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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I really consider those wedding posts to be one of the high points in this gay forum

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


take out your dick and helicopter it around the room in front of god and everyone

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

take out your dick and helicopter it around the room in front of god and everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Secretary, we'll call her "Meg",clearly wants beanie DICK

LOGISTICS are awkward since she had kids and a loving husband at her hous Abe as u know I've set up shop myself


Dunno if it's worth j it

Gonna be awkward come Monday

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

let's Make America Great Again beanie

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

It's always worth it.

Use being drunk as gently caress to get a hotel room. You don't want to drink and drive now, do you?

Then proceed to put several miscellaneous hotel items into her various orifices and take pictures.

But throw that comforter on the floor, that poo poo's nasty.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Don't listen to Down by the Wooter, he hasn't banged his TA yet so clearly he shouldn't be relied on for advice.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Less posting, more humping. Get to it.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Got a hard (lol) out at 2130

Meg is my ride home since she colunteer d to bring me

Most likely scenario is I get blown in her car at some ducking parking lot since I really don't want to pay for a room, and can t afford to fall sleep somewhere that isn't casa de beanie

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

There is absolutely no downside to this at all.

Go for gold, son. Go for gold.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


I'd still call that a win.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

As you cum, poop in the seat and make it an impromptu blumpkin

I mean if we're gonna be gun slingers might as well aim for the stars, ya know?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Got a hard (lol) out at 2130

Meg is my ride home since she colunteer d to bring me

Most likely scenario is I get blown in her car at some ducking parking lot since I really don't want to pay for a room, and can t afford to fall sleep somewhere that isn't casa de beanie

i approve of this plan. gawdspeed o7

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


beanie when you guys are in the car i want you to lean in and whisper ever so softly into her ear






























































































suck my dick


































from the back

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Thought that was gonna be a jet fuel can't melt steel beams joke.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


not caring here posted:

Thought that was gonna be a jet fuel can't melt steel beams joke.

vains
May 26, 2004


you should deffo get a blowie from somebody at work. live life like there is no tomorrow, because there might not be.

game theory

Booblord Zagats posted:

Dunno, I don't speak Flip, Thai or tumblr

it would be pretty obvious if it was pre or post once you get the pants off, man. unless....are you implying that i bang t girls?? boy is my face red

vains
May 26, 2004


you should literally live life like the most horrible person on the planet because that is the most rational way to live. game theory.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

not caring here posted:

Don't listen to Down by the Wooter, he hasn't banged his TA yet so clearly he shouldn't be relied on for advice.

I worry that not only will I never bang her, but that the whole situation will spiral out of control emotionally for me and I'll end up as the man of honor at her wedding to the army man.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on

in what way and also gently caress you

vains
May 26, 2004


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on

lol

idk man. if fuzzy dunlops stories weren't so detailed and boring, id go with him.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

DownByTheWooter posted:

I worry that not only will I never bang her, but that the whole situation will spiral out of control emotionally for me and I'll end up as the man of honor at her wedding to the army man.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this situation either.


I do, however, judge situations based on how they effect me, and not the people they actually effect.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Honestly my wife is fine as hell and ducks me good and proper

The lu thing giving me pause is that it's the time of the month back home and I'm pretty sure riding the crimson tide isn't in the cards t night

Meg has been all up on my Dick for months now and I just kinda feel bad

She's got a human ho just doesn't gently caress her right anymore

She's got nice tits from what I can tell

It's a pity lay, but a part of me just wants to see those tits :shrug:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Time has come an d gone, heading home from them arty with Meg :ohdear:

I leave this in her capable hands

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Go with god my friend

bengy81
May 8, 2010


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Time has come an d gone, heading home from them arty with Meg :ohdear:

I leave this in her capable hands

Get a blowie and then go home and punch your wife like a true cop would. o7

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


just hollow her out already ffs

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

don't do it beans, if she has kids those tits are saggy bags full of sadness. Go home and talk the wife into anal.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


stop waffling and pork the girl, seriously

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgd01qJjnR0&t=70s

"Everyone hear how hard I'm breathing? That's 'cause I just poo poo my pants."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


i wonder how beanie made out

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

whiskey dick and shameful apologies about how this never happens.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


rip beanie's marriage

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


rip that girls marriage also

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


I didn't even know he was married until after I told him to get laid/blown. :lol:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


Isn't he a detective now? An affair with a co-worker and subsequent divorce is par for the course.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Dead Reckoning posted:

Isn't he a detective now? An affair with a co-worker and subsequent divorce is par for the course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE2vCRItxso

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT







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