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im 6'1 176 pounds 25 years old but i look 19
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Jun 2, 2015 09:51
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Start by wearing a dumb hat
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Jun 2, 2015 09:52
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Jun 2, 2015 09:53
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its pronounced jif
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Jun 2, 2015 09:54
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i already wear an LA Clippers hat often so i already do also im 25 not 21 thanks anyway for the poster tho, another moral obligation i have with using it is that i didnt make it myself
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Jun 2, 2015 09:54
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Redkist posted:im 6'1 176 pounds 25 years old but i look 19 if i recall correctly the best way to go about this is to simply take one off the street and store her in your basement. your welcome gl
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Jun 2, 2015 09:55
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i feel like id feel bad after i nutted if i did any legit kidnapping tho
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Jun 2, 2015 09:58
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The quickest way is to slap on a pair of assless chaps and skitter around town doing the MC Hammer sideways crab dance while shrieking "Heeeeeeey, pussy pussay! Hey, Hey!"
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Jun 2, 2015 09:59
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Redkist posted:i feel like id feel bad after i nutted if i did any legit kidnapping tho same. then i have to murder her and dispose of the corpse. but typical dopey old me is bad kidnapping the very next week!
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Jun 2, 2015 10:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8EPMeu1X8
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Jun 2, 2015 10:00
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Redkist posted:i feel like id feel bad after i nutted if i did any legit kidnapping tho Just dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed.
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Jun 2, 2015 10:01
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you don't op. some people are meant to be alone. i'm sorry
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Jun 2, 2015 10:02
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try peeing on objects yiu find outside and when a girl comes along and sniffs the pee she will get horny
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Jun 2, 2015 10:02
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It really only works if your dick is big enough to bob enticingly. Basically you need to be a human Angler Fish.
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Jun 2, 2015 10:02
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I'm pretty sure these days girls are lookin' for guys that can show some good meme skills.
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Jun 2, 2015 10:58
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> tfw no gf
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Jun 2, 2015 10:59
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Give this woman a bunch of money and she will fix you https://www.youtube.com/user/TheInspiredwoman vHA HE TALKIN BOUT IFRIT!v Cyberball 2072 fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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Jun 2, 2015 11:08
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You have to go into your classroom and check your desk computer. There are two there. You get another one shortly after in the Fire Cavern.
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Jun 2, 2015 11:11
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how many printers can u carry at once op?
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Jun 2, 2015 11:14
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I think you can get one for 250 Kool-aid points. I'm saving up for the Game Boy, though.
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Jun 2, 2015 11:17
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Kill yourself and you will be rewarded in Heaven with endless girlfriends.
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Jun 2, 2015 12:01
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Enfield posted:try peeing on objects yiu find outside and when a girl comes along and sniffs the pee she will get horny I came to this thread hoping for some good advise, as I have similar problem. This seems best strategy here, I will experiment
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Jun 2, 2015 12:05
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Depends how low your bar is.
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Jun 2, 2015 12:09
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hit on all your friends girlfriends
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Jun 2, 2015 12:19
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lower your standards. no, lower. lower still. not low enough yet. okay, rock bottom so you are good to go. now go bar hopping and try to pick up the drunkest, least attractive person you can find. after that bald grandma who smokes through a hole in her throat rejects you, go rape some livestock.
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Jun 2, 2015 12:56
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Surprisingly it cab be hard to find someone on those cold nights! I have a friend who is 26, tall and works out on the reg. But he can't find no loving either. I don't have this problem though op I have too many women who are interested but I don't want any of them. Weird world.
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Jun 2, 2015 13:16
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get a job
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Jun 2, 2015 13:20
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Thank you mr skeletal
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Jun 2, 2015 13:24
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brides are one of russia's primary exports, start there
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Jun 2, 2015 13:31
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comically oversized butterfly net
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Jun 2, 2015 13:32
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if you buy a girl lots of things and mention that her hair is pretty she'll let you shovel anything into the gaped sweaty smelling hole in her pelvis
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Jun 2, 2015 13:34
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Wear a stupid hat, call her names, touch her without permission. Warning: you may have to try this with hundreds of women before one is receptive to it.
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Jun 2, 2015 13:39
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Redkist posted:i already wear an LA Clippers hat often so i already do lmao
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Jun 2, 2015 13:44
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:if you buy a girl lots of things and mention that her hair is pretty she'll let you shovel anything into the gaped sweaty smelling hole in her pelvis I have proof that this does not work 
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Jun 2, 2015 14:50
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Wear one of those baseball hats with the gold sticker on them. Make sure the brim is kept perfectly flat. This will prove you are wealthy and thus a worthy mate.
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Jun 2, 2015 14:54
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I started reading the sign, remembered that I'm a man, and I just wanted to say I'm deeply sorry for stepping into your business
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Jun 2, 2015 14:55
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pee in her butt
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Jun 2, 2015 14:58
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dad gay. so what posted:pee in her butt you should ease into it tho by peeing near her first and see how she reacts
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Jun 2, 2015 15:17
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Enfield posted:you should ease into it tho by peeing near her first and see how she reacts peeing near the butt also wards off other potential mates as they smell your musk
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Jun 2, 2015 15:18
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1x Solomon Ring 6x Remedy+ 6x Malboro Tentacles
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Jun 2, 2015 15:25
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