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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I want Dean to be increasingly recognized as the champion the more matches he wins, while Seth pleads in the background to deaf ears that he never lost the belt.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
How long do you think it'll take Cena to go from somber "I lost to you and I respect you" to smiles and REMATCH JACK

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Steph was good at heel heat but now I just want her to go away.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Seth's very pouty tonight. :saddowns:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

super macho dude posted:

Theyll just do the thing they did when he lost to Bork: RUTHLESS AGGRESSION JHON CENA

goondolences to Bray

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I want to see him spear all five of them at once.

Just hit the ropes and take down two and three down with each shoulder.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Anal Surgery posted:

I am starting to like Smirky Reigns a lot!

Someone tagged in Roman's mic ability :shobon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Roman Reigns trolling Seth into a meltdown has fixed any issues I've had with him over the last year.

I like him now! He's awesome!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Jerusalem posted:

Did I miss anything good at all?

Steph is wearing a couch and Roman Reigns got really really good on the mic.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Edwardian posted:

What're we drinking tonight, Chokes?

AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF LYSERGIC ACID DIETHYLAMIDE :shepface:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Gerpy posted:

I can taste the anticipation, we all know it's coming.

it tastes like ham

like all things Big Show

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

'S ENTRANCE IS NOT READY FOR THE WWE STAGE


:smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:ughh:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Thanks RAW commercial break for letting me know the braves game I go to is David Justice bobblehead night

Put this and the Oliver Queen/Stardust match on the next PPV, tia

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

achillesforever6 posted:

This is a fine match even though we know the finish is either a clean win or a stupid Authority run in DQ

It actually is, Reigns' wrestling an actual good match that doesn't involve sucking wind until it's punch time! Pretty cool stuff.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Apropos of nothing this brandy is very good

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Digital Jedi posted:

Is Roman strong?

Strong but not as strong as Roderick Strong.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

E&J XO

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Really want to see if John happy go luckys his way out of the Owens result and calls Kevin Mr. Poopy or something 💩

Come on, you know how this goes:

  • Begrudging respect
  • Serious tone
  • Rematch will be different THIS TIME I DON'T GIVE UP JACK
  • Owens cheapshot attempt
  • Cena clears ring
  • Cole won't shut up like Cena just won a match

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

I went to take a shower, so I'm going to congratulate Wade Barrett on his win.

If only he could do this for all goons

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
come on nikkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Paige remembers that but not 90% of what happened last night.

The reverse hurricanrana looked like death until they showed the reverse angle. Then, not only was it not a very good move, but it was also a gross, ugly-looking botch.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

She's on the road to becoming the next Angelina Love.

I read this as Angelina Jolie and I'm still not entirely sure why.

...

Although if someone wants to put a Maleficent outfit on Paige I'm not really gonna argue!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Little Mac posted:

I left after the opening promo. Anything interesting happen? Bad Reigns match?

Reigns promo was good, Reigns match was good but heatless, Ryback promo was fun.

Miz about to die.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
....

the worst part of that is my stream was a few seconds behind, so everyone started shouting about the Big Show and assumed you were making fun of Raw. :ughh:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Well that was a waste of time!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
That's a very interesting expression Mark

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Sockser posted:

Ladies and gentlemen that is the first hour of raw. Thank you very much.

I've seen worse

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

White Walker Lich King needs to resurrect Big John Studd.

"Big" Scott Hall can still take bumps apparently, let's get him in on this

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fart blood posted:

Fun fact: I saw the band that did his theme live and in the front row. They opened for Type O Negative once. Lead singer was wearing an ECW shirt. It was fun I guess.

"It was fun I guess": Basically everything related to the Big Show, ever

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Vader's way better now that they've upgraded his OS

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

super macho dude posted:

they should rename it to the Popover Powerbomb because he's a fat.

Poptart Powerbomb

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S CM PUNK IN A FATSUIT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Got my bullet point list from earlier here, let's see how it goes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Serious voice? Check.

Begrudging respect? Check.

REMATCH JACK? Gettin' there.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
IT'S YOU OWENS

I WAS YOU ALL ALONG

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Uh are there any actual good matches planned for tonight?

nah

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Cena actually giving a drat about losing like this is something he should do more often.

He does. Every time he loses. And then that person is blotted from the face of the roster.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Zyla posted:

I bet kevin owens could beat cancer for that little girl if he wanted to but they won't pay him enough

He'll fight cancer, but on HIS terms

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Nude hey

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