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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
a blind person's seeing eye dog dies

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Frances Nurples

a person is sad inside and scared to let it show.

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
a father backs over his child in the driveway

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
a person's spouse divorces them because they can't handle the terrible brain cancer prognosis

Piso Mojado

meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Piso Mojado posted:

meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife.

This isn't the irony thread

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien

ham_sanitizer posted:

a blind person's seeing eye dog dies
a blind person's seeing eye dog goes blind

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Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you
Cooking some beans, out of rice

Piso Mojado

les fleurs du mall posted:

a blind person's seeing eye dog goes blind

a blind persons seeing eye dog bites him in the thingy.

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

les fleurs du mall posted:

a blind person's seeing eye dog goes blind

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
a universe in which th technology to make all essential resources abundant and free exists and is readily available but a handful of economic elites use their sway to withold the battery patents and licensing to prevent it ever happening

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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
the theory of universal entropy

Flynn Taggart

A fart that betrays it's farter

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Bill passes gas. Gas bill passes.

Bill has gas to pass, but no gas pass? Gas bill past due. :(

Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
the tragedy that befell dogcrach truther :(

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

the tragedy that befell dogcrach truther :(

what???!!!

cuntman.net

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

the tragedy that befell dogcrach truther :(

:froggonk:

H.H

August is the Cruelest Month

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

the tragedy that befell dogcrach truther :(

what am i missing here? should we notify the authorities?

WetNightmare

by sebmojo
he dead

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3D Megadoodoo

Mulli posted:

Cooking some beans out of rice

that's some jesus-level poo poo right there :wth:





Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
it was very tragic

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
a world famous lumberjack survives a logging accident but loses his entire torso as a result, leaving him as a head grafted onto a pelvis, unable to ever chop down trees again

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social vegan



good advice that u just couldn't take

social vegan



a boy that can only speak in memes

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
fred flintstone and all his family and friends die of brutal foot infections and bleeding due to their impractical means of transport

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
a mentally handicapped man in love with a cloud

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social vegan



les fleurs du mall posted:

a mentally handicapped man in love with a cloud

excuse me up is a p good movie

google THIS

ham_sanitizer posted:

a blind person's seeing eye dog dies

he stands there for two hours thinking "man this crosswalk signal is taking FOREVER"

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
A new ice age comes but noone can remember how to build a snowman

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Mulli posted:

Cooking some beans, out of rice
Cooking a rice, no beans to stuff it with

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
beans, rice

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
a beautiful quilt lost in space forever

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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
a small town prom queen killed on the way home from the prom by a drunk driver

City of Glompton

reading byob instead of the news because the news is too depressing then reading this thread


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
all the threads u never made are the ones that would've been goldmined

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
angels weeping around the corpse of god while trent reznor does a gnarly scream

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social vegan



not knowing what crumpets are

3D Megadoodoo

tea for two, for one





les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien

Jerry Cotton posted:

tea for two, for one

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killmeimmafailure

by Nyc_Tattoo
tryin not to cry, so pretty and so sad

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