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I really consider those wedding posts to be one of the high points in this gay forum
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take out your dick and helicopter it around the room in front of god and everyone
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:take out your dick and helicopter it around the room in front of god and everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
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Dec 24, 2015 04:06
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Dec 24, 2015 04:08
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Secretary, we'll call her "Meg",clearly wants beanie DICK LOGISTICS are awkward since she had kids and a loving husband at her hous Abe as u know I've set up shop myself Dunno if it's worth j it Gonna be awkward come Monday
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Dec 24, 2015 04:09
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let's Make America Great Again beanie
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Dec 24, 2015 04:12
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It's always worth it. Use being drunk as gently caress to get a hotel room. You don't want to drink and drive now, do you? Then proceed to put several miscellaneous hotel items into her various orifices and take pictures. But throw that comforter on the floor, that poo poo's nasty.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:12
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Don't listen to Down by the Wooter, he hasn't banged his TA yet so clearly he shouldn't be relied on for advice.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:13
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Less posting, more humping. Get to it.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:14
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Got a hard (lol) out at 2130 Meg is my ride home since she colunteer d to bring me Most likely scenario is I get blown in her car at some ducking parking lot since I really don't want to pay for a room, and can t afford to fall sleep somewhere that isn't casa de beanie
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Dec 24, 2015 04:17
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Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on
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Dec 24, 2015 04:19
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There is absolutely no downside to this at all. Go for gold, son. Go for gold.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:20
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I'd still call that a win.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:20
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As you cum, poop in the seat and make it an impromptu blumpkin I mean if we're gonna be gun slingers might as well aim for the stars, ya know?
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Dec 24, 2015 04:21
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Got a hard (lol) out at 2130 i approve of this plan. gawdspeed o7
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Dec 24, 2015 04:21
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beanie when you guys are in the car i want you to lean in and whisper ever so softly into her ear suck my dick from the back
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Dec 24, 2015 04:22
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Thought that was gonna be a jet fuel can't melt steel beams joke.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:24
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not caring here posted:Thought that was gonna be a jet fuel can't melt steel beams joke.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:24
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you should deffo get a blowie from somebody at work. live life like there is no tomorrow, because there might not be. game theory Booblord Zagats posted:Dunno, I don't speak Flip, Thai or tumblr it would be pretty obvious if it was pre or post once you get the pants off, man. unless....are you implying that i bang t girls?? boy is my face red
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Dec 24, 2015 04:27
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you should literally live life like the most horrible person on the planet because that is the most rational way to live. game theory.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:29
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not caring here posted:Don't listen to Down by the Wooter, he hasn't banged his TA yet so clearly he shouldn't be relied on for advice. I worry that not only will I never bang her, but that the whole situation will spiral out of control emotionally for me and I'll end up as the man of honor at her wedding to the army man.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:31
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on in what way and also gently caress you
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Dec 24, 2015 04:32
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Wooter has more of a Blue Squares sitch going on lol idk man. if fuzzy dunlops stories weren't so detailed and boring, id go with him.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:33
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DownByTheWooter posted:I worry that not only will I never bang her, but that the whole situation will spiral out of control emotionally for me and I'll end up as the man of honor at her wedding to the army man. I see absolutely nothing wrong with this situation either. I do, however, judge situations based on how they effect me, and not the people they actually effect.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:34
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Honestly my wife is fine as hell and ducks me good and proper The lu thing giving me pause is that it's the time of the month back home and I'm pretty sure riding the crimson tide isn't in the cards t night Meg has been all up on my Dick for months now and I just kinda feel bad She's got a human ho just doesn't gently caress her right anymore She's got nice tits from what I can tell It's a pity lay, but a part of me just wants to see those tits 
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Dec 24, 2015 04:42
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Time has come an d gone, heading home from them arty with Meg  I leave this in her capable hands
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Dec 24, 2015 04:44
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Go with god my friend
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Dec 24, 2015 04:47
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Time has come an d gone, heading home from them arty with Meg Get a blowie and then go home and punch your wife like a true cop would. o7
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Dec 24, 2015 04:50
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just hollow her out already ffs
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Dec 24, 2015 05:03
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don't do it beans, if she has kids those tits are saggy bags full of sadness. Go home and talk the wife into anal.
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Dec 24, 2015 05:52
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stop waffling and pork the girl, seriously
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Dec 24, 2015 05:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgd01qJjnR0&t=70s "Everyone hear how hard I'm breathing? That's 'cause I just poo poo my pants."
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Dec 24, 2015 07:23
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i wonder how beanie made out
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Dec 24, 2015 07:57
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whiskey dick and shameful apologies about how this never happens.
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Dec 24, 2015 08:04
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rip beanie's marriage
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Dec 24, 2015 08:12
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rip that girls marriage also
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Dec 24, 2015 08:21
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I didn't even know he was married until after I told him to get laid/blown. 
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Dec 24, 2015 08:24
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Isn't he a detective now? An affair with a co-worker and subsequent divorce is par for the course.
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Dec 24, 2015 08:43
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Dead Reckoning posted:Isn't he a detective now? An affair with a co-worker and subsequent divorce is par for the course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE2vCRItxso
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