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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



visiting some family

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
r u the crock pot in that photo

VVVVV :ocelot:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Nice crockpot


E /\/\/\/\ :lol:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:



visiting some family

slow cook, steal the one ring, check if within x feet of playground, would

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Victor Vermis posted:

check if within x feet of playground

Look outside the window. :negative:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Mad Dragon posted:

Look outside the window. :negative:

loving perfect.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
today has truly been a watershed day for daisy dukes, yoga pants, flimsy nylon running shorts and all manner of buttes

if you're not spending these waning days of summer on a university campus, i want you to know that i feel truly and deeply sorry for you

one more lecture and then I can set right down with a sack... and study, I guess, for my first round of exams starting next week, but w/e more buttes for the butte god

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



hold up




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6YlfiLSb7o

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__2CYc62sHU

:eyepop:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
It's loving hypnotic.

I don't know what the gently caress Kizomba styling is, but if it's a trend that yields more of these videos, I can get behind it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C89UcdgXi2I

















buttes

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 11, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






great now i have to watch this like 18 times so i can appreciate each individually

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I swear it's 20 chicks, not 18.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Maybe it's the daytime drinking, but I want that son g now.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


I feel like a fox in a chicken coop not knowing where to pounce first.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
I am no longer able to drink for an undetermined amount of time because I'm one of the LTs from Benning tasked to be part of Jimmy Carter's funeral service thing for whenever he dies. gently caress.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Mustang posted:

I am no longer able to drink for an undetermined amount of time because I'm one of the LTs from Benning tasked to be part of Jimmy Carter's funeral service thing for whenever he dies. gently caress.

That sucks, but participating in a state funeral is one of those things you're probably only going to do once in your life.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
True, it is actually a pretty cool thing to be part of but it sucks to find out you can't drink literally minutes before driving home from work on a Friday.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

gently caress it dude, what are the chances he kicks it on Friday night?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Mustang posted:

True, it is actually a pretty cool thing to be part of but it sucks to find out you can't drink literally minutes before driving home from work on a Friday.

You can handle it. No one will know. Just drink. Pussy.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Is there some reason that's a thing suddenly, or is there a rotating "alert" funeral crew like for air defense?

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Godholio posted:

Is there some reason that's a thing suddenly, or is there a rotating "alert" funeral crew like for air defense?

He is dying of cancer. He made an announcement fairly recently that it had spread to his brain and liver.

Also it is stupid that they won't let you drink. It's not like that he will die and you'll need to be on hand to perform the funeral service within the hour. After he passes there will definitely be some notice before the funeral. A lot of time they will wait a week or so before the funeral.

Delizin fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Sep 12, 2015

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Not sure really, I was just told I need to pack my ASU's and enough ACU's and what not for 10 days travel and not to drink and be ready to be called back in within 3 hours or something like that. I think just about every unit on post is sending people, ABOLC and IBOLC for sure though.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Delizin posted:

After he passes there will definitely be some notice before the funeral. A lot of time they will wait a week or so before the funeral.

OTOH, they are probably going to want to get everyone together to practice a few times before the nationally televised funeral.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Dead Reckoning posted:

OTOH, they are probably going to want to get everyone together to practice a trillion times before the nationally televised funeral.

ftfy

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Delizin posted:

He is dying of cancer. He made an announcement fairly recently that it had spread to his brain and liver.

Ah. Well, that explains it.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
why do they want some boot rear end 2lt to be around for that?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I'm really drunk but I love all of you

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
fag

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
gimme a COPS OF GIP baseball card, bitch

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm really drunk but I love all of you

me too


me too

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Holy poo poo, it's uncanny.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I died last night. Rip me.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I died last night. Rip me.

A cushy federal leo spot just opened up boys.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I died last night. Rip me.

You died in my arms. Must have been something I saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

You died in my arms. Must have been something I saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Gonna give this a go as helicopter music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Working a frat tailgate. Despite the rain the buttgame is strong.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Dead Reckoning posted:

That sucks, but participating drunk in a state funeral is one of those things you're probably only going to do once in your life.

fixed that for ya

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Zeris posted:

fixed that for ya

it would be truly moving to see a soldier going through one of those crazy emotional rollercoaster lonely benders military servicemembers are so prone to, stumbling around, tears and snot dripping onto his immaculately arranged ceremonial dress, reeling from grief and or booze right there at President Carter's graveside. Western funerals don't have nearly enough wailing.

imagine all the memes about heroes you'd be pictured in.

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