! My leg is now injured. Now YOU have the advantage and I have to overcome the odds. Check and Mate John Cena. Cena: You are a crazy person. Opponent: Crazy like a fox. I also had the GM ban my finisher in our upcoming match. And book me in a match against every other wrestler in the company, on the same night. My victory is assured!
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May 26, 2015 06:42
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Be sure to own Alex Riley at every opportunity
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May 26, 2015 06:47
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If you go into a ring and there is a cake there, feel free to disregard proper etiquette and just go right ahead and grab a slice. It will end up being smooshed/smashed all over someone (perhaps even several someones) before the night is over, so you may as well enjoy a piece of it before it's destroyed. (notable exception: if it is a cake intended for Christy Hemme and her hungry posterior  )
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May 26, 2015 07:14
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DTA
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May 26, 2015 07:45
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If you've just won a massive and impressive-looking trophy, don't bother making any plans for it to go on your mantlepiece.
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May 26, 2015 08:01
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Due to the overwhelming demand for the return of Steve Blackman, all WWE rings have caches of kendo sticks hidden under the tarp. While this usually only comes up in EXTREME RULES matches (such as a street fight or no dq), it's worthwhile to know these exist in case you are the lesser number in a NUMBERS GAME.
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May 26, 2015 08:08
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Be extra careful when walking to the ring! While you may be able to absorb 200 punches to the head in any given match, being pushed over outside of the ring will render you unconscious for several minutes.
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May 26, 2015 09:54
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May 26, 2015 09:56
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Good friends with your tag team partner? Enjoy it while it lasts, before some woman or injury or depush or something splits you off forever!
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May 26, 2015 10:00
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Joe IS going to kill you.
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May 26, 2015 10:36
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If you're a heel authority figure, don't put the babyfaces in handicap matches. It will just make them stronger.
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May 26, 2015 11:16
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The second you put on a referee shirt, you are going to suffer from narcolepsy.
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May 26, 2015 13:32
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You hear glass break? Get the gently caress out of the arena before you get stunner'd edit: the rock doesn't really want to know what you think or what your name is
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May 26, 2015 18:32
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A wise man once told me that whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it. This is because it's the best thing going today. 
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May 26, 2015 19:17
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If you have an altercation with foe before even the first match of a show and the GM comes out, your rear end will be in a tag match If you steal your opponents finisher you would have been better off doing your own as the damage isn't equal If you have an onscreen love interest you will bone them irl
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May 26, 2015 19:19
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Don't be afraid of the door. It's just a thing with hinges. You've seen them since you were a baby. You probably used at least three between the locker room and the ring. Why does it perplex you so? You've seen steel cages before, too. This isn't your first time. I don't care how much brain damage you've had. You should know what an open door looks like, how to close or reopen it, and remember it's the easiest and most painless method of victory in a WWE steel cage match. Just walk through, you stupid idiot bitch fucker. You gently caress. You idiot. Walk through it. Just leave. Dean stop looking at the anime ghost. Just go home man.
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May 27, 2015 03:12
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Despite promises from online universities, you can't teach being seven foot tall or a certified G.
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May 27, 2015 04:34
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It's all about that money, money. Also don't answer your phone.
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May 27, 2015 04:57
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If you want to win, make it a win.
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May 27, 2015 05:21
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Always hook the drat leg.
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May 27, 2015 07:34
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If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County Georgia, be sure to read all signs and respect local law enforcement.
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May 27, 2015 07:56
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No matter what he has said, The Great Power Uti probably won't pay you. Also, punching him in the balls won't work. If you're wrestling in Corpus Christi, chances are you're going into the Gulf of Mexico.
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May 27, 2015 08:29
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You can see the image on a TV screen a lot more clearly if you stand directly in front of it, not off to the side.
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May 27, 2015 09:42
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Normally, if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50-50 chance of winning.
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May 27, 2015 10:21
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Gnome Enthusiast posted:Normally, if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50-50 chance of winning. However, being a genetic freak gives you a 75% chance of winning.
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May 27, 2015 10:49
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Hoss Corncave posted:However, being a genetic freak gives you a 75% chance of winning.
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May 27, 2015 11:02
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If you Didn't Know, it is highly recommended that you Call Somebody by way of Your rear end
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:If you Didn't Know, it is highly recommended that you Call Somebody by way of Your rear end an addendum. If you do not agree with this point of view, you will need to imbibe "it".
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May 27, 2015 12:36
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Whoever your opponent is? HE'S FAT!
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May 27, 2015 13:41
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Are you a bit of a jerk? Are you a champion? Are you ducking somebody due to those previous two things? Well, save your energy. They'll get to you eventually.
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May 27, 2015 15:56
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Big Show is a giant. Also you can't lift him. Cause he's a giant.
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May 27, 2015 17:34
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If you're in the Royal Rumble/battle royale after knocking your opponent over the top rope make sure that he hits the floor before celebrating. Don't risk getting pinned, kickout at the one count.
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May 27, 2015 18:11
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When the promoter says he'll get you your pay next time, he won't.
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May 27, 2015 18:36
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If your fighting Roman Reigns and want a rest try not to do it on the bottom rope. The police officers that need a piece of paper to remind them what to say when they arrest you....yea they are fake. Don't be scared of Bray he never wins. If your fighting John Cena you won't win....unless your Broooooaaak LEssssNaaaR If your a Diva keep away from Jerry "The King" Lawler
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May 27, 2015 18:41
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Need a pop? Murder Michael Cole. You'll be a smark favorite in no time.
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Do not be shocked that, when you present an idea for a gimmick/storyline to a booker/promoter and he immediately shoots it down, the exact same idea is then subsequently re-purposed and given to the wrestler the company actually wants to push.
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