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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Post about being drunk/butts.

Please don't link porn/nudity with [img] tags.

Keep shitposting to a minimum.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 2, 2015

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
hail buttes

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


If I post while I'm making GBS threads, is that a shitpost?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
We have a thread for that.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:perfect:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

yay!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

EXTREMELY STUBBORN AND SUSPICIOUS

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

joat mon posted:

EXTREMELY STUBBORN AND SUSPICIOUS

que?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

RATHER INCLINED TO GIGGLE, DOESN'T PUT THINGS AWAY

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I made it a point to see this poo poo in Lima (subtitled) totes worth it 10/10 was legit tempted to watch it again at the next showing

I'm pretty high right now. In the interest of efficiency, just pretend that I post that every single day

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

DownByTheWooter posted:

I made it a point to see this poo poo in Lima (subtitled) totes worth it 10/10 was legit tempted to watch it again at the next showing

I'm pretty high right now. In the interest of efficiency, just pretend that I post that every single day

RELISHES HIS PETARD, WON'T STAY DOWNWIND

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

joat mon posted:

RELISHES HIS PETARD, WON'T STAY DOWNWIND

Relish my petard from the back

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
drat kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXn3r5plloI
:perfect:

Drunk thread: boobs, in S.O.B.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
i dont drink. i just smoke weed erryday

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

i dont drink. i just smoke weed erryday

USES LEFT HAND; DESULTORY AND PHILLIPIC

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

joat mon posted:

USES LEFT HAND; DESULTORY AND PHILLIPIC

:mediocre:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hoo dat?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Gay as a robin. Harmonizes beautifully.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please don't link porn/nudity with [img] tags.

Why can't this just be a :nws: thread? :saddowns:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
I mean, unless you're drunk at work you shouldn't be ITT at work. :colbert:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Anita Dickinme posted:

Why can't this just be a :nws: thread? :saddowns:


Anita Dickinme posted:

I mean, unless you're drunk at work you shouldn't be ITT at work. :colbert:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Anita Dickinme posted:

Why can't this just be a :nws: thread? :saddowns:

PRIAPIC AND PERIPATETIC; HEARD BUT NOT SEEN

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

STALKS NAKED MOLE RATS; CLEAN AND ASYMPTOMATIC.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Anita Dickinme posted:

I mean, unless you're drunk at work you shouldn't be ITT at work. :colbert:

Don't have to be drunk to post ITT

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Anita Dickinme posted:

Why can't this just be a :nws: thread? :saddowns:

That's a requirement from above my level.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That's a requirement from above my level.

NEVER CROSS. PLAYS GAMES, ALL SORTS.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

joat mon posted:

NEVER CROSS. PLAYS GAMES, ALL SORTS.

Please be careful with gimmicks.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

joat mon posted:

NEVER CROSS. PLAYS GAMES, ALL SORTS.

are you having a stroke?

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Holy motherfuckin' poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

are you having a stroke?

He's doing a thing. A not very clever thing.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

THROWS POO. SMELLS TEAL BEANS

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

not caring here posted:

Holy motherfuckin' poo poo

WAKES BEFORE DAWN. WEARS BOOTS


(The end)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






glorious

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

He's doing a thing. A not very clever thing.

please help me understand this thing he is doing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

please help me understand this thing he is doing

Watch the video he posted and what he posted before that

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/GD7ak5C.gifv

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I have the most insane boner right now.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
finally clicked that since i'm medboarding my unit expects nothing from me recruiting wise anymore, song for this occasion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

if i posted that before idgaf song owns

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