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Nostalgia4Butts posted:1-10 on the korean girl? The real scale is binary. 1 (would) 0 (would not) I don't care how drunk/desperate/high you have to be. Either you would or you wouldn't. I have a weird brunch date this weekend with an airforce nurse. She is certainly a 1.
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A-that ad is great and I'll be watching the others. B-  quote:"We are pretty proactive about protecting our 10 principles, one of which is decommodification," Graham said.
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Naramyth posted:The real scale is binary. Truth.
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Naramyth posted:The real scale is binary. Counterpoint: Its a 2-star system 0 star = unfuckable 1 star = you'd gently caress them, but keep quiet about it 2 stars = You'd gently caress them and brag
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1 = eh 2 = okay 3 = yep 4 = hell yeah split for face/body
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Booblord Zagats posted:0 stars = you'd gently caress them, but keep quiet about it
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Beanie go to another wedding this weekend.
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oh wow we have a drone pilot here?
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This weekend I'm going to a 3 year olds birthday party. I'll get inappropriately drunk and live blog it.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:This weekend I'm going to a 3 year olds birthday party. I'll get inappropriately drunk and live blog it. Please call one kid a beta and nudge him to nut up
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Rad Lieutenant posted:This weekend I'm going to a 3 year olds birthday party. I'll get inappropriately drunk and live blog it. I still think you need to get your kid to set up the man of honor with an underaged ho.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:This weekend I'm going to a 3 year olds birthday party. I'll get inappropriately drunk and live blog it. How many three year old could you beat up
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I just realized my life is one of those bad sitcoms. The one where the fat guy who can't do anything right somehow has a hot wife who gets mad at him for minor misunderstandings but everything works out in the end and the audience says awwww. But with more drinking and depression. Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Oct 23, 2015 01:29
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Someone shop Fart Sandwiches AV onto Kevin James face below, tia 
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Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Someone shop Fart Sandwiches AV onto Kevin James face below, tia My life but I have a big beard
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hey fart we need to play rust again. that was a fun game.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Anyone want a free digital hd copy of Interstellar? Sure. I like free things.
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Helldump Immunity. posted:hey fart we need to play rust again. that was a fun game. poo poo son I'd like to play any game with you and the krew again
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DownByTheWooter posted:Aren't you from a country where in some regions, wheat beer is considered a traditional breakfast food? Don't be such a pussy. If I had access to my favorite beer here, I'd neck it any time of the day, but the only affordable beer here is garbage, good beers here are 6-7 bucks per pint on tap and 9 bucks for a sixpack at Safeway or that other store I can't recall. Nice for the occasional good beer on the side, but getting drunk off of any of this is ridiculously expensive. Add to that the way that 7000 feet of altitude has somehow cranked up my alcohol tolerance and you're basically left with industrial amounts of PBR/Keystone or straight up gin-tonic. Nostalgia4Butts posted:1-10 on the korean girl? 7-8 maybe, but she's wicked nerdy, has the highest-pitched voice I've ever heard on a human being and did I mention she's korean? Thing is, she's kinda smack in the middle of the flock of Koreans I've been tending to like a herd of kittens for the past month and a half and I don't really want to mess that up by making GBS threads where I eat. Oh, she's also 22 and has never had a boyfriend which makes it even more weird for old man funlop to hit that.
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Nevermind, I've just been asked to join them at some bonfire kicking off the homecoming festivities, it's beer o' clock after all. Homecoming is the next thing, I've seen it when I did a semester of highschool in Alabama in 2000 and figured it was a day or two of parade/dance/football games, but what is happening here is four full days of rides, parades, free food, activities, countless "mixers" by each faculty, like four faculty hosted huge cookouts (one with free ribs on Saturday) and then there's this thing called "Tequila Sunrise" I've been hearing about for the past 3 weeks. Turns out you go out Friday night to get hammered, powernap around 1AM, join one of hundreds of pregaming parties to get tanked by 4AM, at which point everyone streams downtown to the bars and then just keeps getting plastered in the bars/in the streets/on the traintracks until 12 when the parade begins, which is basically more drinking until the football game at 4. I thought "no way this is going to be going down like i was told in a state where public drinking/intoxication isn't something to gently caress around with", but then I saw pictures from last year and read this year's announcement by the police that they will have an additional 55 officers on duty to make sure students "stay safe and celebrate responsible in the early morning hours". The university is participating with a crew of 50 volunteers to take care of folks that are overdoing it. It's like a somehow-even-whiter St.Patrick's day...madness. I'll be sticking with gin-tonic for the weekend, thank you very much
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Is that Little Finger? No. A guy casted for the resemblance, I'm sure of it.
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KirbyKhan posted:Smash that sideways pussy There was a dude in my first unit who thought this was the literal truth.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:oh wow we have a drone pilot here? Dude I know a probe jockey. Drove not prove Drone
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Naramyth posted:Dude I know a probe jockey. what
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duzzy you need to annex that korean girls sudetenland
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something just occured to me...they also don't shave their funnybits, do they?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:something just occured to me...they also don't shave their funnybits, do they? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156428943
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Oh dear, I definitely don't want to schmeat a sloot...almost sold on the rimjob though
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Why would you squanch that? listen for someone who's into bears you really don't have a foot to stand on here
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Who cares if they squanch or don't squanch. Free squanching country.
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hail stan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY
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Duzzy Funlop posted:something just occured to me...they also don't shave their funnybits, do they? Tell her if she shaves her bush, then you'll help her buy a gold fish
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