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Summer in the south is a stupid humid swampy arm pit. That said, Hoptimum is out and it is my favorite part of summer. Also cazadores reposado but gently caress that, beer. also  http://i.imgur.com/IN6Kgqi.gif
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Untagged posted:FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP I rehosted these like a month ago because tumblr is a cesspool and I'm going to post them again cause no one said anything last time. http://i.imgur.com/AWC5vFH.gif http://i.imgur.com/mDzt2WE.gif http://i.imgur.com/PqfU4Le.gif http://i.imgur.com/ATrbr3d.gif http://i.imgur.com/ptmlXOQ.gif http://i.imgur.com/lrrBI7g.gif
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There's not enough stretch mark ravaged deflated birthday balloon going on to call those fat chick tits. They aren't zitty pockmarked blobs of bread dough topped with extra spicy pepperoni and weird bruises which is a strong indicator that she doesn't have a litter of snot nosed ringworm reservoirs festering in a trailer somewhere. If more fat chicks had those there'd be less mire of self loathing to wallow in after making a mistake.
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Jun 7, 2015 11:36
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I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere.
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Jun 7, 2015 12:41
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I didn't drink for 2 months once, not a fan. I drank a six pack of double ipas and a bunch of tequila a few days ago. That was pretty fun but I should be in prison for what I did to the porcelain throne the next day. Miley is too young and rich to be stuck with blah tits. Spend some cash on implants instead of a buy my porn tumblr spread.
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Jun 11, 2015 13:09
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Jun 11, 2015 21:48
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Everything is garbage except Nina Hartley. I wish I had a MILF angel to molest the bejesus out of me in high school. http://i.imgur.com/U4YEgNU.jpg No but for real everything is poo poo. I am not a vet but I grew up on AF bases, that doesn't mean a goddamn thing but I like this forum.
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Jun 21, 2015 11:01
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Ratfuck drunk @ 11:30 am living the dream For your consideration: asset maximization_dot_jpg http://i.imgur.com/oIQHKIe.jpg
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Jun 30, 2015 15:37
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Not drinking is dumb Leg dude has a cool job http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateLikelyChuckwalla
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:julia Boin oh man finally if I know names I will try to post them but that one was elusive I had to do extensive research in that subreddit though so silver linings here's another thing http://gfycat.com/WavyWhichAmericanmarten
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Aug 2, 2015 04:16
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it seems jihad an invisible touch she posts online and grabs right hold of your cash
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Aug 3, 2015 00:15
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the full video is cool pasties and fishnet abound!
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Aug 4, 2015 16:20
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http://gfycat.com/DependableAnguishedGrouper smooooooth
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Aug 6, 2015 19:31
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man i'll make sure any future asians are spurting out eels or barfing up ramen into a businessman's lap or something here's remy lacroix doing remy lacroix stuff http://gfycat.com/YellowFamousHamadryas
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Aug 6, 2015 22:52
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~tigolebitties~ http://gfycat.com/CalculatingGleamingBeardeddragon
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Aug 17, 2015 14:14
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The pumpkin spice extends tights. The pumpkin spice expands waistlines. The pumpkin spice is vital to Pinterest posting. The Pumpkin Spicing Guild and its pudgy 20 year olds, who the pumpkin spice has mutated over twelve years, use the orange artificial flavoring which gives them the ability to fold in even more empty calories. That is, fatten up every part of the body without eating.
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Sep 12, 2015 22:50
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Goddamn Missandei~ http://i.imgur.com/9UkqvGV.gif
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Sep 16, 2015 05:39
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Reminiscing about being a delinquent teenager on an AF base immediately after 9/11~ Those were some fun times, running from the shitloads of bored and angry re-activated dudes stuck playing security then getting rolled up on and sIttin around in handcuffs while six or seven carloads of 20 year olds and bitter old men pretended we were in trouble. Thanks for listening to my story, here's some boobs that are big AND bouncy http://i.imgur.com/N6owGaX.gif
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Sep 17, 2015 02:05
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Rough Lobster posted:Jesus gatdam Christ  her name is amanda love additional research material http://imgur.com/a/eNzpA
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Sep 18, 2015 08:51
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☑ weed ☑ butt ☑ shower before and after https://vimeo.com/79269222
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Sep 19, 2015 21:50
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germans are fuckin weird this probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8mlKehOHqE
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Sep 21, 2015 00:33
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I bought a sixer of Not Your Dad's today, I thought it was pretty good, wouldn't have guessed there's booze is in if I hadn't known. I wouldn't down more than one in a sitting but I liked it enough to buy again once in awhile. I also bought some Dogfish head Punkin with my ole standby Sierra Nevada Torpedo cause gently caress it, it's close enough to October and variety is the spice of life.
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Sep 26, 2015 10:20
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I'd be fine if they completely ignored anything that happened when T-1000 was around. ~celebrate~ http://i.imgur.com/9JuR4iX.gif
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Sep 29, 2015 04:59
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Yes sir, officer. http://i.imgur.com/B44smuQ.gif alternatively: ADMIRALTY COURT GOLD FRINGE SOVEREIGN FREEMAN ON THE LAND I AM FILMING THIS EXCHANGE I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING ARRESTED
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Sep 29, 2015 06:57
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Rolled a 12 on that butt stat   
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Oct 6, 2015 10:16
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Mad Dragon posted:
I stand corrected. 1080p BUTT SOURCE
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Oct 6, 2015 17:55
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12 is a little bit above average in a 3d6 stat system. You meant to say 18 (or a natural 20 in a d20 system).
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Oct 10, 2015 21:58
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Naked shame walk body double has it goin the gently caress on~
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Oct 11, 2015 02:55
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hail satan hail death
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Oct 23, 2015 12:57
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 jesus gently caress i'm 30 and out of whiskey
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Oct 25, 2015 07:35
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I like soju but the last time I drank it I drank a fifth or whatever size it comes in on top of a bunch of beer and well that was a mistake that I hope to not make again. http://www.gfycat.com/WelcomeConsiderateFrilledlizard
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pictured below: a butt, oiled https://45.media.tumblr.com/0e4cebd7603ba9c6d07be41ef5df3e1e/tumblr_nylvz4z51f1ul8u85o1_400.gif
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I pregamed hard and went to a fancy garden xmas light show last night. They had a wine tent and a decent beer selection on tap and even better in cans. Buncha old rear end live oaks covered in spanish moss and lit up, was pretty fuckin cool.  I also rounded a corner to get stared at by a raccoon who was pretty nonplussed about all the people interrupting his nightly routine. 10/10 would look @ raccoon again. Star Wars was fuckin cool too
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This lady's been doing the world a solid http://www.gfycat.com/UnfortunateEvilAmericanbittern http://www.gfycat.com/FrigidShamelessArthropods
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