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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nothing wrong with peggin' pls don't kink shame

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

give her a rusty venture

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Naked Bear posted:

Freshman who's into anal. Go / no-go, majority of first five replies is the course of action I take.

Is she a gender studies major? RUN

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
she would probably get you food from the dining halls on campus

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It involves a four letter word that rhymes with grape. :(

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
i can understand not wanting to involve a cape in this

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hairy neck nape

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Naked Bear posted:

It involves a four letter word that rhymes with grape. :(

tape

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

i can understand not wanting to involve a cape in this

gently caress that, I'm pro-cape

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Rad Lieutenant posted:

gently caress that, I'm pro-cape

lifes a buffet, sample it.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Where's bapes been

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
she vapes. yea, totally not worth some really tight 18 yr old rear end in a top hat.

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

Rad Lieutenant posted:

gently caress that, I'm pro-cape

6 seasons and a movie

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

It involves a four letter word that rhymes with grape. :(

:v:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow7pwIDhl5c

hit and quit it

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

she vapes. yea, totally not worth some really tight 18 yr old rear end in a top hat.

have her vape ur load

Xenaba
Feb 18, 2003
Pillbug
Tape-worm?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Wait, are we talking statutory grape, or grape fantasy role-play?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


Freshman-roommate of a friend of mine here changes her profile picture...bottom comment is a 46 year-old married guy.

Keep it classy, Arizona.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Duzzy Funlop posted:



Freshman-roommate of a friend of mine here changes her profile picture...bottom comment is a 46 year-old married guy.

Keep it classy, Arizona.

:chloe:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Did the carpet not match the drapes?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: He totally hit on her/got rejected or they hosed and she ditched him for someone within 10 years her age.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Gonna go with the former on that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
http://www.kpho.com/story/30542031/flagstaff-pd-investigates-suspicious-tanks-outside-walmart

In equally weird developments: I went to the Wal-Mart close to campus yesterday to grab some beer before going back to my place and waiting for the kid I'm tutoring in Managerial Accounting. As I pay and try to leave, employees tell me I cannot leave through this exit, and there's roughly 8 cop cars in the parking lot. I ask an employee what happened and she says she cannot say. A middle-aged woman clinging to a sixpack of Dr.Pepper tells me someone was shot in the parking lot. Not 2 minutes later, I overhear her tell someone else there was a bomb threat.
I eventually leave through another exit, see that there's basically the entirety of Flagstaff PD in the parking lot cordoning off 50x50 yards and a police chopper is circling overhead. As I head back to my place, around 6-7 additional emergency vehicles speed past me.

I get back, work through some homework with my (as usual) stoned mentee and then he gives me a ride back to class. On our way to the parking lot, we hear sirens, see a pick-up plow through a stop sign intersection with traffic at around 50mph, pull a tire-squealing left turn up the hill at the next intersection while almost taking out the student volunteer traffic coordinator chick and then get chased by three cop cars. All roads on campus shut down for half an hour with cops at every intersection.

Turns out someone unloaded a bunch of propane tanks on a trolley with circuit boards, a car battery and wiring attached to them in the parking lot and then bailed.

Sometimes, I think I've never actually gone to Arizona, but fallen into a fever-induced coma back in Germany.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Dead Reckoning posted:

Wait, are we talking statutory grape, or grape fantasy role-play?

I encourage pursuing women who are into grape play.

holocaust bloopers posted:

I don't see sjw stuff regularly. Most of the kids in class, and every now and then I'll meet someone cool like this hot English major who told me about the time she shoved a grape up her rear end.


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

tell her you want to go to a wine tasting

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Reason is that I found out why she's into anal and it's pretty hosed up (even by GiP standards), so no, I'm not sticking my dick in that mess.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Well aren't you going to share with your Internet friends?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Not on this one. :(

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I have a suspicion and it's pretty bad.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Let's have it. We're already dead inside.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Someone I know was literally raped bloody by her ex, had to have emergency reconstructive surgery including stitches. Stitches that got infected repeatedly over the next 8 months, requiring additional surgery. Surgery that ended up making her funny bits non-functional with regard to intercourse. It took her 7 years to even work through it mentally to share and a drunk-quote from her the last time we talked was "guys like anal more anyway". She's 26 now.

Can't imagine for someone having gone through that way before the freshman year in college, so I'm hoping it's something less dark.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's about as dark as that, in a different way, but much younger, so yeah.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
alright let's stop talking about this :smith:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Yeah no need to continue this.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Well, gently caress the entire human race then.













:(

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Well, gently caress the entire human race then.













:(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Let's all cheer up. Here's a dogge:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:buddy:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
And here's a butte


And Hayden Winters and her :nws:-redhead assets:

http://i.imgur.com/xCLhX3G.jpg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

And Hayden Winters and her :nws:-redhead assets:

http://i.imgur.com/xCLhX3G.jpg

:stwoon:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Goddrat

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