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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


post butts please

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002


Slippery Tilde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cg8A9OXxfc

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!



Only way this could be better is if it were somehow in Tel Aviv with Iron Dome missiles exploding overhead instead of fireworks.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


at the date posted:

Only way this could be better is if it were somehow in Tel Aviv with Iron Dome missiles exploding overhead instead of fireworks.

I'm not sure you understand this whole "American" thing, pardner.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


^A proxy war against brown people is about as Merican as it gets.


I watched the guys in the ring shuffle around like 6 times before I figured it out.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!


Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm not sure you understand this whole "American" thing, pardner.

Israel is like the third most American thing on the planet after the stars and stripes and the NFL.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Watch the video he posted and what he posted before that

i refuse to watch any mary poppins related media :colbert:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


at the date posted:

Israel is like the third most American thing on the planet after the stars and stripes and the NFL.
I don't consider our annoying frenemies who can't stay on message to be worth celebrating.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i refuse to watch any mary poppins related media :colbert:
That's a shame, because Julie Andrews' sex tape was spectacular.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Dead Reckoning posted:

That's a shame, because Julie Andrews' sex tape was spectacular.

Why do I get the feeling this is a true statement?

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA

"This is why mom doesn't F@cking love you!"

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR


elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.


boys i gotta admit, I really like eating pussy and rear end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUQ2bV--0A

also drinking

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Jun 3, 2015

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.


Dead Reckoning posted:

That's a shame, because Julie Andrews' sex tape was spectacular.

Link.

Ima Grip And Sip
Oct 19, 2014

:sherman:


Hello Sansa, I mean Sophie.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Ima Grip And Sip posted:

Hello Sansa, I mean Sophie.



I would Ramsay her.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005



Nap Ghost

Lets ride bikes

:nws: http://goo.gl/uCNlRJ :nws:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?


Whip Slagcheek posted:

I would Ramsay her.

Show's got the best redheads.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Untagged posted:

Show's got the best redheads.



:nws: for nude red head http://m.imgur.com/a/Fw2ZO

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.


Untagged posted:

Show's got the best redheads.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN



Just so everyone knows, that link goes to pics of a holocaust victim trapped in a cave instead of pics of that bushy red beard guy and his presumably equally bushy fire crotch.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


I ought to probate you for leading me to believe that was nudes of that dude :mad:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I ought to probate you for leading me to believe that was nudes of that dude :mad:

I didn't take you for the ginger type.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Whip Slagcheek posted:

I didn't take you for the ginger type.

He is more of a grizzly bear type than a polar bear type

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I didn't take you for the ginger type.

It's the beard :q:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




ElMaligno posted:

He is more of a grizzly bear type than a polar bear type

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I ought to probate you for leading me to believe that was nudes of that dude :mad:


Sorry buddy, have this instead, best I could do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn4gkwYc5g0

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009



should i post my beard?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



i was trying to find images for out gay overlord and i found this an lmao

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

should i post my beard?

Do it pussy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

should i post my beard?

Only if she's okay with it

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Booblord Zagats posted:

Only if she's okay with it

:downsrim:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Only if she's okay with it

:perfect:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Booblord Zagats posted:

Only if she's okay with it

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN


beards go



reposted from my tumblr plz do not steal

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005



Nap Ghost

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

beards go



reposted from my tumblr plz do not steal

How many caged women are in your basement?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN


Reign Of Pain posted:

How many caged women are in your basement?



tons when the short film those stills are from premieres. It's called OZY VERMIS: YOGA BUTT SLAYER. It's about an ex-marine who needs to have sex with a different yoga butt every day in order to suppress the memories of all the Taliban commandos he killed in hand-to-hand combat. Spoiler: Eventually there are no more yoga butts to conquer so he re-enlists, kills more Talibans, and begins the cycle anew..

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009



EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I want to winter over in your beard

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005



Nap Ghost

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

tons when the short film those stills are from premieres. It's called OZY VERMIS: YOGA BUTT SLAYER. It's about an ex-marine who needs to have sex with a different yoga butt every day in order to suppress the memories of all the Taliban commandos he killed in hand-to-hand combat. Spoiler: Eventually there are no more yoga butts to conquer so he re-enlists, kills more Talibans, and begins the cycle anew..

The taliban in black fled across the desert, and the marine followed.

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