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will i die?
e: i was on acid last night my apologizes
Mapparu fucked around with this message at 15:56 on May 29, 2015
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May 29, 2015 00:22
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Apr 18, 2024 17:14
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- Mapparu
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the story behind this post is that i keep a couple of batteries in my mouth (you never know!) and i took a swig of water and sallowed exactly three.
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May 29, 2015 00:25
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- Mapparu
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im concerned for my health and safety
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May 29, 2015 00:26
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- Mapparu
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i just sallowed two more
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May 29, 2015 00:28
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- Mapparu
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accidentally
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May 29, 2015 00:28
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- Mapparu
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eating batteries gives you lots of energy
i just generally keep a whole battery pack (again, you never know!) should i finish it?
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May 29, 2015 00:28
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- bog pixie
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are you
A) human
B) remote control
C) other
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May 29, 2015 00:31
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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might want to stop here
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May 29, 2015 00:36
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- nonazis
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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i just generally keep a whole battery pack (again, you never know!) should i finish it?
well, there are two options: ride it out and try to enjoy your high, or die
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May 29, 2015 00:40
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unfortunately youll now have to get up if you want to change the tv channel but the batteries should give you enough energy to do that so it should come down to the same thing in the end
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May 29, 2015 00:41
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lol
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May 29, 2015 00:49
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- Miss Psychosis
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[Christopher Walkin voice] Needs more [Epic grin crosses my face and I magically change the script] taco!
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May 29, 2015 00:54
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- Wertjoe
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Eating batteries, later you're gonna drop a power dump
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May 29, 2015 01:08
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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my prediction is you will gain the power of "minor shock"
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May 29, 2015 01:09
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by XyloJW
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my prediction is you will gain the power of "minor shock"
yes I can see toxic shock playing a role in his death.
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May 29, 2015 01:14
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- BIRDCON 2017
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why the gently caress is everyone making jokes op you are going to die
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May 29, 2015 01:15
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- BIRDCON 2017
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swallow a ton of rubber immediately or face shock-induced explosion death
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May 29, 2015 01:19
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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swallow a ton of rubber immediately or face shock-induced explosion death
Ops used to swallowing so rubbers should be a new experience for him.
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May 29, 2015 01:20
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eat more batteries but the other way around to cancel out the charge
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May 29, 2015 01:27
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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Try pooping a lot to get them out quickly.
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May 29, 2015 01:28
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Take your phone charger cable and plug it up your butt. Now you can charge your phone! You will feel a slight tingling sensation
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May 29, 2015 01:39
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- Mapparu
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eat more batteries but the other way around to cancel out the charge
i wish i had more batteries! this is why i keep them in my mouth!
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May 29, 2015 01:50
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- Mapparu
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Generally you will be fine. If they were corroded or leaking it can be a serious problem. Regardless, go to the doctor immediately and stop storing batteries in your body.
never...
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May 29, 2015 01:54
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swallow a small radio and let the good times roll
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May 29, 2015 01:55
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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are they rechargeable?
everyone in the idf must die
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May 29, 2015 02:18
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- i am he
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May 29, 2015 03:12
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- Mapparu
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yes
it hasn't been 8 hours.
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May 29, 2015 03:37
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- social vegan
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did u say aaaaaaaaa?
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May 29, 2015 03:51
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- Mapparu
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no i accidentally sallowed them
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May 29, 2015 03:53
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- Fuck My Ass
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plz donyt die op lol
Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.
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May 29, 2015 04:52
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Apr 18, 2024 17:14
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- Al Borland
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PRotip: Next time store them up your butt. That way you can just grab em when you need em.
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