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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.




Welcome to the exciting story of THE HEADMASTERS. The year is 1987, and America doesn't care about the Transformers any more! But Japan still has a booming market of robot-hungry children, and so they take the reins with the franchise and launch what may be the most boring Transformers cartoon to date.

The Plot

Hundreds of years before the events of the original cartoon series, a bunch of tiny, tiny Transformers were tired of the war and set off to colonise another planet. The planet they arrived on sucked, and many of them died. Those that survived built themselves giant robot bodies to survive the hellish wasteland, with the small original robots turning into the head of the new giant robot. Gimme a hola if you're actually reading this. Some of the robots are eeeeeeevil and return to the Transformer's home planet of CYBERTRON to conquer it with their new superbodies. The good robots follow them, and the series begins.



Pretty sure it didn't happen like this.

Optimus Prime dies, Rodimus Prime (the leader at the end of the movie, but you knew that..) literally just flies off into space to go find another world ditching all his friends, and so the path is cleared for a whole new cast of exciting toys characters who are lead by the complete pacifist FORTRESS MAXIMUS who spends the entire time telling his super warriors to not fight.



Pictured: The scowling, red-eyed pacifist leader of the Autobots.

HOWEVER they did one vaguely, sort-of-interesting thing in the entire span of the series, and this game will be covering that.



Buy all our playsets and toys!

The Rules

-The Game will be run from 11am to 11pm Melbourne time.
- No editing your posts
- No deadposting
- Don't discuss this game outside of this thread
- Hammer is on.
- Don't post after hammer.

Asphyxious fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Jun 1, 2015

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Player List

  1. Anidav
  2. Bifauxnen
  3. Birdstrike
  4. bowmore
  5. Matthew Beet
  6. Mithranderp
  7. Tirade

Asphyxious fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jun 1, 2015

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


Startdate?

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


My head transforms into a scintillating mass of sexual organs. Slowly they unfurl, glistening in the sun as their carapaces harden.

It is time. Let us play mafia.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



hola

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Anidav posted:

Startdate?

Tomorrow.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Day one, hour one.

Things I've hosed up:

- Thread title
- Votefinder Account


Off to a poor start.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


##vote Asphyxious

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


I was born to vote for robots

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



i didn't read any of that but i'm here because i like playing with my friends.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.


sounds like fun

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


I'm in just to see you gently caress up more formatting.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Came for the <VAGUELY INTERESTING PLOT>, stayed for the Robot Hungry Children

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

by R. Guyovich


I also stayed for the |��})�8�}

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Hola!

Count me in. I think I have a headmaster toy at home.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Anidav posted:

I'm in just to see you gently caress up more formatting.

At least those sorta gently caress ups you can easily fix.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


Matthew Beet posted:

At least those sorta gently caress ups you can easily fix.

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Matthew Beet posted:

At least those sorta gently caress ups you can easily fix.



Yes I would like to play

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



Matthew Beet posted:

At least those sorta gently caress ups you can easily fix.

matthew beetdown

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


I'm here for mafia not crew thread points.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


You may have come to the wrong mafia if you expect everyone to leave their baggage at the door.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Anidav posted:

I'm here for mafia not crew thread points.

It's not "points" its being a decent human being. But whatever.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

by R. Guyovich


thatbastardken posted:

You may have come to the wrong mafia if you expect everyone to leave their baggage at the door.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



##vote anidav because i won't need to change this.

white mans burping
Feb 24, 2015


Mafia Rule #1: Never not lynch

Mafia Rule #1a: Never not lynch anidav D1

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


PAGING MILKY

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.


white mans burping posted:

Mafia Rule #1: Never not lynch

Mafia Rule #1a: Never not lynch anidav D1

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



Matthew Beet posted:

##vote anidav because i won't need to change this.

yeah gently caress it i'm on board

##vote anidav

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand], I require only that you [kneel]


count me in

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


Can we just skip to day 2

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand], I require only that you [kneel]


oh hell yes

##vote anidav

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

by R. Guyovich


##vote Anidav

Don't stop believing

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


I just want to play a well designed game of Cybertron.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


I'm in!

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


The mystery for me is what the hell you were trying to do with the title, Gaspy.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


MysticalMachineGun posted:

The mystery for me is what the hell you were trying to do with the title, Gaspy.

Japanese characters. All fixed now!

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010




let no one ever question your mafia dedication

you forgot to vote anidav

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


As Anidav's scumbro I shall not be voting him.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


Asphyxious posted:

Japanese characters. All fixed now!
You could use Hepburn?

Toransufōmā

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Is this full?

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