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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!




So would.

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOLvBXYhGXE

this is what we defend

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

This is why the Asians are taking over the leaderboard in the master race games.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus



she has that face that says, in 3 years i'm going to gain 60lbs

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

ded posted:




she has that face that says, in 3 years i'm going to gain 60lbs

yeah but thats 3 years from now

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

yeah but thats 3 years from now

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whip voiced his approval

its official

she fat

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Something just strikes me as off putting about her. Like, I might be crazy, but she kind of looks like a not fat Melissa McCarthy to me, and that is an immediate turnoff.

Not saying I wouldn't, just that I don't find her as attractive as I probably should.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
She funny or something?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





who is she and why is she all of a sudden popping up all over my facebook feed

is she that chick from the last fuckable day sketch or whatever?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
An unfunny white girl with big knockers who makes sex jokes or something.

I find her about as funny as Carlos Mencia.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Ogrel72 posted:

I find her about as funny as Carlos Mencia.

AHAHA HE SAID BEANERS :downs:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Carlos Mencia is a hack that did nothing but steal all his material. Amy Schumer is funny, but she's funnier for women than men.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Carlos Mencia is a hack that did nothing but steal all his material. Amy Schumer is funny, but she's funnier for women than men.

is that why n4i loves her so much?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Two Finger posted:

who is she and why is she all of a sudden popping up all over my facebook feed

She's a comedian. I liked her stand-up specials. Now that she's getting her own series, someone went back through her early material and discovered that she made some racist jokes. The usual suspects have lined up on each side of the "she shouldn't be allowed to make those jokes" argument.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It's Amy Schumer's turn to be the Next Big Female Comedian.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Are people that loving upset over "I used to date hispanics, but now I prefer consensual."

That's not even remotely close to Carlos 'Ned' Mencia.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
If we could harness the energy of the perpetual outrage machine in this country we could end our dependence on foreign oil.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If we could harness the energy of the perpetual outrage machine in this country we could end our dependence on foreign oil.

Would the outrage energy be pure, or would it be tainted by its source?
I can see the left being outraged by having to use right outrage energy and the right by having to use left outrage energy.
I guess that's the secret to the 'perpetual' part.
The energy company could be called "Outragoboros."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.facebook.com/CubanSwagPapi/videos/941792542544833/

:tinfoil:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

There are grape cigars.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There are grape cigars.

what exactly do you roll your blunts in if not fruit-flavored blunt wraps?

Because I don't expect someone with this sort of obviously limited knowledge on blunts to know how to freak a Black n Mild or a Dutch Master

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There are grape cigars.

Cigarillos, yeah.


They're pretty popular with the "Makes under 28K/yr" crowd

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Booblord Zagats posted:

Cigarillos, yeah.


They're pretty popular with the "Makes under 28K/yr" crowd

guess i better go buy a pack

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2015/07/16/shots-fired-report-chattanooga/30240617/

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Crazy solo black dude who recently converted to Islam?

Angry white sovereign citizen pushed over the edge by Jade Helm?

Disgruntled Recruiter?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Victor Vermis posted:

Crazy solo black dude who recently converted to Islam?

Angry white sovereign citizen pushed over the edge by Jade Helm?

Disgruntled Recruiter?

Open contract signer

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Booblord Zagats posted:

Open contract signer

yeah right

Open contract signers don't even have the balls to voice a preference when signing away 4+ years of their life.

Mass shooting seems a little out of their league.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Victor Vermis posted:

yeah right

Open contract signers don't even have the balls to voice a preference when signing away 4+ years of their life.

Mass shooting seems a little out of their league.

"If you go open contract, we can get you in to <desired MOS> even though they aren't taking anyone right now, it's a win-win" something I heard all the time when I was working at a recruiters office as an E-3.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dead Reckoning posted:

She's a comedian. I liked her stand-up specials. Now that she's getting her own series, someone went back through her early material and discovered that she made some racist jokes. The usual suspects have lined up on each side of the "she shouldn't be allowed to make those jokes" argument.

i remember reading a really good article on how feminism spends more time arguing over whether something is offensive or sexist or whatever rather than ending the very real human rights abuses on women all around the world
but hey, i guess there's a lot of ageism/body shaming/whatever to tackle

oh gently caress what have i done this is not the right place for this
accept this by way of apology

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jul 16, 2015

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Saw this earlier today that made me think Amy Schumer was funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh1ige7lVyU

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Two Finger posted:

i remember reading a really good article on how feminism spends more time arguing over whether something is offensive or sexist or whatever rather than ending the very real human rights abuses on women all around the world
but hey, i guess there's a lot of ageism/body shaming/whatever to tackle

oh gently caress what have i done this is not the right place for this
accept this by way of apology


Wendy Fiore :swoon:

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
I'm so torn on Amy Schumer. Sometimes when I see her, I'm thinking "Yeah, totally, I'd be all over that."

And then other times, well...

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
She has the ugliest goddamn face.

Her tits are mundane.

Completely unremarkable- physically- human being.

You guys are weird.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

pkells posted:

I'm so torn on Amy Schumer. Sometimes when I see her, I'm thinking "Yeah, totally, I'd be all over that."

And then other times, well...


Oh hell yes, I'd still crush that pussy.

Your pretty much a giant human being otherwise. That girl cleans up nice, tells a good joke, and does the filthy stuff with kinda big titties. I promise I look worse in a speedo stand up rafting than baby girl does in that bikini. I bet that apply to more than 3/5ths of us, too. When she bloats up float out, but its pretty :goonsay: to say you wouldn't gently caress Amy Schumer unless your sone butt loving soddomite like our mod.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Victor Vermis, or Roman Polanskis Gofer posted:

She has the ugliest goddamn face.

Her tits are mundane.

Completely unremarkable- physically- human being.

You guys are weird.

:goonsay:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
poo poo I'd gently caress her for the pillow talk.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'd gently caress her if I didn't have standards.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Oh hell yes, I'd still crush that pussy.

Your pretty much a giant human being otherwise. That girl cleans up nice, tells a good joke, and does the filthy stuff with kinda big titties. I promise I look worse in a speedo stand up rafting than baby girl does in that bikini. I bet that apply to more than 3/5ths of us, too. When she bloats up float out, but its pretty :goonsay: to say you wouldn't gently caress Amy Schumer unless your sone butt loving soddomite like our mod.

welp, that confirms it.

Shim isn't a jew.

He's black.

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