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Writer Cath
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That color is horrific on Stephanie.

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If the Authority didn't come out first, I'd get super confused because I wouldn't know what show I'm watching.

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Roman's gonna be hosed when the Authority's secret weapon attacks.

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Stephanie "Is wearing fabric from my grandma's couch" McMahon has spoken.

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I went to take a shower, so I'm going to congratulate Wade Barrett on his win.

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StarkRavingMad posted:

Paige your brain, how is your brain

can your skull wrestle tonight

okay let's stay on this awkward face off at the end of the promo for waaaay too long

She's on the road to becoming the next Angelina Love.

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Well it's now canon according to total divas that tattoos are Jerry Lawler repellant

So that's why Paige got one.

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Zyla posted:

im getting one, just in case, and for this reason

I have a suggestion.

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BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON?!!?!

Doesn't matter, he'll turn by the end of the night.

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Big Show's alignment is BIG.

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Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo, this reminds me of Punk telling everybody who was a Jeff Hardy fan had lovely parents.

I know, right?

Writer Cath
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Holy poo poo, Cena said the W word!

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Why's Cena so invested in a rematch? He lost clean.

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Under the vegetable posted:

Cena always gets a rematch, no matter what, in any and every circumstance, for some reason. No one else gets this privilege.

How soon you forget about Batista: Perpetual #1 Contender.

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Dolph + PTP = Cryme Tyme Cenation for a new Generation.

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Millions of Ziggles!

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I wish he was wrestling Heath Slater. Or Summer Rae.

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Remember Sandow's heartfelt promo a month ago where he promised to be his own man from now on?

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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Paige thinks she's in her house everyone just play along.

"WE'RE HAVING A TEA PARTY NOW! Put your wig on, Wade and shut up!"

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Benne posted:

Do you really want to see Sasha's character filtered through the RAW Creative team?

I don't think you do.

*Creative team member misreads the script.*

The following week on Raw, Sasha comes out dressed like a fish. "I'm the Bass!"

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I loving hate that for a show that wants to be more entertainment than wrestling, they can't write a character to save their lives.

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CarlCX posted:

Can anyone blame any woman in the WWE for not giving a poo poo

"So am I a heel or a fa-?"

"Shut the gently caress up, tits and legs. Go wrestle for ninety seconds."

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I like Rusev's new beat poet gimmick.

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Lord Chumley posted:

wanna hug rusev

Rusev will crush you... with his persistent sense of sadness.

Writer Cath
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They have like three guys with planets in their Titantron teaser videos. It's a bit confusing.

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Rhonne posted:

Every Superstar has their own planet in the WWE Universe!

What about Shawn Stasiak?

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GrimGypsy posted:

I don't even know what I want anymore.

Head?

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