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Arn Anderson is really only loyal to Flair, teaming with him is also a bad idea. Actually just turn the Horseman gig down entirely if you aren't Flair, Arn or Tully.
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bradzilla posted:Facing John Cena in a last man standing match? If you face him in an I Quit match, and he's about to do something horrific to you, don't quit in an attempt to get him to not do it. You'll lose the match and he'll do it anyway.
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DeathChicken posted:Arn Anderson is really only loyal to Flair, teaming with him is also a bad idea. Actually just turn the Horseman gig down entirely if you aren't Flair, Arn or Tully. What if you are Curt Henning?
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If you are booked for an I-Quit match, do not bother planning oodles of highspots and drama in advance. Go and watch Tully/Magnum from 1985 and Flair/Funk from 1989. Learn from the masters.
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Jun 5, 2015 08:34
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water may in fact be cold, and not hot
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LionYeti posted:Don't go out and interrupt the Authority during the opening promo you'll always get yourself into a match you wern't prepared for. And it starts RIGHT NOW
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Jun 5, 2015 20:01
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ECW is not a place on earth. For that matter, neither is "Washington, E.C."
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You really don't want the Intercontinental title.
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Mr. Perfect was the perfect friend.
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You'll never be top if you're Pat Pattersons's bottom.
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Jun 6, 2015 05:36
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bradzilla posted:Facing John Cena in a last man standing match? Alternatively, do not face John Cena in a Last Man Standing Match, because even if you are the Last Man Standing and John Cena is down for over the required 10 seconds, it will simply be called a draw. Ask a one Ryback, The all about it.
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Skaw posted:Alternatively, do not face John Cena.
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If Kazuchika Okada tombstones you, don't stand back up facing away from him. Don't tuck your head taking a Styles Clash. Don't hold the ropes open for Minoru Suzuki. If Takashi Iizuka is coming through the crowd, book it out of there. Learn from Takahashi's example: When fighting Toru Yano, wear a cup.
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If you're thrown into a corner in a multi-man Dragon Gate match, just drop and roll out of the ring unless you want like 80 guys running across the ring to splash you in succession.
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Jun 6, 2015 23:11
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If you a Royal Rumble participant, don't rush into the ring. Just walk calmly by the ring and don't enter until one more participant is in the ring for easy pickings.
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If you're in a Elimination Chamber match, don't break up pins!
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Jonny Nox posted:If you're in a Elimination Chamber match, don't break up pins! Same, but for Royal Rumble matches and when you see people about to be thrown out.
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Jun 7, 2015 16:56
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in japan they are smart enough to all dogpile on someone getting pinned in battle royals or elimination matches
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If you attack someone before they tell you that you're fired, they can't fire you.
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If you want to get a fabled 5-star rating from Dave Meltzer, your chances increase by being Japanese.
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oatgan posted:in japan they are smart enough to all dogpile on someone getting pinned in battle royals or elimination matches what kind of dumb battle royals have pins?
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Monkeycheese posted:what kind of dumb battle royals have pins? they also have over the top rope eliminations but to answer your question everywhere but america
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Monkeycheese posted:what kind of dumb battle royals have pins? someone hasn't been watching the best promotion in north america https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iofrAojiGSY
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That's not pwg
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:That's not pwg No but they employ like 90% of PWGs roster so the difference seems negligible.
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Your time is up, and his time is now. Also you can't see him.
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So when DID we start doing replay?!?
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Your time is up, and his time is now. Kevin Owens?
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purkey posted:Kevin Owens? most wrestlers aren't The Rock, Daniel Bryan, Brock Lesnar, or Kevin Owens
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oldpainless posted:If you want to get a fabled 5-star rating from Dave Meltzer, your chances increase by being Japanese. It increases even further if it's the 90's. Remember in WWE your goal is to entertain people. But don't either try and have entertaining pro wrestling matches, or be entertaining outside the ring. They hate when you do that.
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Wazzu posted:It increases even further if it's the 90's. We know what's entertaining, and it drat sure isn't wrestling.
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If the Uso's are gonna wrestle tonight; they are gonna want to do that thing where they leap out at the ring at you in unison. Allow them to do so; and then step to the side and watch as they cripple themselves for life and enjoy your count out victory. Uso crazy.
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If three other wrestlers you're currently having issues with are in the ring and you decide to join in you're gonna be in a tag team match playa.
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If PN News' theme hits while you are in the middle of a match with him you are about to be crushed.
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:
Similarly, if you're a young lion and Suzuki loses, don't get anywhere near him. He does not want your help or ice pack.
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If Roman Reigns rolls you up, he's going to pull you up at 2, get ready to punch him in the head or something.
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Tomko will never give you a beat.
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Don't set that up like that and try to flip him into it he is gonna reverse it.
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If you're a ref and a manager jumps on the ring apron in an obvious attempt to distract you, have some mind to keep an eye on the action inside the ring as its no coincidence that every time this happens you turn around and the man who clearly had the advantage is knocked out cold
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If you hear the crowd start to yell/cheer, DUCK.
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