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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Did you ever shoot a guy and feel bad about it afterwards?

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Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
i got wood

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


lol if u shoot someone and feel bad

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I only shoot women and children.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I felt bad about going back in time and shooting Hitler, so I went back again and shot myself.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
OP lets make ur username a reality.

verily carefree
Apr 5, 2014

Personally I shoot people to feel good

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


tada posted:

Personally I shoot people to feel good

same

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
"Did you ever shoot a load into a guy and feel bad about it?"

Hnggghhhhh!

Splooooosh!

How could something that feels so good make you feel bad?

Same answer to both questions btw

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I shot a guy once and felt a vague sense of ennui.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
nope

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i had a guy shoot himself about 20 feet away from me, does that count?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I hurt a guy's feelings once. :feelsgood:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
recoil

:69snypa:

elsanto
Apr 6, 2004

Mad Dragon posted:

I hurt a guy's feelings once. :feelsgood:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I shot a dozen killer tomatoes or so, op. No people though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Did you kill anybody?

Just Afghans.

No real people?

Just Afghans.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This one time, I shot a man in Reno. It wasn't very exciting, tbh.

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

It feels more rewarding to run them down with your car.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
post the MRE quote

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Willy Pete posted:

i got wood

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
shot a hot load into your mom once op

felt bad later

the doc told me it was chlamydia

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Syncopated posted:

post the MRE quote

I guess I'll just do it myself:

blazeing w/ hitler posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Most of us will only shoot ourselves. If our ambitions are successful, we won't feel much of anything afterwards.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die,

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'm George Zimmerman

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm George Zimmerman

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

A very special Cosby Show/All In The Family crossover episode

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Branis posted:

OP lets make ur username a reality.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Someone photoshop a park police badge in there and add, "and I'll watch the Lincoln Memorial."

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I think the MLK memorial would be more apropos.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I think the MLK memorial would be more apropos.

:vince:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Did you kill anybody?

Just Afghans.

No real people?

Just Afghans.

thank you for your service

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I got shot AT and feel bad that I didn't get to return the favor.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

McNally posted:

I got shot AT and feel bad that I didn't get to return the favor.
"Sir, we have the high ground, know exactly where they're coming from, and we outgun them a million to one. Plus, we've already got air on the way."

"No, we're leaving."

:sigh:



Joke's on them, though. We leveled an entire village full of their poo poo later. :black101:

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
My roomies have to warn me when people are coming over, or the land lord wants to check on things because I have a boner for SHOOTING PEOPLE RIGHT IN THE loving FACE.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Spicy Guacamole posted:

"Sir, we have the high ground, know exactly where they're coming from, and we outgun them a million to one. Plus, we've already got air on the way."

"No, we're leaving."

:sigh:



Joke's on them, though. We leveled an entire village full of their poo poo later. :black101:

What would be the point of the air if you wiped out the element the air was dispatched to destroy????


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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They were scheduled to be on station anyway. v:)v

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